Adam Carolla: This is why the terrorists hate us. And itâ€™s not the glitter and itâ€™s not the pomp and circumstance. Weâ€™ve got black and white, weâ€™ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball. And the mirror ball doesnâ€™t care what color you are, and it doesnâ€™t care how rich your parents are, and it doesnâ€™t care what God you pray to. Itâ€™s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.