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Chucky got K-Feds sloppy seconds. Eeww.

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If there was every ANY doubt that Kanye was a Grade A Douche...this should put those doubts to rest. A Talented Artist hanging with Kim Kardashian, ceases to become said Talented Artist.
Why would anyone with half a brain, electively choose to spend time with Kim Kardashian?
My venetian blinds are more exciting than her personality, but they can't compete with being as open as often as her legs.

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Antoine Dodson Reality Show: Coming Soon!

Oh, man. Out of all the crappy reality shows that are on, FINALLY they come up with an idea for a decent one! Dodson is entertainment, unlike the Hodashian's and their inability to actually be amusing in any way (How the f**k can anyone watch their boring ass lives?) Dodson is one I would gladly pay to watch.

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How appropriate to dress a beast like her up like a beast.

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Best headline ever: Camille Grammar says no to remarriage, men around the world rejoice.
Damn funny, THG!

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Gabriel Aubry vs. Halle Berry: It's War!

Gabriel Aubrey, Halle Berry and Kim Kardashian. It's a smorgasboard of bore. A triangle of lameness. My local strip club has more talent on a Monday afternoon.

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Diaz has finally figured out why she looks sixty instead of late thirties.

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After the wedding, Russell began to miss gambling with his dick.

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Is Kim Kardashian 2sexy2tweet?

Soak the attention up while you got it, Hodashian...eventually everyone will get over you, just like they did with Paris...Paris...damn, can't remember her surname because she's SO last year, just like you will be.

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I'm surprised she didn't call it 'Jake Broke My Heart Because I'm Boring' just as she wrote 'Dear John' and then said that it might not be about John Mayer.
Not only is she mega boring, but she's clearly dumb to top it off.
Stop dating, girl. No man with any sense of adventure would have you.