Comments by mischalova

1. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 36

   6/27/2008 2:14 PM
   
   Stoned out of her mind, Denise Richards thinks she's holding a daughter.

2. Is Don Imus Racist?

   6/24/2008 1:30 PM
   
   Look, the guy is wearing a black hat. How can he be racist?

3. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 34

   6/13/2008 3:24 PM
   
   Down with the Grand New Opry!

4. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 34

   6/13/2008 3:23 PM
   
   Who is beautiful and talented and doesn't miss Chace Crawford at all? THIS girl!

5. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 33

   6/6/2008 2:47 PM
   
   In its latest publicity attempt, Planet Hollywood hits a new low.

6. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 33

   6/6/2008 2:44 PM
   
   I've sold this many albums!

7. Katie Holmes & Victoria Beckham: Real or Wax?

   6/3/2008 2:21 PM
   
   WAX, definitely

8. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 31

   5/23/2008 3:38 PM
   
   Try our new flavor: (David Silver Popped My) Cherry

9. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 31

   5/23/2008 3:36 PM
   
   I'm an awful actress!

10. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 30

    5/16/2008 6:41 PM
    
    Give me the coffee, Jaime Lynn. Remember, you're knocked up with Casey Aldridge's love child because the two of you had unprotected sex.

11. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 28

    5/2/2008 3:40 PM
    
    Wait until my boobs are exposed to snap a photo dammit!

12. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 26

    4/18/2008 2:44 PM
    
    Mariah Carey: Sorry, Ryan, this is the only pole I'm touching all night.

13. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 26

    4/18/2008 2:43 PM
    
    Your cheek is so much softer than Simon's.

14. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 24

    4/4/2008 2:37 PM
    
    In the glare of all these cameras, Reggie Bush wishes he was being hit by Brian Urlacher instead.

15. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 24

    4/4/2008 2:35 PM
    
    Kim's Boobs: How are we not falling out of this dress?!?

16. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 24

    4/4/2008 2:35 PM
    
    Reggie Bush: God, I hate Ray.

17. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 22

    3/21/2008 2:58 PM
    
    Remember, Sean Preston, liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

18. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 22

    3/21/2008 2:57 PM
    
    Yo, three more bottles of this and Shar Jackson will look hot!

19. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 22

    3/21/2008 2:57 PM
    
    Party-goers give thanks that this bottle of Jack Daniels isn't a microphone.

20. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 21

    3/14/2008 2:19 PM
    
    My fellow Americans, I totally had sexual relations with that woman!

21. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 21

    3/14/2008 2:18 PM
    
    Instead of an O-Face, Governor Spitzer shows everyone his uh-oh face.

22. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 20

    3/7/2008 5:00 PM
    
    Tito: God, Jenna is anal about taking pictures. And sex.

23. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 20

    3/7/2008 4:59 PM
    
    Jenna: Is this a dildo in your pocket? Or are you just happy to... oh, wait, this is the dildo we used on me last night.

24. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 20

    3/7/2008 4:58 PM
    
    Jenna: Seriously, Tito. ANY hole you want tonight.

25. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 18

    2/22/2008 5:32 PM
    
    Stavros Niarchos, you're under house arrest!