Comments by Hilton Hater

1. Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover is Sexist!

   11/18/2009 10:46 AM
   
   Moreover, the Newsweek story is negative toward Palin. It's not making that a secret.
   So Palin has a problem with a photo that paints her in a negative light? That's the entire point of the article! It's an argument against Sarah Palin. Is she gonna make a stink every time a publication paints her in a negative light? As a liberal, allow me to say: God, I hope she does. It's hilarious.

2. Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover is Sexist!

   11/18/2009 10:42 AM
   
   I know it was intended for Runner's World. But your argument is as ignorant as Palin's: is she really so naive to think she can control every photograph and every quote she utters? She's a former VP candidate and future Presidential candidate. God forbid a picture is "taken out of context." I'm not even sure what that means. There's a context to posing for a cover photo?
   Remember when Fox News claimed Obama and Michelle engaged in a "terrorist fist bump?" Welcome to politics, Palin lovers. This stuff happens ALL the time.

3. Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover is Sexist!

   11/18/2009 9:06 AM
   
   Just one problem with your take, "seriously." Palin posed for this photo herself! Moreover, she specifically posed for it for a magazine cover shoot.
   How, exactly, can she then claim it's sexist?

4. Elisabetta Canalis Pictures: MAXIM-um Hotness!

   10/21/2009 8:37 AM
   
   Derek Jeter is unclassy because... he's on the Yankees? He's likely the most respected athlete in professional sports, based on quotes from umpires, teammates and opponents, even those on the Red Sox.
   As for his personal life, we challenge any reader to find a single quote from an ex-girlfriend that disparages Jeter.

5. Britney Spears Releases New, Sex-Themed Single

   9/29/2009 12:54 PM
   
   Dear Raymond - You are aware Britney Spears IS divorced, right? That might throw a wrench into your theory that parents who speaks openly about sex don't get divorced.
   It's one thing to teach your children about safe sex; it's another to sing about threesomes and orgies.

6. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to Reportedly Come Out of Dating Closet

   9/26/2009 11:07 AM
   
   Why is everyone so upset? The article simply made a comparison between Lambert and Robsten; an apt one. It called Lambert "classy" and drew a parallel between his experience with the media and that of Kristen and Rob's.
   What in the world is wrong with that? Anyone that reads this site knows THG is a HUGE fan of Lambert.

7. Miley Cyrus Strolls, Poses, Hangs with Fans

   8/24/2009 7:13 PM
   
   We don't hate Miley b/c of her wardrobe. We hate her for her constant need for attention, her ego, her exploitation of religion and her own double standard of acting mature (stripper pole performance) and then pretending like she's only an innocent 16-year old any time a scandal arises.

8. Miley Cyrus Lashes Out Against Non-Existent Rumors

   8/13/2009 12:34 PM
   
   People: Miley is the one that puts every detail of her personal life on the Web! That's the entire point of Twitter!
   If she didn't want sites talking about her, don't you think she'd simply send emails and text messages?

9. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 84

   5/29/2009 12:55 PM
   
   Come on, Camila, let's lose his shirt. It's not too early to make him a true McConaughey.

10. Hayden Panettiere Misspells Tattoo, is a Moron

    5/22/2009 12:18 PM
    
    Ummmm, that's the whole point "Rachel Francis." Since when is "to live without regretted" proper English? The tattoo is misspelled because it's the wrong form of the word "regret."
    Ironically, Hayden actually isn't doing anything about problems in America. The cause she's known for is trying to save endangered whales off the coast of Japan.

11. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 70

    2/20/2009 4:06 PM
    
    Economy Forces Newspapers to Fire Headline Writers

12. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 66

    1/23/2009 4:07 PM
    
    Volleyball?!? I thought we were playing Snort All the Drugs!

13. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 66

    1/23/2009 4:06 PM
    
    Lady in the background: I thought Halloween was three months ago!

14. Celebrity of the Year: Kim Kardashian!

    12/31/2008 7:31 AM
    
    Actually, she posed for Playboy in December 2007, NOT 2008. Also, a lot of people star in reality shows - and Kim's isn't even focused on just her - but is that reason enough for her to remain in the news so much?

15. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 62

    12/26/2008 5:14 PM
    
    Hmmm... Is that my mom and my former classmate? Couldn't be.

16. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 62

    12/26/2008 5:12 PM
    
    So many ugly dresses to buy, so little time...

17. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 60

    12/12/2008 3:07 PM
    
    Owen Wilson's body? Not a wonderland, folks!

18. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 60

    12/12/2008 3:06 PM
    
    Seriously, guys, Don Rickles is so much funnier than Owen Wilson.

19. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 59

    12/5/2008 5:53 PM
    
    A chimney isn't the only thing Santa Claus has been inside recently...

20. The Hollywood Gossip Kaption Kontest 56

    11/14/2008 3:49 PM
    
    Hehe, I've seen you naked!
    I've seen you naked!

21. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 52

    10/17/2008 4:06 PM
    
    If the shaft is proportionate to the balls, Holly is gonna have to open up much wider.

22. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 52

    10/17/2008 4:05 PM
    
    Holly Madison gets ready to bowl.

23. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 51

    10/10/2008 4:02 PM
    
    Brad: What do we call this kid again?
    Angelina: Shoot. I don't remember.

24. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 45

    8/29/2008 4:22 PM
    
    Psst, my real name isn't Tila Tequila.

25. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 45

    8/29/2008 4:21 PM
    
    Courtenay: You're not even close.
    Tila: I've never actually touched a girl before. Just play along for the camera.