Rachel, no way are you friends with either of these girls. We simply don't believe you. If you want to prove us wrong, please feel free to contact us with some inside scoop:
There's gotta be better stuff out there to talk about than this. What the hell is that thing on the left? Did she come back from a vacation to the sun? Who finds this attractive?
Did you honestly just suggest JimJen? Can't you at least try to be a little creative?? Any comment is a good comment and all, but you can do better than that.
I like CarMc, just because it's different, but if I had to make up my own right here on the spot, I'd go with Ace Ventura: Centerfold Detective.
How is she not a slut? She allowed herself to get boned senseless on videotape, used it to make herself famous, got paid a lot of money as a result, and has dated like 10 guys since then. Read the news you dumbass.
Sure, we don't know how far she's gone with each of them. But do you honestly think she makes them wait until the second date? I highly doubt it. Paris has been slinging poon like a $2 whore when a n!gga rolls up with a fiver of rock. You can still be a fan of hers, but let's accept this as fact and move on.
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I like CarMc, just because it's different, but if I had to make up my own right here on the spot, I'd go with Ace Ventura: Centerfold Detective.
Sorry, that was weak.
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How is she not a slut? She allowed herself to get boned senseless on videotape, used it to make herself famous, got paid a lot of money as a result, and has dated like 10 guys since then. Read the news you dumbass.
Sure, we don't know how far she's gone with each of them. But do you honestly think she makes them wait until the second date? I highly doubt it. Paris has been slinging poon like a $2 whore when a n!gga rolls up with a fiver of rock. You can still be a fan of hers, but let's accept this as fact and move on.
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