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  1. Lady Gaga Reveals Diet Tips

    I guess she forgot to mention cocaine. She'd admitted to it before.
  2. Samantha Ronson Faces Criminal Probe in Dog Case

    It would be the first time she'd face any form of probe.
  3. Dancing With the Stars: The Season 11 Pairings

    I thought Gary Coleman died. :P
  4. Justin Bieber in Concert: Photos from MSG Performance

    It would be nice if The Boy would ingest some MSG. "*GASP* How dare you say such a thing about him?" Wishes don't come true...but prayers do sometimes.
  5. Hailey Glassman Sells Out Jon Gosselin, Says D-Bag Tried to Shake Down Kate

    Holy shit, he looks worse than ever. Did he eat half of his kids? The only thing that could make him look even worse is if he was wearing an Ed Hardy tee...which he will. He looks like he smells bad.
  6. James Jay Lee: Armed, Dangerous, Taking Hostages at Discovery Channel

    This was one of the goofiest things I have ever witnessed. I was at my friend's apartment building while this was happening, which is literally right across the street from the Discovery building on Colesville Rd. I saw everything from my window. I hate bastards like this.
  7. Kaitlin Olson, Rob McElhenney Welcome Son!

    I love these guys, but they named him Axel? I expected more from them.
  8. Kat Von D: Jesse James is "The One"

    I'm not even annoyed that she's into Jesse James. I'm annoyed that she's into 'The Matrix.' So lame. "Ohh, he's the One." Pfff.
  9. Happy Birthday, Charlie Sheen... NOT!

    How does a cest pool like Two and a Half Men survive?
  10. Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Exceeds Expectations, Demolishes Danielle Staub Raw

    I saw Kendra's sex tape and it is probably the least sexiest thing I've ever seen.
  11. Lack of Blood Test, Grounds For Search May Bail Out Paris Hilton

    Paris might get off? Oh please, she's so cold in bed, I bet she's never had an orgasm.
  12. Dina Lohan: Lindsay Treated Like a "Common Criminal" in the Slammer

    And then I say something mean about Dinner Lohan.
  13. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Back Together?

    "Totally for real OR As fake as her chest, nose, lips, etc."

    HAHAHA LOL Holy fuck! thehollywoodgossip.com, you're so fucking funny!!! Where do you guys come up with this shit!? You guys are geniuses!! Oh fuck, I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying!...as fake as her chest, nose, lips, etc...too rich. So funny--it's because she gets so much done to herself that she's unnatural just like, quite possibly, their reunion. Oh...oh mercy, let me catch my breath."
  14. Witnesses Saw Mel Gibson Hit Oksana Grigorieva

    "I'm not giving you the house, you can rot! Unless you crawl back, suck my cock and say you're sorry IN THAT ORDER!!!"

    I wanted to make that my ringtone, but unfortunately I have respect for kids and don't think they should be hearing that. Still, Mel Gibson is such a wacky guy.
  15. Kroy Biermann: Dating Kim Zolciak for Some Reason

    @jojo
    I think you mean he blasted her, that is blasted ON her...face.
  16. Church Members Taunt, Protest Justin Bieber for Sinning Against God

    Westboro will protest against anything and everything and they already have. They'll protest against the boy 'til their heart's content. This isn't news, this is just another Westboro Baptist thing. Cupcakes and kisses, 'tards.
  17. Peeps With No Lives Stage Free Lindsay Rally

    Oh I get it...they're stupid.
  18. Kendall Jenner on Controversial Bikini Shoot: It's All Good!

    @EveryOnesGotOne
    Prude much? I don't see what's wrong with a 14-year-old modeling. This isn't pushing any limit nor is it even provocative. The only reason why it's seen this way is because she was scene by the public at a young age at one point.
  19. Source Spills on Scott Disick Sex Tape, Orgies, Shady Circle of Friends

    Well, this proves my theory about Scott DickSick; friends in the closet, encouraging his friends to join him in an orgy, hiding his guy friends while he has a girl over...he's gay.

    I love the homosexuals, but I don't like it when people have secrets. Scott, you stupid DickSick.
  20. Kendall Jenner on Controversial Bikini Shoot: It's All Good!

    Maybe I'm missing something, but this isn't a big deal. She's a 14-year-old wearing a bikini. It's not that provocative. Walk into any Target durring warm seasons and you'll see teen models around this age doing pretty much the same thing. Whodathunk that a grainy, desaturated filter would put so many people's knickers in a pinch?
  21. Mel Gibson Voicemails Leaked: Eight New Rants!

    If Macaulay Culkin and Robin Williams' knuckles had a love child.
  22. Teresa Giudice to Auction Off N.J. Mansion, Other Expensive Crap She Really Couldn't Afford

    @Monkey
    Do you have any idea how cool it is to live above an independant restaurant? I lived above a Cuban place at my old place in Brooklyn and it was the best. I now live next to a Polish daycare. Meh. Lucky for me I don't mind kids. Anyway, this whorebag doesn't know what she's missing.
  23. Lindsay Lohan Seeks to Delay Rehab Stint

    She's only crying because her roots are showing.
  24. Mocienne Petit Jackson, Alleged Michael Jackson Love Child, Shockingly Wants Money

    She was funniet when she had dreadlocks and called herself Whoopie.
  25. Teresa Giudice to Auction Off N.J. Mansion, Other Expensive Crap She Really Couldn't Afford

    Oh god, she looks like Admiral Ackbar. And Joe? He looks like Corky from Life Goes On. No wait, that's an insult to Chris Burke who is pretty cool. He just looks like a schmuck.

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