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The drama between Kim Kardashian Humphries, née Kardashian & Kris Humphries Kardashian, née Humphries is simply the kick-off to what will be the biggest soap opera saga to hit the airwaves since Luke & Laura from General Hospital. Eat that Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in two parts. One part scam and the other part nonsense. Let’s just say that reality television will never play as well as scripted. Hence, I give you… The Days Of Kim’s Lives: All Nine Of Them http://bit.ly/uun9L7

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Kim Kardashian Tabloid Koverage: Kopious!

The drama between Kim Kardashian Humphries, née Kardashian & Kris Humphries Kardashian, née Humphries is simply the kick-off to what will be the biggest soap opera saga to hit the airwaves since Luke & Laura from General Hospital. Eat that, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in two parts. One part scam and the other part nonsense. Let’s just say that reality television will never play as well as scripted. Hence, I give you… The Days Of Kim’s Lives: All Nine Of Them http://bit.ly/uun9L7

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Will Kim rake in more money from the divorce than what she netted from the wedding? And if so, which ding-dong companies are lining up to sponsor the divorce? Will Range Rover provide cars to get her to court proceedings? Surely there is a fashion brand that wants to sponsor her butt for when she goes on the stand and boo-hoos about their “irreconcilable differences� http://bit.ly/spoSEM

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Lord knows I love me my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but someone needs to defend Brandi against the Sisters Grimm. What can I say? I feel for anyone who calls themselves a slut. http://bit.ly/v8rKpz

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How this feud will unravel has yet to unfold, but it would be in all our best interests to run out and buy head to toe leopard (or any animal) print outfits that will serves as the new “what to wear to war� garb, replacing those drab army green army fatigues, which are sooo last season, rather, sooo last war or what have you http://bit.ly/o4ZXLE

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WTF is Wrong With Lindsay Lohan's Teeth?

What on Earth happened to Lindsay Lohan? Forget what she's wearing... her face is looking not best dressed http://bit.ly/ojSt0j

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Rihanna, Bikini, Robot

Rihanna is not best something, whether we call it dressed or skank. It's just not sophisticated. More spread eagle skankiness. http://bit.ly/nfyuQw

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I am officially suffering from Cougar Fatigue. Can we all admit that this scenario does not work… for the long haul? Not in celebrity-land anyway. http://bit.ly/nIXUV5

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There is nothing Montague and Capulet about the Palin and Johnston saga. Rather, we seem to be tuned into a bunch of corn husking low-lives who play the media like a fiddle, as we twang away http://bit.ly/pFjn6S

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Skank and Grampa (working title) is getting realer than real, but really? Who is going to watch this nonsense? They have not locked in a network yet. Have they tried the Playboy Channel? Other classic television shows on Playboy TV are Brooklyn Kinda Love and The Stash. http://bit.ly/nTq5O4