Zanessa

Say it ain't so, Zanessa.

While Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appear to be a cute, regular couple, the photos below are disturbing. How come?

Because the duo looks to be impersonating the attention-starved pairing of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Remember when they went for a romp on the beach? And paid paparazzi to snap their supposedly candid pictures?

The High School Musical lovers have enough image problems at the moment, with Vanessa Hudgens nude photos reportedly being passed around the Internet.

After all, we can't imagine Ashley Tisdale and Jared Murillo doing that.

Some celebrity photos we just can't get enough of:

Britney Spears with no underwear.

Heidi Klum nude.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens as a couple.

While the first two examples above cause us to shake our heads and drool, the third simply makes us smile. Just look how cute these High School Musical co-stars are:

Get excited, High School Musical fans:

The Disney Channel is airing a special dance-along version of the sequel on Sept. 8. The hosts will include the modern day Brangelina, Zanessa (Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.)

Efron, Hudgens and company â€" Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman, Olesya Rulin, KayCee Stroh, Chris Warren, Jr. and Ryne Sanborn â€" will do more than merely host the movie: they'll instruct viewers on how to imitate their dances during the opening and closing numbers.

It's the airing of a lifetime.

"Our viewers made dance moves from the first movie iconic, and we're pleased to once again provide them with an opportunity to learn the new dance moves from HSM2," Disney Channel Worldwide senior VP Scott Garner said in a statement.

We can only imagine how excited Jodie Sweetin, the former host of Pants Off/Dance Off, is about this news.

You've probably gotten enough of just staring at photos of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, right?

Okay, maybe not.

Nevertheless, here's your chance to listen to these High School Musical stars actually sing. Below, the couple best known as "Zanessa" rehearses the tune, "Gotta Go My Own Way."

If only Zac could take his shirt off during it...

Who cares that John Travolta is playing a woman in the new movie version of Hairspray?

The real news at Tuesday night's premiere in L.A. was that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were seen cuddling in public. There's little doubt this is the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of the teen set.

People magazine was on the scene as Efron - who plays hunky Link Larkin in the film - and his High School Musical co-star arrived separately to the Mann Village Theater in Westwood, but reunited once inside and cozied up to watch the movie with the rest of the Hairspray cast, including Travolta and Michelle Pfeiffer.

Afterwards, the couple with the best nickname in Hollywood (sorry, Gyllenhaarsgaard) held hands as they navigated their way through the afterparty at the Ackerman Union on the UCLA campus.

Each Hairspray star had his or her own table. At Efron's, he and Hudgens were joined by their fellow High School Musical alum, Ashley Tisdale. But Zac barely had time to socialize as he was bombarded by fans requesting photos and autographs.

The life of a teenage hunk is far from easy. It's something Jayden James Federline has time to prepare for, at least.

Meanwhile, Hudgens and Tisdale chatted up Hairspray star Amanda Bynes, grabbed some grub and danced to the live band's rendition of "Proud Mary." Once in a while they'd check back in at Efron's table, where his mother, Starla, and Tisdale's mother, Lisa, were also seated.

Tisdale was awfully impressed by her pal's performance in the movie.

"He's hot!" she told People. "I remember when he got this role, I was like, 'That's so cool.' He reminds me of a young John Travolta."

Uh-oh. Might Ashley be making a move on Zac? Keep an eye out, Vanessa Hudgens.