Last week's season premiere of The Hills elevated the contrived nonsense of MTV's cash cow to a new level with the injection of ample forced drama.

Specifically, someone dragged Kristin Cavallari out of the woodwork and told her to pretend she is interested in Justin Brescia, a.k.a. Justin-Bobby.

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The annoying Stephanie Pratt donned a bikini as she taped a pre-Labor Day episode of The Hills with new cast member Kristin Cavallari in Malibu, Calif.

The 23-year-old sister of Spencer Pratt sure has whipped herself into shape, as the reality TV beauty didn't look nearly this svelte a few months ago:

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Oscar winner Anna Paquin, who fans of True Blood know as mind-reading Sookie Stackhouse, says that unlike the Twilight and New Moon phenomena, her vampire-themed show is meant for older, more mature audiences.

"It's not appropriate for teenagers to be watching our show," the 26-year-old Canadian-born actress said of the HBO series. "I wouldn't have been allowed to."

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To be honest, we're not sure how we feel about this.

This photo of the lead Black Eyed Pea from Allure magazine below is tastefully shot, and portrays the talented singer in a light in which we rarely see her. It's nice.

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Her vagina might be cavernous, but her body is slammin.

While Steve Neild is rumored be an expert on both these Kate Gosselin body parts, the public has now been exposed to the latter, following a vacation Kate and her kids recently took to Bald Head Island, North Carolina.

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Pamela Anderson celebrated the holiday weekend the best (only) way she knows how - rocking a bikini in California. Okay, for 41, Pam looks pretty damn good.

Seriously, just look at that figure. Wow.

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