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Her vagina might be cavernous, but her body is slammin.

While Steve Neild is rumored be an expert on both these Kate Gosselin body parts, the public has now been exposed to the latter, following a vacation Kate and her kids recently took to Bald Head Island, North Carolina.

Kate G.

The mother of eight likely raked in hordes of cash from paparazzi as she was photographed in a bikini last week during the trip.

While Gosselin doesn't look like someone that has given birth to two sets of multiples, her body is not the result of any impressive workout routine. Instead, a tummy tuck was one of the numerous freebies TLC handed out to Kate and husband Jon.

Regardless of how she got this way, the bottom line is that Kate Gosselin is bordering on major MILF status. Do you agree?

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Pamela Anderson celebrated the holiday weekend the best (only) way she knows how - rocking a bikini in California. Okay, for 41, Pam looks pretty damn good.

Seriously, just look at that figure. Wow.

Surfing Lesson

There's considerable baggage, though. Three disgusting ex-husbands, who knows what ailments and all that plastic surgery later, would you still go there?

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As she said herself in her hilarious personal ad for Funny or Die, Lindsay Lohan is a fun-loving redhead with a little bit of sass. In other words, she's insane.

LiLo has also gotten pretty skinny in the last couple of years, to put it mildly. Maybe some guys (and Samantha Ronson) are into the whole skeletal thing.

She's a cute girl, but with the mental instability, substance abuse problems, extreme weight loss and possible ankle monitor presence ... would you go there?

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Readers are somewhat conflicted on Fergie's hotness. Depending on who you ask, this Black Eyed Pea and new wife of Josh Duhamel is either really hot, or really not.

There's only one thing to do, then, and that's put it to a vote. Take a long look at this photo of Fergie and tell us your verdict on this all-important issue below ...

Ferg Runnin'


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There was once a time when this was such a no-brainer, it wouldn't even be asked. Orlando Bloom was - and perhaps still is - one of Hollywood's top stud muffins.

Nowadays, though? Well, this picture of the shirtless actor chatting on his phone in between filming Sympathy for Delicious in downtown Los Angeles sums it up.

Well? Would you still... you know? The on-again-off-again boyfriend of Miranda Kerr seems to have put on a few pounds ... and the hair is another topic entirely:

NOrlando Bloom

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A series of remarkable Jessica Simpson pictures are making the rounds - by now you have probably seen the photos of the alleged singer at Sunday's Kiss Country Chili Cookout in Pembroke Pines, Fla., in which she's looking far from thin.

Or fashion-savvy, but that's a different topic.

Regarding her fuller figure, Jessica's former trainer, Harley Pasternak, is quick to defend the supposed actress, telling Extra: "She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she's healthy."

Her high-waisted jeans and double belt notwithstanding, Pasternak added "she's still sexy. She's still a beautiful woman. I have no problem with the way she looks."

Do you? Tell us in the survey below!

Jessica Simpson: Full Figured

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Those photos of Madonna nude we posted yesterday - which could be yours for $10,000 or so - leave little doubt that back in 1979, the Material Girl had it goin' on. Even if she couldn't afford a razor as a struggling, unknown model, apparently.

Would you go there now, though? That's a tougher call. Now 50, the top-selling female singer in history still flaunts her sex appeal, or what's left of it. Tell us ...

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Spencer Pratt's sister Stephanie is a cute enough girl, and seems to be nice enough (at least by The Hills' relative standards), albeit a little meddling and pathetic.

But Stephanie Pratt is still the sister of Spencer. We can't decide if she's hot or not, but imagine this fact alone would have to be a deal-breaker for plenty of guys.

Tell us, readers ...

The She-Pratt

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We recall alleged actress Tara Reid being pretty cute in American Pie.

But that was like 10 years ago. And with rampant fake tanning, hard partying and botched plastic surgery, those 10 years have been far from kind.

We know Julien Jarmoune would go there - but how about you? Tell us ...

Tara Reid: Hot?

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You may know Kat Von D from the hit TLC reality television series Miami Ink and its subsequent spin-off, starring Ms. Von D herself, LA Ink.

If you aren't familiar with her, get familiar with her below. Yowza.

Former Motley Crue member Nikki Sixx is currently seeing Kat Von D nude. Plenty of dudes are probably jealous right now. But are you? Tell us ...

Kat Von D Naked

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