Would You Hit It?

There was once a time when this was such a no-brainer, it wouldn't even be asked. Orlando Bloom was - and perhaps still is - one of Hollywood's top stud muffins.

Nowadays, though? Well, this picture of the shirtless actor chatting on his phone in between filming Sympathy for Delicious in downtown Los Angeles sums it up.

Well? Would you still... you know? The on-again-off-again boyfriend of Miranda Kerr seems to have put on a few pounds ... and the hair is another topic entirely:

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Would you hit it?

A series of remarkable Jessica Simpson pictures are making the rounds - by now you have probably seen the photos of the alleged singer at Sunday's Kiss Country Chili Cookout in Pembroke Pines, Fla., in which she's looking far from thin.

Or fashion-savvy, but that's a different topic.

Regarding her fuller figure, Jessica's former trainer, Harley Pasternak, is quick to defend the supposed actress, telling Extra: "She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she's healthy."

Her high-waisted jeans and double belt notwithstanding, Pasternak added "she's still sexy. She's still a beautiful woman. I have no problem with the way she looks."

Do you? Tell us in the survey below!

Jessica Simpson's body is ...

Those photos of Madonna nude we posted yesterday - which could be yours for $10,000 or so - leave little doubt that back in 1979, the Material Girl had it goin' on. Even if she couldn't afford a razor as a struggling, unknown model, apparently.

Would you go there now, though? That's a tougher call. Now 50, the top-selling female singer in history still flaunts her sex appeal, or what's left of it. Tell us ...

Would you hit it?

Spencer Pratt's sister Stephanie is a cute enough girl, and seems to be nice enough (at least by The Hills' relative standards), albeit a little meddling and pathetic.

But Stephanie Pratt is still the sister of Spencer. We can't decide if she's hot or not, but imagine this fact alone would have to be a deal-breaker for plenty of guys.

Tell us, readers ...

Would you hit it?

We recall alleged actress Tara Reid being pretty cute in American Pie.

But that was like 10 years ago. And with rampant fake tanning, hard partying and botched plastic surgery, those 10 years have been far from kind.

We know Julien Jarmoune would go there - but how about you? Tell us ...

Tara Reid: Would you hit it?

You may know Kat Von D from the hit TLC reality television series Miami Ink and its subsequent spin-off, starring Ms. Von D herself, LA Ink.

If you aren't familiar with her, get familiar with her below. Yowza.

Former Motley Crue member Nikki Sixx is currently seeing Kat Von D nude. Plenty of dudes are probably jealous right now. But are you? Tell us ...

Would you hit it?

In yesterday afternoon's edition of Would You Hit It?, The Hollywood Gossip profiled country singer Taylor Swift. Poll results were predictably mixed.

We're expecting similarly lukewarm responses to our current subject, Pink. The strange, sort-of-punk/pop singer is either your type, or... well, she's just Pink.

Would you go there? Tell us what you think in the poll below.

The nipple tape does it for us. But would you hit it?

Taylor Swift is kinda cute and all, and we know Joe Jonas would definitely go to first or second base with her (but no further - purity rings and all).

Last night at the VMAs, the country star appeared rather awkward, however, and left our staff pondering the age-old question: Would you hit it?

Recent gossip reports have linked Daisy de la Hoya with Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee.

Give us a moment to pretend to be shocked by either of these relationships...

Considering the dating history of each of the aforementioned men - they've been married to Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson, respectively - we can't help but wonder if Daisy would be a step down for Navarro and Lee.

What about you? Anyone who watched Rock of Love knows all it would take to get de la Hoya into bed is a video camera, a glass of wine and a bandana. That's like $45, max.

DAISY DE LA HOYA: WOULD YOU HIT THAT?

In case the alluring photo above isn't enough to help you answer the crucial question underneath it, consider the following images. Click on each now for larger, skankier shots of Daisy...

A white bikini-clad, somewhat hot Britney Spears headed down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, this weekend with a pal, Palms casino owner George Maloof, for a sweet mini-vacation. Now, before you ask the following ...

1. What is Britney Spears on vacation from, exactly?
2. Why is she hanging out with George Maloof?

... we have absolutely no idea. All we want to know is something else - a far simpler and far more important question: Would You Hit It?