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Ke$ha is a rising music star. The loquacious 23-year-old is just as well known for her off-stage antics and comments, like making out with Adam Lambert.

Or calling out Britney Spears for her lip-syncing bull$h!t.

Or asking John Mayer where his d!ck's at right now.

Or saying she'd love to breast feed Justin Bieber.

Yup, if nothing else, you can usually count on Ke$ha to give you some quality sound bites. She's also easier on the eyes than her weird persona may let on.

Once you get past that smudged makeup and tangled weave (left), there's a pretty hot chick in there somewhere ... or is there?! You tell us by voting here:

Weird Kesha Pic

Ke$ha: Would you hit it?

 

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An alleged pic of Snooki nude circulating online is causing quite a stir. Who knows why, the girl isn't that attractive at all ... whoever she is. But no matter.

Supposedly, there are apparently more where this came from when it comes to the Jersey Shore star taking it all off, and the leaked pic looks sort of real.

Also, the bedroom in this photo does resemble the bedroom Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, has shown in pictures on her Twitter, so maybe it really is legit.

For her part, Snooki has denied the existence of any nude videos, which have also been rumored, and says the pics aren't real. But she could be lying.

Tell us what you think: Is this the guidette we know and love (who is currently dating Emilio Masella), or is it just a clever fake? And would you hit it?

Follow the jump and see a censored, possibly Snooki nude ...

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We've already seen Jersey Shore star Jenni Farley 97 percent nude, given the "clothing" she wears to clubs on a nightly basis. J-WOWW? More like J-Eh.

Playboy's apparently interested in that other three percent, however.

"I got a really good offer from Playboy," J-WOWW told Us Weekly before the show's finale and reunion last week. "But I'm going to hold off and see."

Here's J-WOWW in all her glory. Would you ... you know?

JWOWW Picture

Would you want to see Jenni Farley, a.k.a. J-WOWW, in Playboy? She looks kinda rough, and what haven't we seen on Jersey Shore thus far? Just asking.

A JWOWW nude shoot may seem silly, but at least there's a rationale behind it. She's trashy, and likes getting naked anyway. Her fashion line, though? Baffling.

She's not the only member of the Jersey Shore cast considering an offer to bare all, either. DJ Pauly D may go all Levi Johnston on us and get naked for Playgirl.

"I'm just trying to get my head straight right now!" he said, but after co-star Snooki said she’d want to see that, he added, "If she buys it, I'm gonna do it!"

One Jersey Shore star has prior experience in the field: The Situation (a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino) is a former stripper. Would he consider a return to that profession?

Not likely, but either way, "We're taking over the reality world. We're reality kings right here!" he says. Sadly, given the show's ratings, he's technically correct.

As for J-WOWW, tell us: Would you hit it?

 

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A red-hot bikini photo of Nadya Suleman adorns the cover of Star magazine, which claims the mother of 14 had no plastic surgery to get her body back in shape.

No, rather than going Heidi Montag, Octomom just works out like a madwoman at taxpayers' expense at the gym, while taxpayer-funded nannies watch her brood.

Commentary aside, she sure has lost a lot of weight since welcoming her octuplets last year. We'd almost, well ... would you go there? Vote in our poll below ...

Octomom Bikini Pic

Octomom: Would you hit it?

 

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The thought of Tara Reid nude in Playboy makes us sick.

Apparently, Teresa Giudice can relate. The Real Housewife of New Jersey responded to Bethenny Frankel's naked PETA ad yesterday and Tweeted:

"To quote Bethenny: 'I just threw up a little in my mouth.'"

Giudice - whose feud with Frankel stems from a September interview the latter gave in which she referred to Teresa as her "least favorite housewife" because she's "whiny and unintelligent" - added that Bethenny is a liar.

Bethenny Frankel Nude

The reality TV bragged this week that she was "already pregnant" when the photo was taken and was "pleased" with how it turned out "because it doesn't look like there's been any airbrushing."

"Help me understand this," Giudice wrote. "Bethenny is happy with her naked pic because she was 'already pregnant' at the time. She says she's now three months along, but she did the shot in August. Even if she's four months pregnant now, she would've been, like, one hour pregnant in the pic.

"Someone tell Bethenny that sperm does not make you look fat, and I'm not buying the airbrushing thing in any case."

The claws, and buttocks, are out in full force!

You tell us, readers: do you agree with Teresa? Would you tap Bethenny Frankel's exposed ass?

 

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Talk about a big splash! An American model measuring 205 cm (she's about 6'9") is set to be featured on the cover of Australian magazine Zoo Weekly.

You think you've seen it all. The model, named Eve, appears on the cover of the magazine's current issue alongside a 162 cm-tall (5'3") Aussie model.

Kate Middleton: Pregnant Bride!

On Seinfeld, George Constanza dreamed of one day sleeping with a giant woman. But George was a short, bald fella. To him, tall meant about 5'11".

Eve is truly head and shoulders above the other models out there.

"No other magazine has put a woman who's nearly seven feel tall on the cover," editor Paul Merrill said, and he's probably correct in that assumption.

"We had ... her bikini specially made, but it was worth it."

Was it? Vote below!

Eve, the world's tallest model: Would you hit it?

 

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Seriously, MTV? This is the best you can do?

We realize The City is as scripted as The Hills, and you need to dig up a nice fake boyfriend for Whitney Port to date and pretend to make things interesting.

Laughably obvious as this strategy is, it at least makes sense to a certain degree. Deciding on Freddie Fackelmayer as the guy to fill the role? Not so much!

First, as N.Y. Magazine puts it, the commercial real estate broker has glaringly white bleached caps that "elevate his fake tan to Oompa Loompa proportions."

LOL, because that's not even that big of a stretch.

Clad in baby blue and pink, he is "a modern-day Nantucket-dwelling Poseidon who just body surfed from New England to Manhattan on a wave of hair gel."

It's hard to even take Freddie Fackelmayer seriously.

One could overlook these superficial flaws if Freddie Fackelmayer made up for them by being at all interesting. But he may be the most boring individual ever.

Moreover, he elevated his second-date awkwardness on this week's The City by bringing along his father, Fridolin (?!) to dinner with Whit without telling her.

Always a winning strategy, right girls?

Even though it's her own fault for agreeing to fake-date Freddie, we still felt bad for Whitney Port after the snobby dad patronized the living $h!t out of her.

No wonder they already broke up.

Maybe we're way off base, but somehow we doubt it. We need your opinion, ladies: Is Freddie Fackelmayer at all appealing, or as big a tool as we think?

Tell us: Would YOU hit it?

 

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Last week's season premiere of The Hills elevated the contrived nonsense of MTV's cash cow to a new level with the injection of ample forced drama.

Specifically, someone dragged Kristin Cavallari out of the woodwork and told her to pretend she is interested in Justin Brescia, a.k.a. Justin-Bobby.

Shirtless Brody Jenner

This caused tension with Audrina Patridge, Justin's ex.

It was obviously all staged, yet it can't be denied that Justin-Bobby has at least some appeal to women. Audrina couldn't quit this loser, after all.

Some viewers of the "reality" show have even commented that Justin is "hot." We don't see it, but maybe we're in the minority (doubtful, but maybe).

Tell us, ladies, would you go there? Vote below ...

Justin-Bobby: Would you hit it?

 

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The annoying Stephanie Pratt donned a bikini as she taped a pre-Labor Day episode of The Hills with new cast member Kristin Cavallari in Malibu, Calif.

The 23-year-old sister of Spencer Pratt sure has whipped herself into shape, as the reality TV beauty didn't look nearly this svelte a few months ago:

Homeless Spencer

Stephanie Pratt filming The Hills. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

With Indian summer in full swing, that means plenty more Stephanie Pratt on the beach in her two-piece, playing a big role in Season 5 of The Hills.

Which is great ... except it's Stephanie Pratt.

Sure, she's a cute girl. But she kind of looks like Spencer, which is kind of a turn-off, and she's also all sorts of painful. The burning question:

Would you hit it?

 

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It looks like Las Vegas is losing its luster.

The former hot spot for celebrities and entertainment has been reduced hiring the likes of Jon Gosselin and Ambert Rose as pool party hosts.

The father of eight and bagger of anyone with breasts chilled in a private cabana at the MGM Grand over the weekend; while Rose led the Tao beach party at The Venetian Hotel and Casino Resort.

Kanye West eventually flew in to hang with Amber and bring some legitimacy to the event. We hope he wasn't worried about losing her to someone else.

Trust us, Kanye, the ugly, self-absorbed, often-naked, orgy-hating Rose is all yours.

Amber in a Bikini

Would you sleep with Amber Rose?