Would You Hit It?

Jodie Marsh is a former model who used to pose like THIS.

Now, the Brit is a body-builder who poses (in the latest issue of Heat Magazine) like this:

Why the change? It's "not attention seeking," Marsh insists, it's simply confidence-boosting:

"I feel proud when I look in the mirror. I still can’t believe it’s my body," she tells the publication. "Like, when I look at my abs, I’m just like, f-cking hell, I love it so much! I’m the prettiest I’ve ever looked."

Do you agree? Would you tap this muscular ass?

I wanna slap a grown-ass man in the face. Game's a weak ass Blood, he ain't about to do s---. ... Am I just supposed to get dissed every day and be a weak ass little white b----? F--- that s---. I'm tired of people disrespecting me.

So Kreayshawn says in the latest issue of Complex when asked about The Game threatening her in his single "Uncle Otis."

The rapper, who poses without any clothes on for the cover, also says she's been shocked by her success:

"I realized I could get a record deal, was when I got a record deal. I didn't see myself getting famous. People say, 'You're changing the game.' I'm just being me. This is what I've been doing."

But do you wanna be doing Kreayshawn? Sound off below: Would you hit it?

Sinead O'Connor has a new look, and a new, disturbing demand: the singer craves sexual intercourse.

On her official website, the singer has posted an entry titled "Is Sinead About to Hump Her Truck?." It reads:

"I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don't yet own a truck but I'm beginning to understand her head space. And I am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab's whole fleet in one hour."

Stuck in a "dire" situation, O'Connor - who once tore up a photo of The Pope on Saturday Night Live - writes that she is in the "peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun, and it's very depressing."

In "desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man," the artist is specific in her request. Potential suitors "must be no younger than 44, must not be named Brian or Nigel, must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous, has to be employed and he has to like his mother."

So, we ask all readers not named Brian or Nigel: Would you hit this?

The Fourth of July brings out the good (Josh Groban), the bad (praising Lake Minnetonka by comparing it to Vegas) and the women so desperate for attention they turn the American flag into a bikini.

Gretchen Rossi proudly included herself in the final category yesterday.

Study this Real Housewife's bathing suit body below, try to determine which parts are real and which are plastic and then answer the pressing question that follows...

Would you hit it?

[Photos: WENN.com]

Zach Galifianakis is bound to make audiences laugh in The Hangover Part II, as evidenced by that film's official trailer.

But the actor grew serious over the weekend when asked for his thoughts on January Jones. He told Shortlist about an encounter with the Mad Men star:

"if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party - I'd never met her - and she was like, 'Come sit down.' So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, 'I think it's time for you to leave now.'"

And how did the funny man reply?

"I say, 'January, you are an actress in a show and everybody's going to forget about you in a few years, so f--king be nice' and I got up and left."

Let's be honest, Kate Gosselin is looking pretty good these days.

We realize any attraction is mitigated largely by the fact that we're talking about Kate Gosselin, but you've got to hand it to her on her workout regimen.

With Kate's poor, tried kids in tow, she lounged in a bikini by the pool Australia this week. Would you go Down Under with her, if you know what we mean?!!?

If you don't know what we mean, it's spelled out below ...

The mother of eight heats up Australia ... or does she! [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Kate Gosselin: Would you hit it?

Lindsay Lohan looked smoking hot (or at least smoking while looking semi-hot) as she checked into an alcohol counseling meeting Sunday in Palm Springs, Calif.

Looking fresh-faced and more glamorous than we've seen in months, the rehabbing actress wore a cardigan and t-shirt with dark jeans and knee high boots.

Seriously, if you can get past the cancer stick, she looks great!

SMOKIN': Lindsay Lohan certainly is ... if only literally.

Whether she's relaxing over coffee, attending AA meetings or spending the holidays with previously estranged family members, she's doing so much better lately.

Can she revive her career? That's uncertain. But here are some recent Lindsay Lohan pictures showing just how far she's come. Take a look below, then tell us ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures, Pacific Coast News]

Lindsay Lohan: Would you hit it?

This is really Aaron Carter.

The brother of Backstreet Boy Nick and former Dancing With the Stars contender has apparently been hanging out with The Situation. Look at this physique ...

Aaron Carter shirtless. It's a tad intense. We are scared.

What this picture, which Carter Tweeted, has to do with the messages he posted along with it, we have no idea, but here's what the singer wrote last week:

"I've been at Johnny Wright's compound working on my mind, music, and body for a new album release," he wrote, followed by "ahhhh yawn... here i go again!!!! 1000 pull ups today 7 mile run the 1000 sit ups, i can't stop myself."

Can you stop yourself? Tell us ... would you hit it?

Were it not for the bold "Viva Franco" line on the cover of Candy, we might never have pegged this glamorously dressed drag queen for James Franco.

This guy is great. He'll go on General Hospital after starring in wildly successful, even Oscar-nominated films, then pose for photo shoots like this.

Terry Richardson shot the cover, which is all part of James' promo tactics for his new flicks Howl and 127 Days. The question in our mind, though ...

James Franco: Would you hit it?

Madonna is 52. We repeat. Fifty. Two.

These new Dolce & Gabbana ads prove that the Material Girl is still as hot as ever, though, writhing around on all fours while wearing nothing but black lingerie, a bejeweled crucifix, cleavage-baring dress and black silk pajamas.

Here's the fashion icon and sex symbol at the half century mark ...