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So Tara Reid went to the beach Friday, and the notorious hot mess actually looked ... more hot and less like a mess than usual. It's rather striking.

Tara Reid Bikini Photos
Tara Reid poses in a bikini on the beach, and lo and behold, she looks amazing.
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Tara Reid poses in a bikini on the beach, and lo and behold, she looks amazing.


Tara Reid Bikini Photo

2. Tara Reid Bikini Photo

Tara Reid hearts the sand. And we are kind of hearting this bikini photo of Tara Reid!


Tara Reid Bikini

3. Tara Reid Bikini

Tara Reid in a bikini in the sea. Actually looking kind of good for Tara Reid too.


Tara Reid Bikini Picture

4. Tara Reid Bikini Picture

Tara Reid in a bikini on the beach. Actually looking kind of hot too.


Don't get us wrong, the 38-year-old is still a little bit off.

Tweeting that she'd "never felt so happy" in her entire life, Reid shared, "me and the sand became best friends. We started talking to each other!"

"I love you," the actress wrote to the sand, in the sand.

Touching, really. While at the beach, Reid prepared for Sharknado 2, writing "WTF the sharks are trying to kill me!" she wrote in a photo with invisible sharks.

As we said ... a little off. But she looks great, right?

Tara Reid: Would you hit it?

 

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Paris Hilton is the latest star to pose provocatively for V Magazine.

In the same issue that features a hot Jennifer Hudson and a half-naked Lea Michele, the former A-lister tries to be all sexy by showing some nipple and cleaning a car.

She also says she's nowhere near a "breakdown" because she has a "loving and supportive family" and is focused only on "creative ways to improve" herself and her work.

Paris Hilton V Pics: Hot or Not?
Paris Hilton poses here for V Magazine and... ummm... is that a nipple?!?
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Paris Hilton poses here for V Magazine and... ummm... is that a nipple?!?


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2. Paris Hilton for V

Paris Hilton strikes a (kind of) sexy pose here for V Magazine. Hey, remember when she was actually famous?!?


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3. Double the Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton strikes a pose here beneath a photo of a naked Paris Hilton in gold. Totally normal.


Paris Hilton Gets Clean, Dirty

4. Paris Hilton Gets Clean, Dirty

Paris Hilton washes her car in this V Magazine photo. But why do we still feel dirty looking at it?


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5. Paris Hilton in V

Paris Hilton used to be famous. She's trying to make some headlines again with this V Magazine spread.


What about the critics? What about those people who scoff as Paris Hilton as a DJ?

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For Cher, 67 is the new 27.

The legendary singer unveiled two new covers for her September 24 alnum, "Closer to the Truth," writing as a caption to one via Twitter that it features "Playboy Centerfold effects."

And it's pretty easy to see what she means.

With her bleached blonde hair and her lack of clothing, it would be easy for one to mistake this legendary artist with Courtney Stodden. Stil... we should all look this good at 67, right?

Listen to Cher's recent duet with Lady Gaga, then gaze upon her:

  • Cher Album Cover
  • Cher Nearly Naked

Cher: Would you hit it?

 

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Pamela Anderson still has it and still very much wants to flaunt it.

Unfortunately, Great Britain does not want to see this veteran actress flaunt very much, as the nation has banned an Anderson ad and dubbed it degrading to women.

But men can still get their fill of the former Baywatch beauty in the June issue of Vogue Brazil.

Photographed by Mario Testino, Anderson is featured in the magazine, keeping both her head and her chest held high:

  • Pamela Anderson Vogue Pic
  • Pamela Anderson in Vogue

Pamela Anderson will turn 46 next month, but ogle away now and decide: Would you still hit it?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

Ke$ha has posted a new photo to Twitter in which she removes her glitter...

... and nearly all of her clothing as well!

The VERY revealing shot is the second raunchy picture released this week by the artist, as she flaunts a new, slim figure.

Might this be a view Harry Styles will see someday soon? Ke$ha recently said the two are texting and the relationship could develop into something more...

Ke$ha Nude?

So, Harry and all others: Would you tap Ke$ha?

 

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Just a few months ago, Tori Spelling had a lot more serious concerns than the numbers on a scale.

The actress nearly died soon after giving birth to her fourth child in August, spending four months on bed rest with a dangerous form of placenta previa.

But the reality star has now fully recovered and has even lost 45 pounds since becoming a mother once again - and she's showing off the results in the latest issue of Us Weekly:

Tori Spelling Bikini Photo

"I feel like I took off the weight safely, and I'm totally happy here," Spelling tells the tabloid, avoiding talk of a rumored divorce from Dean McDermott.

What do you think of Spelling's look? Would you hit it?

 

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Coco Austin has taken to WhoSay to give followers an idea of what Ice-T (or Jamie Thomas?) sees on a nightly basis.

"Flexing the top of my booty muscle," the model wrote as a caption to this photo. "see dedication pays off. #legs #muscle = Power."

Sources say the blonde is considering a move to bodybuilding... and it's not hard to see why. Study the bikini photo now and then answer the pressing question below:

Coco Bikini Body

COCO: WOULD YOU HIT IT?

 

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Note to THG editors: we need to start watching more of The Golf Channel.

Holly Sonders - a regular on that network's Morning Drive and School of Golf - will cover next month's Golf Digest, sharing fitness and diet tips that have resulted in this body:

Holly Sonders Picture

Dizzzamn. Sorry, Lindsey Vonn. But it looks like Tiger Woods could maybe have done better.

Do you agree? Will you be picking up a copy of Golf Digest? And Holly Sonders... would you hit?

 

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Yup, she's still got it.

At the age of 40, Carmen Electra has posed for the new issue of In Touch Weekly, proving that 15 years after starring on Baywatch, the actress can still slide into the red one-piece that made her famous.

Carmen Electra Baywatch Suit

Electra says she feels better now than she did in her mid 20s, crediting a diet full of "protein and vegetables" for her beach-ready body.

But it takes more than a roasted broccoli recipe to look like this, doesn't it?

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