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According to some, Saint Matthew composed the Gospel of Christ, typically referred to as "the Gospel according to the Hebrews."

In Hollywood, however, a couple of Matthews are known for the Gospel according to hotness!

Earlier this week, Glee star Matthew Morrison dared to challenge movie star Matthew  as the best bodied Matthew in the land. Just look at photos of the former in Details. Has McConaughey actually been dethroned in this delicious department? You tell us...

  • Hot Cover Pic
  • Matthew McConaughey shirtless

Which Matthew would you rather...

 

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It was hotter than usual in Miami over the weekend, but Florida's balmy weather was not responsible for this change in temperature.

At least not for the few hours on Saturday that Vampire Diaries stars Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley signed autographs for fans at a mall in the area.

As part of a Hot Topic-sponsored tour that also took them to Chicago and Dallas, the studly fake vampires answered questions, posed for pictures and made it clear which team they are playing for...

Team Damon Sign
  • A Studly Signer
  • Paul on the Mic
  • Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley
  • Ian at the Mall
  • Somerhalder on Stage

Click on the photos above, try to control your drool and decide: Who would you rather...

 

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Talk about firepower.

What could ever pack more heat in a magazine than a teenage, lingerie-clad Gossip Girl actress and PTC lightning rod rocker with a sawed-off shotgun?

Okay, a deported Russian spy with a .45 might do it. Anna Chapman's Maxim cover gives Taylor Momsen's Revolver photo spread a run for its money.

So, we gotta ask ...

  • Taylor Momsen Cover
  • Anna Chapman in Maxim

Which gun-toting magazine cover girl is hotter?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

Ashton Kutcher has reportedly slept with both Brittney Jones and Demi Moore.

According to the former, the actor never had to choose between her and his wife, as Jones claims Kutcher and Moore have an open marriage and Demi was simply angry that she couldn't participate in their fling.

But what if Ashton did have to choose? Heck, what if YOU had to? As first posted by TMZ, both Jones and Moore have recently Tweeted similar shots of themselves in a bikini, giving readers a prime opportunity to compare, contrast and then answer the pressing question below...

Brittney Jones or Demi Moore?

Who would you rather?

 

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They both play fictional werewolves, one on the small screen and one in the movies.

They are both named Taylor and they are both easy on the eyes.

But between Taylor Kinney and Taylor Lautner, you can only take one home... hypothetically. Will it be the new Vampire Diaries star, or the Twilight Saga stud? Compare, contrast, salivate and vote:

  • Lautner Picture
  • Taylor Kinney Image

Who would you rather...

 

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It's the sight all girls dream about: Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson... together, in one place.

If the 16-year old singer has his way, this may soon come true, as Bieber admitted in a recent interview that Rob would make the ideal "wingman."

"I love talking to girls and going on dates," Justin said. "My ideal wingman would be Robert Pattinson. We should go to a few showbiz parties and see what happens."

  • Justin and a Fan
  • Shy Robert

Who would you rather take home: Justin or Rob? Vote now!

How might Bieber and Pattinson approach the opposite sex? Suggests the shaggy-haired sensation:

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One is a pop star rumored to be performing at Super Bowl XLV. Another is a new American Idol judge. The third is... a professional celebrity.

But Fergie, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian were all ready for some football late night, as they attended the Miami Dolphies home-opener. Fergie performed the national anthem with Marc Anthony; Lopez actually has a minority stake in the team; and Kim was likely patrolling the locker room for a new man.

The Dolphins lost 31-23 to the Jets, a result that got us thinking: which of these women would you most wanna see lose... her clothing?!?

Fergie, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian

Fergie, J. Lo or Kim: Who would you rather...

 

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A judge recently told Chris Brown he was doing a great job at meeting his legal requirements.

While that may be true, the Rihanna-beater still needs major help in the PR department. Just read excerpts from an interview he gave to the Mojo in the Morning radio show on Wednesday, as Brown explained why he has affection for Tiger Woods:

  • Thuggin' it Up
  • Tiges in Action

"Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them... they might be a fan, or might support what they’re doing but like if he plays golf, like that’s his sport, that’s his hobby, that’s his love, that’s what people love him for. They don’t love him for the other stuff that they talking about.

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According to a new tabloid cover story, Kim Kardashian is sick of taking revenge out on Reggie Bush via her bikini body.

Instead, she's now setting her sexy sights on sister Kourtney Kardashian!

In a hilariously contrived story, In Touch Weekly claims the sisters are "at war" over which is the hottest member of the least talented family on television.

"They are always looking at each other’s body and picking it apart," an insider tells the magazine, adding that Kourtney "always makes fun of Kim’s... cellulite."

Bikini Body Battle!

The same imaginary source says Kim is jealous that Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick, along with her son and reality show, has made Kourtney the most popular, hottest star in the family.

“Kim isn’t about to give up her throne without a fight," the friends says, warning readers that they should expect an influx of club appearances and skimpy outfits from Kim over the next few weeks.

This is all utter nonsense, but THG might as well stoke the supposed sisterly fire. Compare their bodies above and decide: Who would you rather...

 

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Ke$ha and Rihanna performed together at Madison Square Garden this week, putting on a show for fans and causing the THG staff to debate:

Hmmm... who would we rather get to know more intimately?

We don't mean on an innocent dating level, like we did for the battle between David Archuleta and Justin Bieber. Nor are we referring to the more enjoyable camping partner.

Instead, we're talking about straight up sexual intercourse. Check out the artists below and decide for yourself:

  • Best New Act
  • Big Star in Big Apple

Who would you rather...

 

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