Who Would You Rather ...

Scott Disick covers the latest issue of Men's Fitness.

In related news, Men's Fitness has officially sold out.

And in other related news, Kourtney Kardashian has examined this cover shot and blogged that Disick "looks like James Dean and I'm loving it!" Do you agree with this assessment? And, even more importantly, we must ask:

Scott Disick or James Dean: Who would you rather...

These women don’t judge me. They don’t lead with opinion. They don’t lead with their own needs all the time. They’re honest enough to tell me, ‘Hey, look... park your nonsense. You gotta help me solve this.’ And we solve it. - Charlie Sheen on his "goddesses"

With such profound words about Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, we know what many readers out there are thinking: I'd love to have sex with these awesome women!

Even if you could, however, Sheen has made it clear that he's winning. You are not. Therefore, you'd like only be able to get your hands (and any other body part) on either Kenly or Olson. Which would you choose? That's the pressing question you can vote on here:

Irina Shayk is the cover model for this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Brooklyn Decker was the cover model for last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Will Shayk go on to marry a tennis star and appear alongside Adam Sandler in the country's number-one movie? We have no idea. Would more men prefer to sleep with her instead of Decker? That's what we wanna know...

Irina Shayk or Brooklyn Decker? Who would you rather...

FHM has come up big for men all over Europe this month.

In France, those that subscribe to this publication can drool over photos of Olivia Wilde in the March 2011 edition, a few of which feature the House star without a shirt on. Oh, yes, you read that correctly.

Meanwhile, British readers can sort through a handful of images rarely seen before in the pages of a magazine: Kim Kardashian in a bikini!

Below, we've posted thumbnails of each of these beauties, courtesy of the FHM editions above. Click on each to enlarge, gather the necessary information and then answer the following poll:

Olivia or Kim. Which would you rather...

Blame Charlie Sheen, parents.

We do our best to remain a family-friendly site, only for this trainwreck of an actor to go gallivanting with porn stars across the nation, from New York to Las Vegas. First, there was Capri Anderson.

Now, there's Bree Olson. The Penthouse Pet, who actually interviewed to be a nanny on Keeping Up with the Kardashians (still believe that show is unscripted?), partied with Sheen in Sin City over the weekend and hung out with him over the holidays last month.

But is she an improvement over Anderson? Watch both women in (relatively innocent) action below and then decide...

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Look out, Brad Womack. You've got major competition in the bachelor department.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy has confirmed that he's starring in the Ukrainian version of the ABC reality show. On his website, the professional dancer - who has been linked in the past to Dancing with the Stars contestants and fellow pros - says he turned down the American Bachelor and writes:

"This is the first thing in a VERY LONG TIME that I'm doing for ME. For the first time I don't really care what people think. First time that I'm not being 'judged', 'placed' or 'criticized.'"

Filing has wrapped on Maksim's season. While we wait to see if he found love, though, we need to know: From which of these studs would you rather take it?

In 2008, Holly Madison was the busty blonde rumored to be marrying Hugh Hefner.

Fast forward a couple years, though, and Crystal Harris is the young model engaged to the Playboy founder. How did Madison react to that news when she found out?

"I [was] very surprised," Holly tells E! News. "I have a lot of different feelings on it. I don't just feel one way. I kind of didn't want to put a generic statement out there like 'Congratulations!' because I felt everyone would see through that."

So, what did Madison do? She visited Hef and Harris at the Playboy Mansion this week - with cameras from her reality show in tow, of course.

"I wanted to see him and Crystal and tell everybody face-to-face how I felt. It went very well," she said. "I had a good day."

But did Hefner make a good choice? Who would you rather give it to for the rest of your life?

Michelle Ryan is an English actress and the wife of New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan. Okay, they're two different gals. But that begs the question ...

Who's the bigger turn on? The pretty star of the UK soap EastEnders and NBC's short-lived Bionic Woman reboot or the kinky foot fetish video star?

What Rex's wife lacks in youth, she makes up for with originality. So which Michelle Ryan would you rather ... y'know? Vote below ... it's TOE go time!

I'm significantly more attracted to ...

There's nothing like the exploitation of the OJ Simpson murder trial to increase ratings, is there?

On last night's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Camille Grammer hosted a dinner party. By sheer, totally unscripted coincidence, a woman named Faye Resnick showed up.

A friend of Kyle Richards and a former gossip columnist, Resnick is best known for having penned "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted." She posed for Playboy soon after this book came out, an appalling fact in Grammer's eyes.

Yes, Camille has appeared in that magazine on numerous occasions, but never when using a friend's death for publicity purposes.

We don't care much about the contrived argument between these two, which you can watch HERE. We just want to know: Who would you rather...

Look out, Halle Berry. Kim Kardashian is coming after your former lover...

... and current daughter!

Following confirmation that Kim is, indeed, dating Berry's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, In Touch Weekly has taken the next logical step, running a cover story that claims these two are discussing marriage and supposedly quoting Kardashian as saying that she'll be a great stepmom to little Nahla.

We wouldn't chance it, Halle. Enter the tyke in witness protection ASAP!

Based on this cover, we have to ask: Who would you rather...