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Elizabeth Olsen, sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley, sure grew up fast.

One day, you're just a little kid. The next, you're stripping down in the pages of GQ, talking about indie movie scenes in which you recently got naked.

Gulp.

  • Elizabeth Olsen Photo
  • Olsens, Got Milk

The classically trained actress, 22, is already generating major Oscar buzz for a strong performance in thriller Martha Marcy May Marlene, due out this fall.

She'll likely be earning buzz of a different sort for posing for GQ in just a bra and a blazer ... not that it would give her pause, given her recent movie role.

Elizabeth Olsen says she didn't flinch about the creepy nude scene in the film in which her body is "offered up" to a man for sex. The star explains as such:

"The movie wouldn't have been as disturbing without it. Taking away someone's sexuality, making it something you don't even own - that's the scariest thing."

That is seriously uncool. Anyway ... on a much more uplifting note, which Olsen sister would you rather - voluntarily, consensually - offer your body to?

 

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Novak Djokovic of Serbia and Rafael Nadal of Spain, the top two tennis players in the world, will duke it out for the United States Open title this afternoon at 4 p.m. EST.

Nadal has 10 career Grand Slam titles to Djokovic's three, but in 2011, Novak has held the upper hand, besting Rafael at Wimbledon to claim the world No. 1 ranking.

Who do you think will win this clash of tennis titans? All bets are off.

More importantly, though ... who's the bigger hunk? Vote below!

And the Winner is?

They will decide the US Open this afternoon, but YOU get to decide this: Which tennis star is hotter, Novak Djokovic or Rafael Nadal? View Poll »

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A quartet of Victoria's Secret models have gone retro.

Miranda Kerr, Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes are each featured in the latest issue of ELLE, with each beauty garnering her own cover and wearing her own old school bathing suit.

Editor-in-Chief Robbie Myers describes the shoot as an example of what makes "ELLE ELLE" because the "women look right back at you with all the personal and sexual confidence in the world."

You know what we're gonna ask now, don't you, readers? Study these pics, along with our full collection of bikini photos, and then decide: Who would you rather...

  • Adriana Lima Elle Covr
  • Chanel Iman Elle Cover
  • Doutzen Kroes Elle Cover
  • Miranda Kerr Elle Cover

 

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The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

The Kardashian Klan? Brought to you by KKK? We wonder why anyone would be offended by such an announcement.

  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad Campaign

The sisters likely had as little to do with the wording of this statement as they do with the actual line, but still. They're idiots.

But they are sort of hot. And they're posing above in lingerie. Study the photo and decide: Which sibling would you rather...

 

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One stars on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

The other stars on The Real Housewives of New York City.

But both Melissa Gorga and Kelly Bensimon are very proud of their bikini bodies, and both show them off in recent publications. Gorga poses below for Life & Style, while Bensimon shows off for Shape. Study the curves and the cleavage and decide: Who would you rather....

And the Winner is?

Compare their bikini bodies and decide between Melissa Gorga and Kelly Bensimon now. View Poll »

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Chris Brown or Justin Bieber. That is the eternal question.

The musicians, friends, frequent collaborators and mutual lovers of girls, money and fast cars come from different upbringings, but have much in common.

Obsessed fans, for example. Beliebers on one side, Team Breezy on the other. Either army would lay it all down for their man/boy. So THG asks you this:

Who's the hotter star? Cast your vote and be heard now!

And the Winner is?

Who's hotter, Chris Brown or Justin Bieber? Vote! View Poll »

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Editor's Note: We feel as dirty writing this as you feel reading about it.

But Courtney Stodden has given us no choice.

The 16-year old aspiring singer - who is marred to a non-creepy 51-year old, who is on birth control and whose breasts might be real - recently posted for a photo shoot in which she made like Pamela Anderson in that actress' most iconic role.

"Just completed my session; Court does Pam! XO's," Stodden Tweeted of the following shout-out to Baywatch, which prompts us to ask readers to compare these looks and decide: Who would you rather...

And the Winner is?

Courtney Stodden wants to be compared to Pamela Anderson. Have at it, in that case, readers. Vote now! View Poll »

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The Camille Grammer vs. Kelsey Grammer feud has officially entered it's I'm-rubber-and-you're-glue phase.

Last night, the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills said her ex-husband has an unimpressive penis. Now, Kelsey's fourth wife, Kayte Walsh - who has remained silent amidst all other barbs and slights against her man - has responded. She told TMZ this afternoon:

"Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand."

That's likely the most poetic way we've ever heard one woman refer to another as ugly. It also begs the obvious question: Which of Kelsey's conquests would do the most for your member?

And the Winner is?

They have both done Kelsey Grammer. But which would YOU rather do: Kayte Walsh or Camille Grammer? View Poll »

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They both make you laugh. But which would you choose to make you scream?

Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg showed up on the red carpet of the Los Angeles premiere of 30 Minutes or Less last night, a movie about two friends forced to rob a bank. Why else is the title apt?

Because many women might be wondering what else the Parks and Recreation funny man or The Social Network star could do in under a half hour... if you know what we mean! Compare their film premiere pics now and decide: Which would you rather...

And the Winner is?

They make you laugh, but between Aziz Asari and Jesse Eisenberg, which would you rather make you scream? View Poll »

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Has the torch of hotness been passed?

At yesterday's Hollywood Foreign Press Association's luncheon in Beverly Hills, Mark Wahlberg took to the podium, looked at Leonardo DiCaprio and said:

"I'm sitting at a table with a gentleman who is better looking than you and is in better shape than me. So, we're both out of a job, dude. Taylor Lautner! We're screwed."

Wahlberg's praise flattered Lautner ("Hearing words like that from Mark and everybody it's just really surreal."), but they simply caused us to wonder: is the rapper-turned-actor correct? Which of these stars would you rather take it from?

And the Winner is?

Mark Wahlberg says Taylor Lautner is better looking than either himself or Leonardo DiCaprio. Do you agree? View Poll »