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Kim Kardashian has shaken off the flour and put on the bikini.

Earlier today, Bruno Schiavi - the co-creator of the Kardashian Kollection Swimwear line; i.e. the man who actually did all the work while Kim, Khloe and Kourtney stood on various red carpets around the country - posted a photo to Facebook of these stars in designers bathing suits, adding the caption:

”First look at our new Kardashian Kollection Swimwear campaign! The girls look incredible!!!!!”

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Pics

The beach and pool attire will be available at Sears for anyone who, for reasons that defy comprehension, wish to resemble one of the Kardashians.

And, of course, the image got us thinking: Which of these sisters would you prefer to get your Ray J on with? Vote now:

 

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With Tim Tebow traded to the Jets, the New York team now has two bona fide hunks at the quarterback position in the former Broncos star and Mark Sanchez.

Their skills at said position? Inconsistent, even marginal at times. They may be the two most overrated players in the league in terms of publicity-to-skill ratio.

That's neither here nor there, though!

Tebow, 24, and Sanchez, 25, give the Jets the most star wattage in the league, even if they vie for the right to finish second to the Patriots in the AFC East.

Who will start come training camp? A question for another time. Who's the bigger hunk at QB for Gang Green? That question we leave for you to decide NOW!

And the Winner is?

Which young quarterback for the New York Jets is hotter, Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow? Cast your vote in this bona fide hunk-off now! View Poll »

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The red carpet at O2 Arena in London last night was overflowing with hunks of Hemsworth, as Chris came out to support his brother Liam at the European premiere of The Hunger Games.

And if you think Liam is in for a tough battle against fans of Josh Hutcherson's Peeta, he better brace himself below. The guy is going up against Thor!

Indeed, it's time to make a choice between siblings. Would you rather take Liam home tonight? Or wake up alongside Chris? Sorry, Miley Cyrus, you can only vote once...

And the Winner is?

Liam or Chris? Both poses here at the London premiere of The Hunger Games, but if you could only invite one into your bedroom... View Poll »

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In This Means War, Chris Pine and Tom Hardy play CIA operatives battling for the heart of Reese Witherspoon.

So it's only natural for us to pit these actors against each in real life, too, isn't it?

Study the looks of Pine and Hardy at the Hollywood premiere of this romantic comedy (try to imagine the latter without his abundance of facial hair if that helps) and answer the pressing question that Witherspoon's character faces in the movie: Who would you rather be interrogated by privately... if you know what we mean?

And the Winner is?

The war is on between Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. Which of these actors would you rather take it from? View Poll »

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It marks one month until spring, but February 21 is a monumental day on the calendar for a far sexier reason:

It's the birthday of three beautiful young celebrities: Ashley Greene (25), Jennifer Love Hewitt (33) and Charlotte Church (27).

In honor of such a gorgeous occasion, we encourage readers to send in their best wishes to these birthday gals and also to honor your favorite by voting for her below, as we ask the question on everyone's mind: Whose cake would you most want to jump out of... if you know what we mean?

And the Winner is?

Three gorgeous women, all celebrating birthdays on February 21. Whose candles would you most like to blow out... if you know what we mean! View Poll »

Also celebrating birthdays today, but not worthy of being included in this poll: Corbin Bleu (23), Kelsey Grammer (57), Alan Rickman (66).

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Gwyneth Paltrow has an important reminder for everyone: she's friends with celebrities! Moreover, she dresses just like them!

The rail thin actress posted the following photo to her WhoSay account this week, as she posed backstage at the Grammy Awards Sunday and felt the need to prove to the world that she and Rihanna are, like, totally BFFs:

Gwyneth and Rihanna

The singer is currently leading Katy Perry in a Fashion Face-Off based on that event, but will she come out on top of this poll, as we ask readers which beauty they'd prefer to come out on... nevermind.

Rihanna or Gwyneth, folks, to whom would you rather give it?

 

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We know who Gisele Bundchen will be voting for in this poll ... once she finishes praying for a Patriots win in Super Bowl XLVI Sunday night. But what about you?

Gisele's husband, Tom Brady, goes for his fourth Super Bowl win when the Pats take on the New York Giants and Eli Manning, who's in search of his second ring.

The big game is as close to a toss-up as you can get, and both quarterbacks have proven themselves to be MVP-caliber. But which would you rather ... you know?

Vote for the hottest signal-caller in THG's survey below!

And the Winner is?

Eli Manning or Tom Brady: Who would you rather ... you know? Vote for which QB is the bigger hunk in THG's very scientific and important poll now! View Poll »

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The debate between LeBron James and Michael Jordan was settled perfectly by Jason Segel's character in Bad Teacher. One basketball legend has six championships, the other zero. Case closed.

But the debate between Savannah Brinson and Yvette Prieto is just getting underway.

The former is the mother of LeBron's two children, as well as his new fiancee, following an early Sunday morning proposal. Prieto, meanwhile, is a Cuban/American model who agreed to marry Jordan last week. Compare the beauties below and decide:

Which would you rather back down in the post... if you know what we mean?

And the Winner is?

Compare the fiancees of LeBron James and Michael Jordan now. Which would you rather take strong to the hole? View Poll »

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Scarlett Johansson is reportedly fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Gossip Girl star Blake Lively - even though Scarlett ended their marriage.

"Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore," a source tells Us. "She realized what a great catch Ryan was." Well, yeah. But it's hard to blame Blake, right?!

There's also the fact that "Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love," says the insider," but then she flaunted Sean [Penn] right after their split."

Looks like the Iron Man 2 star is SOL ... but she still has the opportunity for a small victory here! Who's hotter, ScarLo or Blively? Vote in our exclusive survey below!

And the Winner is?

It's a showdown of the women of Ryan Reynolds. Scarlett Johansson or Blake Lively: Who's hotter? Vote in this all-important survey now! View Poll »

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Mirror, mirror on the movie wall, who is the fairest of them all?

That's what we wanna know!

In the first half of 2012, two separate Snow White films will hit theaters, with the first, more light-hearted version starring Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen (watch the trailer HERE) and the second, darker version featuring Charlize Theron in this same role (watch this trailer NOW).

They are two Hollywood heavyweights. They are two beautiful women. And they are both featured below, as we ask readers to decide: from which royal madam would you prefer to take orders... in the bedroom!? Vote now.

And the Winner is?

Charlize Theron and Julia Roberts will both portray the Evil Queen in two different Snow White movies. Which of these actresses would you rather take home tonight? View Poll »

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