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We've seen Kim Kardashian nude in Playboy.

Will her sister soon follow (birthday) suit?

"I like doing things for a reason, and not just because someone gave me a big check," Khloé told E! this week when asked about baring it all. "So I personally will say, not right now, but I can't say never."

It's hard to figure out why anyone would pose for Playboy for any reason other than to receive a big check, but let's move on.

Remember, Khloe did get naked in a PETA ad late last year. She says she lost 20 pounds for that campaign. How so?

"I've changed my eating," she said. "Eating is my hardest problem. I need sweets. That's my major problem. And I've been killing myself at the gym."

The slimmed-down star will have a chance to show off the new body in her upcoming, sisterly reality show, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami.

"I actually was in a bikini on camera!" she said. "I've never done that and I wouldn't have ever thought to do that. And I have to admit, I was still insecure... I've just got to tone up more, but I never would have done that before - ever. I would rather have died."

You can see Khloe alongside a bikini-clad Kourtney below. Take a close look and then answer the poll question that follows...

Sell Outs

Which sister would you prefer to sleep with?

 

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Megan Fox was just deemed the sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine for the second year in a row - and Kim Kardashian certainly gets why.

"Megan Fox is so hot," K-squared konfessed to Entertainment Tonight.

  • A Nice Body
  • Black and Naughty

"She is, like, my girl krush - and I don't have girl krushes!"

Kim Kardashian says she went to the L.A. premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen this week to hopefully catch a glimpse of the Foxy actress.

"That's really the only reason I'm here," she said at the movie event, adding that her boyfriend Reggie Bush "also has a thing" for Fox.

Gulp. Can we get a threesome in the house?

Megan Fox, who is no stranger to girl-on-girl fantasies and famously said she wants to strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands when she thinks about Olivia Wilde, has yet to comment on whether Kim Kardashian kommands similar feelings.

But she told June's Esquire that being sexy comes naturally to her.

"I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores," she said. "It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on."

"If you know how to take control of [being a sex symbol], then it can be powerful. But I have no idea how to handle it yet, how to deal with it."

So basically, to sum up:

Everyone wants to see Megan Fox nude, and she is well aware of this, but she hasn't yet figured out how to harness such responsibility and power.

The most important question? Who would you rather ...

 

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They both want you to loosen up their buttons, readers. Will you front?

While Nicole Scherzinger and Melody Thornton are each members of the Pussycat Dolls, they haven't always gotten along so well.

Just last week, Thornton said it was a "huge misconception" that her and the other singers were content to just sit around as Scherzinger worked on a solo album. Meow, indeed!

Now, let's settle this catfight once and for all. Every song the Dolls release is based around sex, so there's only one question that will dictate which artist is truly the group's star:

With which would you prefer to have sexual intercourse?

  • Nicole Scherzinger X Factor Pic
  • Melody Thornton

 

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This should be an easier debate than most of our "Who Would You Rather..." showdowns.

After all, pretty much everyone has seen Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison nude. That sort of inside knowledge should help readers decide which former Playmate they'd prefer to make passionate love to.

  • Smiling Kendra
  • Stuck in a Pickle

So, if you can ignore the fact that a senior citizen old enough to be your great-grandfather tapped both of the asses below as recently as last year, study the two sex kittens below and then answer our poll question.

Kendra Wilkinson or Holly Madison: Who Would You Rather ...

 

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Julia Roberts and Kelly Ripa each have three children.

But you'd never know it, based on how these older beauties look!

  • Kelly Ripa Red Carpet Photo
  • Julia Roberts Red Carpet Picture

While many readers had to bathe for hours after merely contemplating sex with Aubrey O'Day or Tila Tequila in our previous edition of Who Would You Rather, this installment is kid-friendly.

Compare the bodies of Roberts and Ripa below. Let us know which you'd prefer to wake up next to in the morning (after having had intercourse with her the night before, that is)...

Julia Robert or Kelly Ripa: Who would you rather...

 

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They are both occasional lesbians in constant need of attention.

They have both posed nude for well-known men's magazines.

  • Aubrey O'Day Image
  • Covering a Nip

Now, following the news that Aubrey O'Day is likely to take over for Tila Tequila (and The Ikki Twins) on MTV's bisexual dating competition, A Shot at Love, it seemed like a no-brainer to ask readers which desperate woman they'd be least likely to kick out of bed.

Don't worry, based on the subject's stated sexual preferences, both men and women can answer this question: Who would you rather...

 

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She was hit hard by Chris Brown, but Rihanna isn't hitting the road anytime soon, despite a report circulated by E! Online that she was planning on kicking off a huge North American Tour this September with Ciara or Keyshia Cole.

"She wants strong women to join her," a source told E! of the singer, who was assaulted in February by Brown. "This is a 'women empowerment' type of tour."

  • Rihanna Nipple Slip
  • Katy Perry Topless

Well, a source close to the singer says it's "not true" that she's going on tour this fall. Instead, she's keeping a low profile until Chris Brown's case is settled.

As he awaits his court date next week - and may or may not be passing time boinking Natalie Mejia - Rihanna kicked it on the high seas ... with Katy Perry!

The two are vacationing together in the R&B star's native Barbados ...

Who would you rather ...

 

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Last night, Kristen Dalton claimed the title of Miss USA 2009. The North Carolina native (left) broke down in tears after defeating her chief, Californian rival.

But second-place finisher Carrie Prejean claimed an honor of her own, winning Miss Homophobic Airhead. Much as we hate to say it ... gulp ... Team Perez!

  • Kristen Dalton Photo
  • Carrie Prejean Race Day Photo

Putting aside the controversy surrounding runner-up Prejean - who says her gay marriage stance cost her the title won by Dalton, one simple fact remains:

These chicks are hot!

Marriage, schmarriage. The question is which of these two blonde beauty queens would you award a perfect 10 ... in terms of wanting to see in the sack!?

Tell us in our survey below!

Who would you rather ...

 

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As we touched upon in our earlier examination of celebrity quotes on this important subject, Kim Kardashian is sick and tired of celeb gossip sites giving Jessica Simpson such a hard time over new and wildly controversial full figure.

"EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson's alleged weight gain. I think it's absolutely ridiculous," blogged Kim Kardashian, adding that she's "probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then?"

  • Massive Boobs Alert!
  • Large and In Charge

Well, guys, you can answer that below:

Who would you rather ...

 

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Kelli McCarty won the 1991 Miss USA Pageant.

This weekend, Katie Stam defeated all comers at the 2009 Miss American Pageant.

  • Kelli McCarty Pic
  • Katie Stam Photo

And while McCarty might be dealing with a different set of comers in her new adult movie, Faithless, it only makes sense to match up the two beauty pageant contestants currently in the news.

Kelli McCarty or Katie Stam: Who would you rather...