Who Would You Rather ...

The amazing, talented and virginal Jonas Brothers - in tuxedos! - attended the 30th Anniversary Carousel of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills Saturday. From left to right, that's Kevin Jonas (we hate Danielle Deleasa), Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas. Yummy.

While there's certainly no wrong answer to this poll, we're wondering your thoughts just the same. Which Jonas Brother would you most like to ...

Who would you rather ...

The View's resident conservative pundit, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and the Republican V.P. nominee, Sarah Palin, will be campaigning together in Florida this weekend.

Not only are these two bonded in their conservative views, they're both cuties! In honor of this momentous occasion, we thought we would put it to a survey ...

Who would you rather ...

It was a tough call (okay, not really) for Audrina Patridge on The Hills as Justin "Bobby" Brescia and Corey Bohan both vied for her large fake boobs affections.

While it was obvious who the topless Audrina Patridge would end up choosing (we all know she can't kick bad habit J-Bobby), who would you have gone for?

Justin-Bobby or Corey Bohan: Who would you rather ...

... you know. It's a tough call. One sculpted stud poses for money. The other swims for glory (and lots of money in endorsements). Both wear next to nothing.

Nicole Johnson lover Michael Phelps (right) has to be the favorite going into this critical showdown (based on his eight gold medals to his opponent's failed Nashville Star appearance), but don't count Miley Cyrus' boy toy Justin Gaston out! Tell us:

Who would you rather ...

With all the attention paid to Kim Kardashian on Dancing With the Stars this week, we've largely ignored one critical component of the hit TV competition:

Hunky male stars.

Without these guys below, the show would be nothing. Ladies love the likes of Derek Hough, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Mark Ballas. Tell us, Dancing fans ...

Who would you rather ...

... you know. Oh please. Cut the crap. Do not even act like you don't know what we're talking about or you're above it. We both know you'd go there.

The only question is:

Who would you rather ...

... you know.

Much like our previous poll featuring Blake Lively and Lauren Conrad, there is no wrong answer here. Only one's personal, gorgeous preference.

Who would you rather ...

... you know. Both are kinda cute. Neither is super hot. Both are on the celebrity fashion police's most wanted list. Neither enjoys a nice meal. If you were given a choice between Nicole Richie or Mary-Kate Olsen, tell us...

Who would you rather ...

... y'know. Just asking. Talk about a poll in which there's no wrong answer.

Who would you rather ...

Thank you to all the readers who replied to our previous poll, asking whether you'd rather sleep with Michael Phelps or Mark Spitz. If you haven't already, go vote now!

Then, focus on the similarly pressing question below.

Amanda Beard and Leryn Franco are two Olympic athletes known more for their looks than their accomplishments in the pool or on the field. Granted, Beard is a gold medalist - but as soon as she posed for Playboy, she became a cover girl before a swimmer in most people's minds.

Franco is a very bad javelin thrower, at least by Olympic standards. She finished second to last in this year's competition.

Take a look at the topless photos of each and let us know: Who would you rather, well, you know...