The amazing, talented and virginal Jonas Brothers - in tuxedos! - attended the 30th Anniversary Carousel of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills Saturday. From left to right, that's Kevin Jonas (we hate Danielle Deleasa), Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas. Yummy.

While there's certainly no wrong answer to this poll, we're wondering your thoughts just the same. Which Jonas Brother would you most like to ...

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... you know. It's a tough call. One sculpted stud poses for money. The other swims for glory (and lots of money in endorsements). Both wear next to nothing.

Nicole Johnson lover Michael Phelps (right) has to be the favorite going into this critical showdown (based on his eight gold medals to his opponent's failed Nashville Star appearance), but don't count Miley Cyrus' boy toy Justin Gaston out! Tell us:

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