Get ready to beat up the beat.

Snooki and J-Woww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, a.k.a. the really short, orange girl and the behemoth with the enormous fake boobs from Jersey Shore, posed for the cameras at the Jersey Shore Soundtrack Album Release Party this week.

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One is a Grammy-winning singer and certifiable douchebag who gets lots of girls and brags about it with absurd comments regarding sexual napalm.

The other is an MTV reality star who talks about himself in the third person, fake tans, also gets a lot of (far less attractive) girls and is proud of it.

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A slew of celebrities showed up in Antibes, France yesterday for amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit gala.

It was held at the Hotel du Cap and we should focus on the great cause at the center of this event... or at least the fashion on its red carpet.

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