Who Would You Rather ...

One is a Grammy-winning singer and certifiable douchebag who gets lots of girls and brags about it with absurd comments regarding sexual napalm.

The other is an MTV reality star who talks about himself in the third person, fake tans, also gets a lot of (far less attractive) girls and is proud of it.

One has chiseled abs because he works at a gym. The other last visited in gym in approximately 1998. One has earrings, the other lots of hair.

If it came down to John Mayer or The Situation, and your life depended on it and/or you were really drunk, who would you rather ... you know?

It's a difficult call, we sympathize with you. But vote below.

Who would you rather ...

Please don't shoot us Heidi Montag: but you won't be taking over for Megan Fox in Transformers 3.

Multiple sources have confirmed that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is coming aboard the franchise, starting with this July 2011 release.

"She's accepted the offer, and I think they're just waiting for her to get her work visa since she's British," an insider close to the production tells E! News.

Huntington-Whiteley is a Victoria's Secret model with "absolutely zero acting experience," said a source. But she and director Michael Bay worked on a commercial together last year and hit it off.

"He likes her, and that's all that matters," the source added, saying Rosie beat out Brooklyn Decker for the role.

Huntington-Whiteley has rather big, beautiful, incredibly sexy shoes to fill now. Think she's capable of taking over for Fox?

Which of these beauties would you rather slip it to?

A slew of celebrities showed up in Antibes, France yesterday for amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit gala.

It was held at the Hotel du Cap and we should focus on the great cause at the center of this event... or at least the fashion on its red carpet.

Instead, we can't help but examine the guest list. Who invited Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton?!?

We didn't even know these two washed-up stars still existed, at least not beyond Hilton's occasional, pressing relationship updates.

But here they are, which at least gives readers a chance to answer one important question once and for all: Who would you rather put it to?

[Photos: Splash News]

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We have two pieces of breaking news regarding The Jonas Brothers:

1. They are adorable.
2. The name of their Disney Channel TV show has been changed from JONAS to Jonas L.A.

The series will now air on Sunday nights and premiere on June 20. We can only hope the siblings fire back at Justin Bieber during an episode, after that bowl haired singer called the group out for being "manufactured."

Below, the cutest brothers in the business perform for fans at a concert that was taped for their show.

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Study these pictures carefully and then answer this pressing question:

Which Jonas Brother would you rather... you know?

Two Jesse James mistresses in a boxing ring? We'd pay to see that!

Actually, no way would be pay money to see that. But we'd totally write about it the morning after and ridicule both of the trashy, hopefully bloodied individuals.

As you may know, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is set to fight adult film star Gina Lynn in a Celebrity Boxing bout (Hailey Glassman will reportedly be refereeing).

But what Bombshell really wants is to take on a personal rival.

“I want to fight Melissa Smith,” McGee said Thursday. “I’m going to call her out next. After I whoop Gina Lynn's a**, I'm going to set my sights out for Melissa.”

Can we root for a double knockout?

Melissa Smith also slept with Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock. No word if Bombshell will move on to Merliee Gerth when she's done there, or if all her colored friends will come to support her in the Philly rumble.

“I'm feeling great. I've been training, boxing a little bit. I think it'll be fun to beat Gina Lynn's a**. We had a press conference and she showed up with an anti-West Coast Choppers T-shirt. So she’s obviously got some fuel burning under her.”

Better than Jesse James being under her, we suppose.

We gotta ask: Who would you rather ...

Kat Von D says you shouldn't have beef with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

Well, not because of her tattoos at least. You can hate her for being an adulterer, fame-seeking sellout and overall waste of space, but lay off the tats.

"You can't judge a book by its cover," the L.A. Ink star said. "I think there's always been a negative stigma surrounding tattoos, especially on women."

"To me, it is all about how you carry yourself, and some people carry it differently, I guess. For me, I just want to be a positive example of tattooing."

As long as you don't screw an Oscar winner's husband, Kat, you're good.

Michelle McGee, left, and TLC's Kat Von D.

She doesn't think it's fair to say that Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's look sparked her affair with Jesse James, ending his marriage to Sandra Bullock.

McGee bears quite the resemblance to James' porn star ex-wife Janine Lindemulder ... and to Kat Von D nude, come to think of it. See photo above.

"There have been many cases in the past that have been fully exploited where people have affairs and then they have absolutely no tattoos, so if we were to sit there and dissect that, that would be pointless and very time consuming," Kat said.

That settles that. People have affairs no matter what. Jesse James, tons of tattoos, a bunch of mistresses. Tiger Woods? No tattoos, 121 mistresses.

Foolproof theory, Kat. The real question: Who would you rather ... y'know?

Eva Longoria Parker and Victoria Beckham are friends in real life - but we're about to turn them into enemies!

The beauties are teaming up to shill for LG Electronics, as the company prepares the launch of the LG Lotus Elite and LG Rumor Touch cell phones.

They'll star in online videos that launch on May 3, followed by a kick-off fashion party in Los Angeles on May 24.

Of course, if LG really wanted to move product, it would ditch these outfits and just have Victoria and Eva pose naked with chains. Just an idea.

It got us thinking, in fact: Which of these vixens' buttons would you rather press... if you know what we mean!

Click on these photos. Enlarge them. And then vote above: Would you rather flip open Victoria Beckham or Eva Longoria?

The Jersey Shore cast needs to hit the beach or something. They're looking kind of aimless in these photos from a recent day out and about in Miami.

Seriously, they look bored. It must not be the same in South Beach without the sights and sounds of Karma and Ronnie pummeling boardwalk idiots.

This awesome photo of Snooki and J-Woww got us thinking, though: Which one of the Jersey Shore cast members would you rather ... you know?

One is a HGH-riddled behemoth with enormous fake boobs. The other may or may not be auditioning for Little People, Big World later this year.

Both fake tan and wear ridiculous outfits. So who's it gonna be?!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi or Jenni "J-Woww" Farley: Who'd you rather ...

Click to enlarge more pics of the cast (including Angelina Pivarnick, the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, and Ronnie Magro) in Miami this week ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Two of the most beautiful, naturally wholesome (read: large-breasted!) actresses on the planet are featured this week in a pair of magazines.

Yesterday, we gave readers a chance to ogle Christina Hendricks in Esquire. Go right ahead and do so again. Take your time. We understand.

Now, we're excited to present a series of new Scarlett Johansson pictures, as that actress gears up to publicize her role in Iron Man 2. First stop? The May 2010 issue of InStyle.

Inside the publication, Scarlett says "you’re not going to find me at 4 a.m. hitting up the club, bottle full of bub... I've never been part of a scandal that was really juicy."

If Johansson wants to change that and make a sex tape, we're not gonna stop her. But until that happens, let's create some controversy around the gorgeous star.

Compare her and Hendricks below and then answer the all-important question that follows:

Who would you rather?

Having already whored herself out for 15 minutes of fame and a couple of quick paychecks, what's left for Michelle McGee to do but ... ref Celebrity Boxing!?

No, seriously, she is. One of the bout's participants? Hailey Glassman, former Jon Gosselin plaything. Heartwarming to see these mediocre mistresses unite!

Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman, who was romantically linked to Hailey at one point, confirmed to the New York Post that Jesse James' mistress will referee a May 7 bout between Glassman and porn star Gia Lynn.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin parted ways bitterly in December. He accused her of vandalizing his place, she accused him of having a two-inch package.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was the first of several Jesse James mistresses to cash in by blabbing to the media. Friday, the tattooed mother of two returned to work at Pure Platinum strip club in San Diego, Calif., where she performs topless.

Michelle McGee will officiate Hailey Glassman's next blowout fight - and we're not talking about when she slashes up Jon Gosselin's apartment with a butcher knife.

When she's not feuding with Chelsea Handler or getting pissed off at her haters on Facebook, McGee enjoys long walks on the beach and reading The Economist.

We totally made that up. The only real question left to ask here:

Which mediocre mistress would you rather ... you know?