Who Would You Rather ... Gossip

Someone needs to hand Sharon Osbourne a mirror.

The talentless America's Got Talent judge appeared on Sirius XM's The Opie & Anthony Show today and blasted Susan Boyle. Said Sharon:

"[God] gave her the talent. But he hit her with a f*cking ugly stick.... I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse... God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy a**hole."

Note to Osbourne: you're not exactly Megan Fox! Watch the video below:

Based on these taunts, we've gotta ask: Who would you rather... you know?

Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter and the rest of the New York Yankees defeated the Philadelphia Phillies to win their 27th World Series championship last night.

Everybody knew that was coming (sorry, Phillies fans). Because we enjoy a competition that actually close, THG is bringing back another heated battle:

Who's hotter, A-Rod's loudmouth sex fiend girlfriend Kate Hudson, or Derek Jeter's equally gorgeous better half, Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly?

There's little or no question which of these members of the Yankeee WAGs club is the more high-profile annoying, outspoken and starved for attention.

That would be Kate Hudson. Seriously, we know and Mr. Centaur are so in love and bone constantly and all, but give it a rest. We notice, okay? Happy?

But who would you rather ... you know? Vote below!

Minka Kelly or Kate Hudson: Who would you rather ...

One is a comedian.

The other is a Dancing Star.

But readers of Playboy will get a chance to see both Chelsea Handler nude and Joanna Krupa nude in the very near future.

There will be two different covers of the magazine's December issue this year, as Christmas comes early in the form of a pair of scantily-clad blondes. See for yourself:

But what if this wasn't the case? What if Playboy made subscribes choose between Krupa and Handler?

Which of these women would you rather strip down and saddle up?

Just when we thought Tyra Banks couldn't get any more lame...

The self-serving talk show host revealed one of her Halloween outfits today, and it involved a wig and a push-up bra. How original!

Indeed, Tyra somehow thought it was creative to dress as Kim Kardashian for All Hallows' Eve, as she stood next to cardboard cut-outs of Kourtney and Khloe on her show and basked in the applause of those that have been brain-washed into thinking she's anything but a self-involved diva.

We despise her.

Still this costume did get us thinking about one question: Who would you rather take from behind and Ray J?

We were watching Leave it to Lamas the other night (there was nothing else on ... um, yeah, that's the reason) and we couldn't help but remember the ol' days.

The ol' days when there was no Shauna Sand sex tape and Shyane Lamas was just that ditz from The Bachelor who Matt Grant was engaged to for like a day.

Then we got to thinking that Shayne reminds us a bit of another spoiled and skanky relative of a famous guy, Daisy De La Hoya (niece of boxing champ Oscar).

It's a battle of useless, bleach-blonde reality TV fame whores. One that will likely go down to the wire. Simple question for you: Who would you rather ...

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Poor Alina Puscau.

The gorgeous model bares it all for Playboy this month, but her pictorial is overshadowed in many ways by Marge Simpson's naked spread in the magazine.

It's gotta be tough to be on dueling covers with a cartoon icon, but Puscau is taking it well. We actually spoke to the Romanian beauty and asked her about this experience:

On posing nude for the first time: I felt very comfortable because it was my boyfriend [director Brett Ratner] taking the pictures.

On Ratner doing the shoot: It was very difficult because he is a director and very demanding and a perfectionist. It was the hardest photo shoot I’ve ever had, but we had a lot of fun as well.

On who is sexier, her or Marge Simpson: Marge Simpson is definitely sexier than me and she has fantastic blue hair.

On other projects: I have an album coming out soon that I recorded in my home country. My single album is called “When you leave” and was produced by the famous DJ Basshunter.

On meeeting Hugh Hefner or his girlfriends: I met Hugh Hefner, but I never met his girlfriends, but I watch them on The Girls Next Door. I love that show.

It's difficult to compete with someone responsible for a bevy of hilarious The Simpsons quotes, but don't pity Alina Puscau.

Which of these beauties would you prefer to see naked?

After conducting a Q&A session with University of Texas quarterback Colt McCoy for ESPN Game Day this morning, Jenn Brown became a new sports darling.

Texas went on to win the Red River shootout with Oklahoma, 16-13, and McCoy is good at football, sure, but it was the ESPN reporter who drew more raves.

Jenn is not new to the business, having worked as a reporter and anchor for Inside the NFL and ESPNU. Nor is she a stranger to being drop dead gorgeous.

Brown, a former bikini model and gymnast, attended the University of Florida, much like another ESPN reporter and fan favorite, the lovely Erin Andrews.

A few more big-game appearances like today and Jenn Brown (right) may be the heiress apparent to Erin (left) as dream girl of sports fans everywhere.

We just hope she doesn't end up on a sketchy hotel peephole video, too.

So guys, who'd you rather ... um, you know? Vote in the poll below ...

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Move over, Taylor Lautner.

You're not the only Twilight Saga stud that knows how to rock a bare stomach.

Kellan Lutz rocks the look in the latest issue of August Man. That's a magazine, research suggests.

Inside the publication, the actor dishes on his character of Emmett Cullen, describing him as a "juggernaut" and saying:

“Emmett’s a bulldozer, a brute. His strength is, well, his strength. So while Jackson [Rathbone] might be working on his wiry speed and tactics, I’m building up to clothesline the enemy with my bare fist.”

Speaking of fisting, many women would like to be involved with Lutz sexually. But more so than with Lautner? Compare the shirtless hunks below and then let us know...

Who would you rather...

As you ponder this question, perhaps we can help. Below, we've posted more photos of Lutz from August Man. Click on each to enlarge - and drool.

If there's one thing Megan Fox knows how to do, it's make asinine comments in interviews. But if there's a second thing, it's getting half-naked for magazines!

Or for movies, or for SNL hosting duties, or for David Silver, etc., etc.

That said, it was only a matter of time until she got paid to disrobe for a lingerie campaign. Megan will replace Victoria Beckham as the body face of Armani.

Yeah. Megan Fox photos + 2010 Emporio Armani Underwear = yum.

Victoria's husband, David Beckham, was booted on the men's side in favor of Cristiano Ronaldo. Safe to say they're at least trading laterally if not up!

Megan Fox is in, Victoria Beckham is out at Armani. We'll take it.

Fox will also star in a new Armani Jeans campaign, though pictures of Megan in jeans will likely inspire less saliva. And online searches for Megan Fox nude.

The 23-year-old has already posed for the underwear shoot, with black and white photos set to launch in both print ad and billboard form early next year.

Expect a lot of car accidents in January.

Who would you rather ...

This just in: Christina Aguilera nude photos don't just arouse random men searching the Internet.

They also do it for the singer herself.

In the latest issue of Cosmopolitan, Aguilera says: "I feel sexiest in the nude... [husband Jordan Bratman] has a way of making me feel sexy... [I have] fun playing up to my sexual side. I think women are such sensual beings."

Christina does make one thing clear: she isn't about to go Tila Tequila on anyone.

"I'm attracted to men ultimately - I'm married and I love my husband and I love what we do together, but honestly? If I had a choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I'd choose the woman. We're just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at."

Meanwhile, as seen above, both Aguilera and Kim Kardashian have posed for Cosmo over the last couple months. This forces us to ask:

Who would you rather...