Weird Al Yankovic
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If they know what's good for them, 50 Cent and Kanye West had best step off before they get whacked. There's a new playa on the hip-hop scene.

The new music video by Weird Al Yankovic, from his album Straight Outta Lynwood, proves that this hard core thug ain't playin' around.

The Cisco Adler look-alike and venerable master of the parody is winning rave reviews and record views on YouTube for what might be his best effort to date: "White & Nerdy," a take off of Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty." Peep it below ...

"I wanna bowl with... the gangstas ... but I know, in my heart, they think I'm white and nerdy ... just too white and nerdy... I'm really white and nerdy."

You have to take your hat off to Cisco Adler.

Not because he has any redeeming qualities. For the opposite reason. He's becoming more famous by the day after a nude pic of him was found (along with a new Paris Hilton sex tape) in a certain hotel heiress' locker. And while he wouldn't have chosen for this to happen, Mischa Barton's beau is cool with it.

It's only appropriate, then, that he be matched up with Weird Al Yankovic in our latest edition of Celebrity Look-Alikes. In terms of pure fame, no one has done more with less than Weird Al, the hilarious musical parody king. His career has outlasted most of the people he's mocked, for crying out loud.

Here's a photo comparison of the two long-haired wackos:

All we ask is that Weird Al please, for the love of God, keep his pants on. We've seen Cisco Adler naked already. The last thing we need is a double dose of the same trauma.