Week in Review

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review, where our staff takes a look back on the last seven days in celebrity gossip, Hollywood news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from May 15-21 include ...

• Lindsay Lohan missed an L.A. court date partying in Cannes, claimed her passport was stolen, made bail, avoided arrest, and may be dating Indrani.
• The Kendra Wilkinson sex tape has proved to be a hot ... seller. Justin Frye was outed as the dude on it, and a number of RSNFW pics were leaked.
• Rima Fakih was crowned Miss USA 2010. The first Muslim-American winner was allowed to keep her title despite her past as a stripper pole champ.
• Rumors surfaced that LeBron James' mom, Gloria, was doing his teammate, Delonte West. The James' lawyer denies it. Calvin Murphy says it's true.

Rima Fakih is your new Miss USA, controversy and all.

• Dr. Arnold Klein says Michael Jackson chose who he loved. Dr. Conrad Murray actually helped save a life this time - some woman on board a flight!
• The great Justin Bieber truly transcends all racial boundaries. But is Greyson Chance, 12, already the second coming of Biebs ... or of Lady Gaga?
• The recovering Bret Michaels had a stroke. Get well soon, B.
• God totally hates Kim Kardashian. Seriously We have proof.
• Jennifer Aniston posed, sweaty, for some sexy SmartWater.
• Food dude Juan Carlos Cruz may have tried to off his wife.

The sights of Dancing with the Stars this week.

• American Idol booted Casey James, setting up a Lee/Crystal final.
• Dancing with the Stars 86'd Chad Ochocinco in the semifinals.
• And possibly censored Miley Cyrus' performance on the show.
• Jesse James is getting, like, so choked up over his mistakes.
• Speaking of cheaters: Tiger and Elin Woods? Not speaking.
• Finally, the Matt Lauer cheating rumors just refuse to die.

Jensen and Danneel made it official. Audrina and Ryan officially split.

• It's over: Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera called it quits, as did Amanda Seyfriend and Dominic Cooper; Hef booted those Shannon Twins.
• Wedding bells: Valerie Bertinelli and businessman beau Tom Vitale are engaged; CW hotties Jensen Ackles and Daneeel Harris got married!
• Baby news: Amy Adams had a girl; Claudia Schiffer had a girl (her third child); Drew Lachey had a boy (second child); John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting; Chris Daughtry and wife Deanna are expecting twins!
• R.I.P.: Ronnie James Dio.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Here, we take a look back on the last seven days in celebrity gossip, Hollywood news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from May 8-14 include ...

• That whole thing we said about the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape not being real? We were wrong. It's real, alright and might even end her marriage.
• A Miley Cyrus lap dance video surfaced, but despite serious hype, it was pretty disappointing. Neither too racy nor wholly innocent. Just ... dull.
• Matt Lauer affair allegations surfaced, and were denied. The other woman Matt is said to be cheating on Annette Roque with is Alexis Houston.
• Rachel Uchitel's text messages to David Boreanaz were dirty, yes, but pretty pathetic for a professional, celebrity home wrecking temptress.

Rachel Uchitel: Clingy home wrecker.

• Michael Jackson's bodyguards, his father Joe, and friend Elizabeth Taylor came to his defense and bashed Dr. Arnold Klein over gay rumors.
• Violet Kowal, Polish porn queen, alleged an affair with Mel Gibson.
• Lawrence Taylor's rape defense: You don't even wanna know.
• Michelle McGee is still around, and saying/doing inane things.
• Ditto for Tila Tequila, who we just feel bad for at this point.
• Things are getting ugly on the Tiger Woods divorce front.

Michael Lynche and Niecy Nash bid their respective shows farewell.

• Art, quote unquote, imitated life on The Hills. On the show Tuesday and real life Thursday, Spencer Pratt called the cops on Heidi's family.
• American Idol eliminated Michael Lynche. Big disappointment.
• Dancing with the Stars sent home Niecy Nash a night earlier.
• The Bachelorette spoilers were leaked, and are pretty juicy.
• Krista White was crowned as America's Next Top Model.

Miley Cyrus can't be tamed ... but Biebs could try, we think.

• Couple news: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus hit up dinner, and possibly each other; Kate Hudson is pissed about A-Rod and Cameron Diaz.
• Wedding bells: Alicia Etheridge plans to marry Bobby Brown for reasons unknown; Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are engaged; Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott renewed their vows in their latest cry for attention.
• Baby news: It's a girl for Bethenny Frankel.
• Birthday boys/girls: Robert Pattinson, Audrina Patridge, Gosselin sextuplets.
• R.I.P.: Lena Horne and Erica Blasberg.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review, where we take a look back on the last seven days in entertainment news, celebrity gossip, news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from May 1-7 include ...

• NFL great Lawrence Taylor was arrested for rape. The accuser, who is only 16, allegedly told him she was 19, and was assaulted by her pimp (also arrested).
• It looks like is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape out there. It may or may not be one of many, but it will definitely be exploited as fodder on her reality TV show.
• Jason Pfeiffer, a gay man of intermediate age, said he was dating Michael Jackson up until the singer died. His former boss, Dr. Arnold Klein, backs him up.
• David Boreanaz admitted cheating on his wife with a woman he says is trying to extort him. This is not Rachel Uchitel, who he also cheated with last year.
• A cheating scandal involving Barack Obama and Vera Baker was alleged. She denies this and nothing came of it, but after Rielle Hunter, you never know.

The alleged Barack Obama mistress ... and Michael Jackson manstress.

• Britney Spears supposedly isn't allowed to be alone with her kids.
• Country star Chely Wright announced publicly that she is gay.
• Lindsay Lohan won't go to rehab, but may go to jail shortly.
• Justin Bieber is not smart. His fans may kill Kim Kardashian.
• Miley Cyrus can't be tamed - the transformation is complete.
• Bristol Palin takes care of her kid. Being a parent is real hard!
• Bret Michaels is feeling better, and grateful for Kristi Gibson.

Chely Wright's coming out as a lesbian surprised many.

• American Idol bid farewell to Aaron Kelly, leaving just four finalists in the competition. Lady Gaga performed on the show but was pissed by Fox's editing.
• Speaking of Gaga: "Telephone" may have been recorded by Britney first; X-tina may be ganking her style (or vice versa); She does not have an amputated leg.
• Pamela Anderson was voted off Dancing with the Stars. A minor controversy erupted when Elisabeth Hasselbeck suggested Erin Andrews tone it down.
• Elin Woods was spotted jogging in Sweden without her wedding ring, sparking more divorce rumors. Meanwhile, new reports say Tiger had 121 mistresses.

The end is near, if not already here, for Charlie and Brooke.

• Couple news: Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner may be dating; Joanna Krupa is engaged to Romain Zago; Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are done.
• Baby news: Hilarie Burton and Jeffrey Dean Morgan had a son; Morty Coyle knocked up Jodie Sweetin; Eric Dane's cute daughter made her debut.
• Birthday boys and girls: Levi Johnston, Christina Hendricks, Brooke Hogan, Erin Andrews, Chris Brown, George Clooney and our very own Hilton Hater!
• R.I.P.: Lynn Redgrave.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review. Here we take a look back on the past seven days in entertainment news, celebrity gossip, news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from April 24-30 include ...

• Sandra Bullock officially filed for divorce from Jesse James, and at the same time she made that announcement, confirmed the adoption of a baby boy!
• Lindsay Lohan was fired from her latest film, given an ultimatum by her dad, posed for a bunch of Cinemax-worthy pics, and told to lay off the crack.
• Jenna Jameson alleged that Tito Ortiz assaulted her. He denied it and said she relapsed on meds and fell over. Both later recanted those accusations.
• Bret Michaels was hospitalized for a brain hemorrhage. He was in critical condition for a bit, but appears to be recovering - and wants to tour!

Lindsay Lohan's most recent "artistic" photo shoot.

• Shakira and Ricky Martin? Not big fans of the State of Arizona.
• That home wrecker Rielle Hunter denies being a home wrecker.
• A Chelsea Handler sex tape turned up. But it's just "comedy."
• Tiger Woods is likely to get divorced ... will he file before Elin?
• Michelle "Bombshell" McGee knows her way around a pole.
• Yep, Taylor Swift really is that awesome.
• Kim Kardashian really isn't.

The end of the reality TV road came for Siobhan and Jake.

• American Idol shockingly bid farewell to Siobhan Magnus.
• Dancing with the Stars voters said so long, Jake Pavelka.
• The Hills season premiere was a plastic surgery bonanza.
• Gag: TLC has all but confirmed a reloaded Kate Plus 8.
• Courtney Love alleged an affair with Gavin Rossdale.
• Adam Lambert has officially gone platinum.

Halle Berry is back on the market after this guy somehow dumped her. Despite a 911 call, Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz look like they're going to work things out.

• Couple news: Ellen Ross is dating Jon Gosselin for some reason; Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Mark Sanchez are dating; Reports have linked Kate Hudson and Thom Yorke; Paris Hilton might be back with Jason Shaw.
• Baby news: Jodie Sweetin is knocked up again; Lance Armstrong and Anna Hansen are expecting #2 (#5 for him); Matt Damon and wife are expecting #3.
• Breakup news: Gabriel Aubry dumped Halle Berry. Seriously.
• THG Police blotter: Joanie Laurer was accused of assault; Two losers from Big Brother 9 ran a drug ring; Randy and Evi Quaid were thrown in jail ... again.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review. Here we look back on the past seven days in entertainment news, celebrity gossip, news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from April 17-23 include ...

• Brooke Mueller reportedly left Charlie Sheen, who is reportedly shacking up with Angelina Tracy, who is reportedly an escort. Reportedly.
• Blair Robinson made like Kayden Nguyen and accused of Steven Seagal of sexual misconduct ... as well as the lamest pickup lines ever.
• Michael Lohan had L.A. County Sheriff's deputies enter Lindsay Lohan's home to remove Ali Lohan. He failed, but vows to continue his crusade to get credit card debt-riddled, possible Rolex thief Lindsay into rehab.

Michael Lohan: Always stirring the pot fighting for his daughter.

• Crystal Bowersox admitted she almost quit American Idol. She went on to give the performance of the year days later. Tim Urban is out.
• Dancing with the Stars bid farewell to Kate Gosselin at last. The crew? Relieved. Will the show say hello to Rachel Uchitel next season?
• Tiger Woods and Jesse James mistresses may star in Celebrity Cheaters. That may displace Sarah Palin's Alaska as the all-time TV low.
• Seth Aaron Henderson won the coveted Project Runway title.
• Ashley Dupre, Playboy cover girl, talked exclusively with THG.

Kate Gosselin shed tears over her Dancing departure. Many did not.

• Larry King's divorce from Shawn Southwick is on hold ... for now. Her alleged lover, Hector Penate, is telling the whole world about that.
• Sandra Bullock supposedly has a master plan to divorce Jesse James. Michelle McGee may have hatched a plan to off Sandra Bullock.
• It looks more and more like a Tiger Woods divorce is a-comin'.
• Gerald Imes admitted he molested Mo'Nique as a kid. Gross.
• All should fear the Tweeting wrath of a bored Spencer Pratt.
• FB dudes want to vote Justin Bieber out of the male gender.

Two of the week's big celebrity break-ups.

• Wedding bells: Christina Applegate married Martyn LeNoble; Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie wed in Vegas; Brangelina may marry for the kids (not).
• Breakup news: Tara Reid and Michael Axtmann called off their wedding; Snooki dumped Emilio Masella via voicemail; Bob Guiney and Rebecca Budig split; Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are over for real this time.
• THG Police blotter: Russell Hantz was arrested for assault; Heather Locklear was charged with a hit-and-run; Gretchen Rossi owes money to some dude; Naomi Campbell beat a cameraman over blood diamond questions.
• Welcome, celebrity baby: Amanda Peet gave birth to her second girl!
• RIP: Lina Marulanda, Colombian model; Guru, legendary hip-hopper.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review. Here we look back on the past seven days in Hollywood gossip, celebrity news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from April 10-16 include ...

• Larry King is divorcing his wife Shawn Southwick amid allegations of infidelity on both parts. He supposedly slept with her sister. Gross.
• First, their reconciliation bid cooled off. Then they took separate vacations. Now Tiger and Elin Woods look to be heading toward divorce.
• He will not be prosecuted for the incident, but Ben Roethlisberger's accuser claimed in the police report she was raped by the NFL star.
• Steven Seagal is still around ... and being sued by Kayden Nguyen for alleged sex trafficking offenses. You could say he's under siege.
• Tila Tequila is still around ... and wants to be a celeb gossip blogger.

These two guys are terrible at marriage.

• Justin Bieber called out Miley Cyrus, Disney, and the Jonas Bros., as corny.
• Spencer Pratt Tweeted all sorts of smack about ... well, take a number.
• Dancing with the Stars fans eliminated Aiden Turner and kept Kate. Again.
• American Idol sent two aspirants packing. Adam Lambert brought lasers.
• Lady Gaga practices celibacy. Yup, she said it, and thinks you should too.
• Any time, any day of the week, Lindsay Lohan is ready to get sloshed.

Playboy turns back the clock ... In Touch turns up the laugh mater.

• Worst defense ever: Charlie Sheen. He also wins for most ridiculous disguise.
• Most absurd contract demand: Sarah Palin ... for straws that DO NOT BEND!!
• All-natural pic of the week: Unaltered Britney Spears pictures / Candie's ads.
• Hypocritical all-natural pic: Kim Kardashian nude for Harper's Bazaar.
• Delayed reaction award: Ashley Dupre in Playboy. What is this, 2008?
• Monica Lewinsky award: Merilee Gerth for saving Jesse James' DNA.

Both of these couples broke up this week.

• Couples watch: Leighton Meester and Robert Pattinson supposedly hooked up ... as did Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo. Wow. Hot or not?
• Breakup news: Melissa and Tammy Etheridge split; Mel Gibson and baby mama Oksana Grigorieva are though; Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt called it off at long last; Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are on the brink.
• Police blotter: Megan Hauserman got popped for DUI; Heidi Montag accused The Hills producer of sexual assault; Desperate Housewives stars stood by their producer, who Nicollette Sheridan accuses of the same.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review. Here our staff reflects on the past seven days in Hollywood gossip, celebrity news and rumors.

Highlights from April 3-9 include ...

• Dr. Conrad Murray's defense in the Michael Jackson case will be that the singer killed himself by injecting a lethal dose of Propofol while Murray left the room. Conrad plans to attack the cops' MJ's evidence on multiple fronts.
• Tiger Woods' return to golf at The Masters featured a couple of good rounds (so far), a controversial new Nike ad, some funny banners, and a new mistress (from long ago, but just revealed) by the name of Raychel Coudriet.
• Kate Gosselin made headlines for another bad effort on Dancing with the Stars (she was not eliminated, though Tony Dovolani wants her gone), a new reality show, as well as a brewing custody lawsuit from d-bag Jon Gosselin.

Someone with a plane and too much free time rips Tiger Woods.

• Former NFL star Tiki Barber split with his wife Ginny following an affair with Traci Lynn Johnson, an intern he had an affair with for two years.
• Bruce Bereford-Redman, a former producer on Survivor, was detained in the death of his wife. An extramarital affair he had may be related.
• Nicolette Sheridan is suing Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry for assault, battery, gender discrimination and wrongful termination.
• Ann Kelly alleges a scandalous affair with Bruce Springsteen.
• Roseanne Barr decided she'd slam the Catholic Church.

Say it ain't so, guys!

• He hates parents, but the planet belongs to Justin Bieber.
• Word has it these guys may have considerable endowments.
• American Idol shockingly ousted, then saved Michael Lynche.
• Is Lin Yu Chun the next Susan Boyle? The Taiwanese one?
• Robert Pattinson may portray the late rocker Kurt Cobain.
• Sarah Palin is goin' rogue, and nuclear, on the President.

Michael Lohan. Kate Major. Gross.

• Couple news: Rihanna and Matt Kemp are officially dating, as are Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne; Gerard Butler may be dating Laurie Chelowa; Jennifer Love Hewitt's new victim may be John Asher; Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have broken up; A pair of Gossip Girl couples reportedly split.
• Wedding and baby news: Elizabeth Taylor is engaged to Jason Winters, who will be her ninth husband; Diablo Cody is married and pregnant; Michael Lohan and Kate Major just got engaged and are already looking to procreate so hard. Robin Thicke and Paula Patton welcomed a son.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip. Here we reflect on the past seven days in Hollywood gossip, celebrity news and rumors in our Week in Review.

Highlights from March 27-April 2 include ...

• Lindsay Lohan is going to die unless she gets help. That's the opinion of friends, professionals and family members close to her. Unfortunately for her, Michael Lohan feels the best use of his time is to email THG about its coverage.
• Quite a week for Jesse James: Checking into rehab for "personal issues," posing for Nazi photos, cited for vandalism, claiming to be a "broken" man, and so on. No wonder Sandra Bullock is rumored to be divorcing him.
• Amid reports his wife wants to bail on The Masters, Tiger Woods continues to be dogged and called out as a liar, cheapskate, etc., by his various mistresses ... and even by his kindergarten teacher for good measure.
• Dr. Conrad Murray needs to keep his medical license so that he can pay for his defense against charges he killed Michael Jackson. But he's not sorry.

This girl needs a whole team of shrinks, ASAP.

• Ricky Martin came out as a "fortunate" gay man Monday, while on Friday, Oscar-winning True Blood star Anna Paquin admitted she's bisexual.
• Angelina Jolie is being called a self-centered, manipulative, psycho control freak who laughs when children cry. But is that really true, people?
  
• American Idol bid farewell to Didi Benami, while welcoming guest stars Usher and Justin Bieber. Speaking of Biebs, he's takin' over the world.
• Dancing with the Stars bid farewell to Shannen Doherty, despite the fact that she outperformed Kate Gosselin, who sucks and is a big whiner.
• The Hills is about to bid farewell to TV. Which is not the worst thing at this point, but you've gotta check out the ridiculous final season trailer.

Britney Spears was certainly dressed to impress Thursday ... as was Mindy McCready on the cover of her hot new sex tape, hilariously called "Baseball Mistress."

• Fashion statements of the week: Jennifer Aniston, who continues to tease us with regard to Gerard Butler, and Britney Spears. See above. Enough said.
• LOL release of the week: The Mindy McCready sex tape, which she claims she is outraged over, and is called Baseball Mistress for no apparent reason.
• Kim Kardashian is just too mature for Reggie Bush. Even if he went on record on Twitter to deny that he ever cheated on the world's greatest body.
• Worst National Anthem performance: Keri Hilson.
• No wonder Miley Cyrus is quitting music for good.

One confirmed Jonas couple, one confirmed breakup this week.

• Couple news: Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez are over; Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato went public; Taylor Swift and Cory Monteith might be dating; Ditto for Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy; Robsten eloped (on April Fools Day).
• Wedding bells: Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy tied the knot.
• Baby news: None from Beyonce and Jay-Z, thankyouverymuch.
• Police blotter, etc.: Jason Wahler was charged with DUI again; Shaq is being sued for harassment by mistress Vanessa Lopez; Dwayne Wade's wife says he gave her an STD; Dennis Hopper's wife may be trying to kill him.

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Below, we reflect on the past seven days in celebrity gossip, news and rumors - and what a week it was. Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review.

Some of the highlights from March 20-26 include ...

• Sandra Bullock's cheating husband Jesse James' mistresses just keep coming out of the woodwork. First, that Nazi Michelle McGee. Then Melissa Smith, then Brigitte Daguerre, then an unnamed fourth. It's like he's a poor man's ...
• Tiger Woods admitted he did pretty bad things. Adult film star Devon James says she was one of them. His friend, Bryon Bell, may have served as his unofficial affair coordinator. No wonder Elin wears a chastity belt made of spikes.
• Michael Jackson bodyguard Alberto Alvarez accused Dr. Conrad Murray of not only hiding Propofol, but stopping CPR on the pop superstar to do so.
• V.P. Joe Biden drops an f-bomb on health care reform.

The classy women of Jesse James keep piling up.

• Following offensive images in a video, Akon is banned by Sir Lanka.
• Crystal Bowersox (obvs) and Lee DeWyze shined on American Idol.
• Only three months early, hype is really starting to build for Eclipse.
  
• Facing foreclosure, Octomom received a timely bailout from PETA.
• Awkward for Jason Trawick: Britney Spears' mom may move in.
• LOL moment of the week: Heidi Montag wanting to act for real.
• Random Twitter feud of the week: Chris Brown and Soulja Boy.
• Random celeb diss of the week: Justin Bieber to Mariah Carey.

These hot, gossip-friendly couples are no longer.

• Couple news: Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sparking rumors of cheating on his part (January Gessert) and a new man for her (Wayne Bridge). Elsewhere, Jon Gosselin was finally dumped by Morgan Christie.
• Wedding bells: Congratulations, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher!
• Baby news: None ... except for rumors Jay-Z got Beyonce pregnant.
• Police blotter: Jason Wahler was nailed for DUI (again); Suge Knight is wanted for robbing and beating the crap out of Yukmouth; Gilbert Arenas dodged a bullet (eh, eh?) in his weapons case; Police seek missing Ben Roethlisberger footage; Audrina Patridge's stalker was told to get help.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Below, our staff takes a look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from March 13-19 include ...

• Jesse James has been accused of cheating on Sandra Bullock, who supposedly moved out over the rumors. The woman in question? Michelle McGee, a tattoo model, mother of two, quasi-porn star, and apparent Nazi supporter.
• Tiger Woods announced a return date to golf (April 8), but it was a slew of Tiger Woods text messages he allegedly sent to porn star mistress Joslyn James that made news. We are talking depraved, violent, messed up stuff.
• John Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, posed for some half-naked GQ pictures. She later said she was "repulsed" by those same half-nude GQ pics. Moron.

Looks like marriage trouble for Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Trouble by the name of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, a tattoo model, porn star and James' alleged mistress.

• Heidi Montag briefly hired some psychic "healer" manager nut.
• Omer Bhatti claims to be the parent of Michael Jackson's kids.
• Crazy Jewish extremists want Bar Refaeli to dump Leo ASAP.
• Adam Lambert appearance of the week: Glamming up Tokyo.
• Awkward Ke$ha comment of the week: Breast-feeding Bieber.
• Siobhan Magnus ruled American Idol; Lacey Brown got booted.
• Miley Cyrus hates her critics ... and the Internet ... and teen girls, and country music, and Hannah Montana, and Twitter, and celebrity gossip, and ...
• Britney Spears and Jason Trawick totally broke up ... or are just on and off ... or are totally still together, putting on a united front. Who knows anymore!

These beauties are both back on the market!

• Couple news: Jennifer Love Hewitt nixed the Jamie Kennedy phase; Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split; David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman are engaged; And, like, OMG, Demi Lovato is dating Joe Jonas!
• Baby news: Kevin Costner is expecting baby #7; Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting #2; Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson are pregnant as well.
• Police blotter: DMX is staying in jail (at least until Dr. Drew intervenes); Lady Gaga is being sued; Jason Wahler was arrested; Perez is in more hot water.
• R.I.P.: Guitar legend Alex Chilton passed away, as did actors Peter Graves and Fess Parker. Corey Haim was laid to rest in a private funeral in Canada.

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