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We all know what game cities we'd love to live in.

I personally would love to live in Myst. True, you'd spend all your time trying to figure out the puzzle in order to open your bedroom but still, it'd be entertaining. 

However, it's probably more entertaining to discuss the WORST game cities to live in. 

Let's turn to the guys from Why We're Single to get things started.

They've got some great cities there. Of course, being a chick, I disagree with Mushroom Kingdom. Only three other women really in the entire town? Sounds like a target rich environment!

While I do like their list, I think they missed some big ones, including:

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Yesterday we got a nice little tidbit of the upcoming Watch Dogs with this Aisha Tyler trailer. While that was enjoyable, a real gameplay trailer is always better.

Check out the newest Watch Dogs gameplay trailer below!

There is a good reason it's one of the most anticipated upcoming games. Simply put, it looks amazing. Hopefully the storyline is as strong as the graphics because this is one you can easily see spending a lot of hours with.

Watch Dogs will be released on November 19th for all current generation consoles. The release date for next gen consoles has not been announced yet.

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A Florida police sergeant has resigned after posting nearly 300 graphic photos of herself on the Internet as part of the virtual game Red Light Center.

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Some of the lewd pictures featured her in uniform. She also admitted to sending the images to her lover using police computers and while on duty.

Sgt. Penny Dane of the Daytona Beach P.D. "admitted she accessed and sent sexually explicit pictures as part of an online game called Red Light Center."

"[The photos were] extremely pornographic in nature, and in several of the photos we have discovered, she was in her uniform," Police Chief Mike Chitwood said.

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Aisha Tyler, voice of Lana Kane in Archer, is no stranger to the video game world. Sometimes that is not a good thing.

At this year's Ubisoft E3 presentation, she proved to be more of a distraction than a help with horrible scripted interactions and well, frankly she was annoying. 

Enter this Watch Dogs trailer featuring Tyler. Whether or not it is an official trailer, that's up for debate, but it is still amusing. Check it out below!

Obviously not using graphics from a next-gen, but it still gets the job done. I love you Aisha Tyler, but I think Ubisoft fans are right to be pleased with this turn of events.

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No matter what you accomplished today, prepare to feel inadequate. 

YouTuber, guizdp, put together this amazing recreation of the original Donkey Kong for NES using stop motion photography. It is truly a sight to behold.

Be honest, who else immediately thought "there is no way that cartridge is going to work despite blowing on it" the minute he picked the game off the shelf?

The fact that guizdp was able to "play" Donkey Kong better using plastic bead art than a good number of people playing the actual game? That's impressive. 

Now I'm off to watch these Bioshock Infinite DLC trailers just to get the Donkey Kong music out of my head.

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Fans of Bioshock infinite have been waiting for the first DLC to drop and today is that day! 

Check out the Clash in the Clouds DLC trailer below!

So four new maps, new bosses, new adventures... all for 400 Microsoft points or $4.99! If you opted in for the XBox Live update beta then you've already ditched Microsoft points and are ready to hand over your $4.99.

Clash in the Clouds is included in the Bioshock Infinite Season Pass as well so if you bought that, you are good to start downloading.

But that's not all the news from Bioshock Infinite today. You are going to want to click through the jump to see what else is in store.

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No, this has nothing to do with Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Instead this new game is based off the Nickelodeon cartoon which isn't horrible. 

This game however? It looks worse than horrible. 

Check out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game trailer below!

I just can't even find the words. The animation appears to be imported from 1996. I fully expected to see that stupid Natalya from Golden Eye getting stuck in a door. 

When there is an 8-bit mini-game on your cartoon's site that has better graphics and looks to have more entertaining gameplay, things are not good. Certainly not something you'd expect from Activision.

This is a four player co-op side scroller that has no firm release date yet, just sometime in 2013.

I don't suppose a release date really matters though, as it would probably be best to just skip this game and wait for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows which is due out on August 28th.

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If the woman attacked by gang of cats story was the funniest of the day so far, this Neil Gaiman story is easily the best. Well, to geeks like myself at least.

Legendary writer, Neil Gaiman, is bringing his talents to the world of gaming with Wayward Manor!

The quality of storytelling in games has gone in waves through the years. For awhile you'd pick up a game and just couldn't wait to get to the next chapter to see what happens next in the story. Then there were years where the only option really was to shoot everything in sight.

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Everyone has been wondering what it would take for the Kanye West beating of paparazzi incidents to end. Apparently it's a wormhole to the year 3030.

Thanks to RPGMaker, someone out there has made a Kanye West video game where you play as the infamous rapper. This is not a joke people, this is real life.

Check out the Kanye Quest 3030 trailer below!

I never realized, until this moment, how badly I wanted to play as Kanye West in a Pokemon-esque rap battle with a Tupac Shakur clone. I can't express how happy I am that this can really happen.

Even better? You can download the game from the Kanye Quest 3030 tumblr page and be playing in a matter of minutes. 

No word yet on when the Kim Kardashian DLC comes out.

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Lego has a lot of irons in the fire this summer with the The Lego Movie trailer being released, the news that there will be a Lego game based on that movie, as well as their new Lego Marvel game coming out.

Understandably, people are confusing the three. This Lego Marvel Super Heroes trailer is for the game in which The Avengers come to your console and cause brick breaking fun. 

The chance to play as Hulk, Rhino, or Colossus? How about Juggernaut and Kingpin? Sign me up.

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