Vida Guerra
Gossip

We know, we know: who doesn't wanna see Vida Guerra nude?

Of course, it's one thing for celebrity gossip fans to clamor for naked pictures of this FHM model, but TMZ is reporting that a cop offered to nix a parking ticket made out to Guerra and friends in exchange for lewd, Antonella Barba-like pics.

Speaking about the incident, West Hollywood Parking Enforcement officer L. Salgado told Vida's friends: "You got a naked picture of her, we make the price stay right."

He added: "Take some pictures back to the station … naked pictures, man. The price will cut. May be worth it."

Vida Guerra naked pics will get this vixen off… from illegal parking charges.

Supposedly, the city is investigating the shady scenario.

But, hey, it could be worse: Salgado could have asked for nude photos of both Guerra and another FHM model, Diora Baird.

We don't claim to be celebrity fashion experts, but we'd rate the Vida Guerra outfit below a solid 10 out of 10.

It's the sort of get-up you'd expect Victoria Beckham to wear, but we're glad Guerra is doing so instead. She also has giant boobs, but an actual pretty, non-plastic face. How refreshing.

Similar to Diana Chiafair, Vida is known mostly for modeling in FHM. It's not hard to see why...

Supermodel Vida Guerra has a prominent rapper in her sights.

And she's claiming that he's gay.

Vida brought her ample ass and attitude alike to "Tha Goodfellas Radio Show" on Los Angeles' 93.5 KDAY and attempted to blast back at The Game, who had earlier called her a "music video ho," among other insults.

The protege of 50 Cent and Eminem blasted Guerra with that jibe and other profane remarks in his hit song, "Wouldn't Get Far."

Unfortunately for MC Vida, she decided to exact her revenge in rap form. TMZ reports that, in a Kevin Federline-esque monotone, she blasted:

"Wednesday is male strip night so I don't hear from Game... Don't know why you're texting me 'cause women ain't your preference."

Oh. No. She. Didn't. Regardless of whether Game rides the Hershey Highway, this is just the latest in a string of hip-hop feuds involving the rapper, who has also traded barbs with 50 Cent and the son of late rap legend Eazy-E.

Vida Guerra claims that someone once hacked her cell phone. Who knows if the Game, who has professed his love for Britney Spears in the past, is behind it!

Regardless, this sure beats any feud involving Donald Trump in terms of entertainment value. No offense meant to his Hairness, but come on.