Recently, a couple of The Hollywood Gossip’s favorites, Victoria Beckham and Victoria Beckham Lite, a.k.a. Katie Holmes, attend the opening party for the new Giorgio Armani Avenue Montaigne boutique in Paris, France.

OR DID THEY?

Were the real celebrities themselves on hand for the gala, or are these wax figure impostors? You decide in this edition of Real or Wax …

Victoria Beckham & Katie Holmes: Real or wax?

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The Hills are alive with the sound of cash registers.

Unlike Victoria Beckham’s dVb collection - which is now on the sale rack at Loehmann’s - Heidi Montag’s clothing line Heidiwood has completely sold out at the Robertson Blvd. boutique Kitson.

Memo to Posh Spice: Guess it’s easier to sell crappy $40 jeans than crappy $250 ones. Drop the price of dVb offerings by, say, $200 and try again! Then maybe you can be in the same league as Heidi Montag!

NOTE: We can’t believe we just wrote that, either.

Sadly for those of you seeking to wear Heidi Montag-inspired clothes right this minute, Kitson won’t be getting a new shipment of Heidi’s line until the summer or fall collection comes out.

Thanks to People magazine, as usual, for this collection of some of the funniest and most most memorable celebrity quotes from the past week …

“She looks at me and says, ‘Nice top shelf.’ That was one of the greatest days of my life.” - Justin Timberlake on Madonna

“He’ll have to restrain his hair.” - A Waffle House employee, on Kid Rock

“Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!” - Victoria Beckham on the way to wear jeans

“You always want to point out the elephant in the room.” - Jim Carrey, dressed as an Dr. Seuss’ Horton the Elephant, on American Idol

“She knew her lines better than me.” - How I Met Your Mother’s Josh Radnor, on Britney Spears‘ visit to the set

“I had to face some difficult spending decisions and I’ve had to conduct sensitive diplomacy. That’s called planning for a wedding.” - President George W. Bush

“I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful!”
- Marcia Cross, reminiscing about pregnancy

“A little later on I’ll be at the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament, of course. That’s if it doesn’t conflict with my women’s basketball games that I go to.” - Ellen DeGeneres, leaving a message for Rep. Sally Kern of Oklahoma

“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster.” - Ashley Dupre

We love the state of Oklahoma.

Our favorite celebrity, Carrie Underwood is from there, as are more than three million wonderful, honest-to-goodness, hard-working Americans.

We’ll give them a mulligan on Sally Kern.

Our point is that we love Oklahoma and mean no offense by the photos below … we just had to pass along this funny creation of Planet Hiltron.

Follow the link to that site for many more doctored photos like these, which morph some of our favorite celebrities into honorary “Oklahomans” …

ABOVE: A frighteningly realistic, Oklahoma-style Britney Spears - ding, dang, y’all! - and a permed-up Ashlee Simpson. BELOW: Oklahoma Tom Cruise (nice pants, guy) and his close friends and neighbors, David and Victoria Beckham.

Victoria Beckham is the latest celebrity to star in Marc Jacobs’ charitable campaign against skin cancer.

The plastic wife of David Beckham is seen here in a $35 t-shirt that bears the slogan “Protect The Skin You’re In” and benefits New York University’s The Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group.

Other stars that have appeared in this campaign include Hilary Swank, Selma Blair, Julianne Moore and Christy Turlington.

Victoria Beckham sleeps in the nude.

This doesn’t exactly come as a shock, given her propensity for displaying her large breasts in public. And besides, she’s married to David Beckham.

“You don’t sleep with David Beckham,” the 33-year-old Posh Spice tells Elle magazine. “I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him every night!”

Amen to that, Posh. Heck, if we got into bed with a nude David Beckham every night, we would probably feel the same way. Okay, moving on now.

If anyone can pull off sleeping naked, Victoria Beckham is that person. Seriously, those are some big breasts. Wow. They are surprisingly covered up here, however.

The Beckhams and their three young sons moved to Los Angeles this summer when her soccer superstar husband signed a big contract to play with the L.A. Galaxy, which is apparently a professional soccer team in the United States.

She is now enjoying her time with on newly reunited Spice Girls tour.

“I wanted my children to see that Mummy was a pop star,” she says. “It was the last opportunity for them to stand in a crowd full of people Girls.”

Despite her love for sleeping in the nude, Victoria Beckham says she was never a “natural” when it comes to singing or performing.

“It became very obvious from the beginning that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress,” she says. “You know, I’ve never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.”

The Spice Girls kicked off their reunion tour last night in Vancouver.

A certain Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder was among those in attendance, although most screams heard throughout the evening were actually not directed at David Beckham for a change.

Great Britan’s The Sun reviewed the concert and said reported that Posh Spice “was her fabulous self” and even sang a few short solos; Melanie Chisholm (Sporty Spice) was the strongest singer; and Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) “looked just as bubbly and blonde as ever.”

The newspaper also reported that Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) performed her solo hit remake of “It’s Raining Men,” while Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) showed off some post-Dancing with the Stars gyrations during her solo performance of Lenny Kravitz’s “Are You Gonna Go My Way.”

“Just as it was ten years ago, the show wasn’t about great singing or dancing. But it was about great entertainment,” The Sun wrote. “And the girls delivered the spice.”

Almost as well as the paper delivered that pun.

You can’t exactly call this a nipple slip, but Victoria Beckham can’t seem to be photographed without her nipples / large breasts as the focal point.

Perhaps this is why she brought along a new accessory to divert attention. Yes, that’s little Cruz Beckham with mom at The Grove outdoor mall Monday. Now that is one cute celebrity baby… er, toddler. Eat your heart out, Sean Preston.

Maybe Victoria has been watching Lucy Pinder or her new pal Dita Von Teese get naked a little too often.  Regardless, how cute is Cruz Beckham!? Awww.

Attention tourists in Paris: Run for cover!

Victoria Beckham and her pointed nipples are on the attack. No one is safe.

Come on, Posh Spice, cover those things up. You’re gonna poke someone’s eye out.

At least Lucy Pinder can calmly talk about her giant boobs without looking like an evil robot.

Chalk this up in the “photos of celebrities The Hollywood Gossip loves but never thought we’d ever see hanging out together” category!

Victoria Beckham is a celebrity best known for being married to metrosexual hunk and part-time soccer player David Beckham. And for having giant boobs.

Marilyn Manson’s ex-wife is known mostly for her burlesque dancing, nude sexual photos in martini glasses and stripping, as well as for a recent PETA campaign.

Here, Dita Von Teese and the former Posh Spice leave the Ritz Hotel and head to the Chanel fashion show at the Grand Palais in Paris.

Victoria Beckham. Dita Von Teese. Together at last.

When celebrities and hotties of this caliber collide, we can only wonder: Which one would you rather… take out to dinner? And which hot body do you prefer?