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Verne Troyer just can’t catch a break.

First, the Ranae Shrider sex tape gets leaked. Now the new chick he's dating goes and starts cheating on him with Jason “Wee Man” Acuna of Jackass fame.

Canadian model Dominique Arganese was last seen locking lips with Verne in Vegas, but New York Post gossipers are claiming they recently saw her getting it on with Jason “Wee Man” Acuna - the wild, crazy, skateboarding Jackass star.

At an even four feet, he's a foot taller than Verne Troyer. Does that give him a complex when both are technically... little? Just some food for thought.

The skanky ways of Dominique Arganese are still relatively little-known, but they helped get her a job in Vegas, performing in an up-and-coming show.

Her new boss, Jeff Beacher, summing up Vegas as well as anyone ever has, stated that “[Dominique] is of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show.”

Is Dominique Arganese following in the sex tape-laden footsteps of Ranae Shrider?

According to reports, this Canadian model is somehow dating diminutive actor Verne Troyer. The two have been spotted together in Las Vegas, looking cozy and "in love," a source says.

Based on the photo below, Arganese appears to be more of a fan of Sarah Palin than Troyer. After all, if she likes holding big guns, how can she be happy holding something so little in bed?

Dominique Arganese doesn't speak English very well. Maybe that explains how she was convinced to date Verne Troyer.

Might a new Verne Troyer sex tape be in the works?

The actor best known for his role as Mini-Me - and as the bedroom partner of Ranae Shrider - looks to be moving on from his doomed relationship and into the arms of... whatever Las Vegas dancer will have him.

Verne Troyer lacks a poker face.

Sorry, folks. You haven't heard the last about a naked Verne Troyer giving it to ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider.

While it may soon be removed due to legal issues, copies of the sex tape involving this former couple are now available online.

Take a look at the following images - continued on this article's jump - from it now and decide for yourself if you wanna purchase it*...

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Ranae Shrider may have tossed Verne Troyer around physically.

But the the sex tape star's lawyer is really giving it to the tiny actor verbally.

As reported by TMZ, Keith Davidson refers to Troyer as "a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity."

Come on, Mr. Davidson, tell us how you really feel!

"Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions."

It's time to choose a side, America: Are you on Team Ranae or Team Verne?

Verne Troyer's ex is firing back at the 2'8" actor after he accused her of emotional and physical abuse in a $20 million lawsuit filed yesterday.

"This lawsuit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp," Holly Bannon, a rep for Ranae Shrider, said in a statement.

"The claim is, in our opinion, a shamelessly transparent attempt to generate as much publicity as he can from his less than average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru."

Now that's a low blow. Even more so than the kind she's used to.

Thursday, lawyers for Verne Troyer said he feared for his safety after Shrider beat him, dropped him and, another time, held him against his will.

Troyer's lawyer said, in what may be the celebrity quote of the year: "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."

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As if this developing story couldn't get any weirder, Verne Troyer is now suing Ranae Shrider for allegedly beating the hell out of him.

In a lawsuit which will be filed in Federal court soon, Troyer is accusing Shrider of intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery.

Verne's lawyer, Ed McPherson, tells celebrity news site TMZ, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."

Well, it's hard to argue with that.

Others are being sued here as well, including some lawyer who allegedly tried to broker a deal for the sale of the Verne Troyer sex tape.

In the lawsuit, Verne Troyer basically says Ranae Shrider terrorized him.

Once, she even picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block it, and threw him on the floor. Ouch.

The price of the damages Ranae Shrider did to him? A paltry $20 million. We'll see if Verne's lawsuit holds up or if he takes another (legal) beating ...

Sorry, folks. You may never see Verne Troyer nude.

The small actor has dropped his $20 million suit against celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt and an adult film distributor, after they agreed not to market a video of him getting it on with Ranae Shrider.

"We got what we wanted: a permanent injunction," attorney Edwin F. McPherson told The Los Angeles Times.

Fortunately, for everyone that wanted to see people as random as Troyer or Shrider in the buff, there's always Susie Feldman in this month's Playboy issue.

Sorry, folks. This is the most action you'll get to see between Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer.

We've already heard Ranae Shrider's sorded side of the sex tape story with Verne Troyer.

Now, the diminutive actor has opened up to E! Online about his life, ex-girlfriend and a certain leaked, intercourse-laden video...

On the sex tape's release: “I feel like I have no privacy. Just because people are seeing something that was meant to be between me and her. That's the biggest reason that I'm, you know, trying to stop the tape from being released.”

On the legal process: “I’ve been, for the past two weeks, three weeks probably, spending a lot of money to fight this. I have my lawyer, and he’s doing a great job."

On dumping Ranae Shrider: “I broke up with her in the middle of June; it was something probably to do with that. It was basically when she decided to give the tape away. I highly doubt that she thought that would get me back with her. Ransom or something."

On his current relationship with Shrider: “She's still in the house. I saw her when I left today, and she was calling me names and stuff… so I can't get away from it."

That's too bad. But due to the subprime mortgage lending crisis, it's not surprising that Shrider can't find a home of her own.

Attention, Jessica Simpson: You have competition in the attention whore department!

Ranae Shrider - who has already sworn in court that she was behind the Verne Troyer sex tape leak - is now selling stories of herself and the diminutive actor to any publication that comes knocking.

No snarky comments on our part can do justice to the following words, given to Great Britain's News of the World in an interview. So we'll just quote the gold digger directly:

On Almost Drowning Verne Troyer: "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly, I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him.

Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer on their first date. Who could have guessed this would have led to a sex tape years later?

Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!' I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne's size it was like he'd fallen into the deep end of a swimming poolâ€"and he CAN'T swim.

I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn't believe I'd tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat."

On Troyer's Obsession with Himself: "Without a doubt there's nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby.

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