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Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Twittering up a storm these days.

That's nothing new, but it's the way they're praising Jesus and claiming to reject the fame they’ve so eagerly sought out that causes our eyes to roll:

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  • From Spencer Pratt: “my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!”
  • From Heidi Montag: “get ready for Jesus coming back! watchout for the antichrist and the mark of the beast! this is the chip they want to put in you!”
  • From Spencer Pratt again later: “i have wasted so much time and energy on fame and pop culture with nothing but millions of haters to show for it!”

Are these two serious?

The plastic pair hit up a conservative radio show, hosted by Alex Jones, to speak about their "awakening" towards something called “the New World Order.”

Spencer Pratt revealed that he feels 9/11 was an "inside job," that the idea that global warming exists is "mind boggling" and other interesting thoughts.

Heidi then made the following comments:

Speidi clearly hates fame so hard. They are all about Jesus.

“I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick."

"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it has morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him."

"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body."

"How most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children."

"The population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”

Uhhhhh.

Are these two possibly for real, or is this just another attempt by The Hills' gruesome twosome to generate more media attention in any way possible?

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In the funniest revelation from the Twitter universe than Brody Jenner drunk dialing aid money to African children, Katy Perry Twittered "I'm gonna live bitches! A big F U goes out to the flu. U may have taken me down for a couple days but I'm back..."

Katy Perry then posted the following photo of herself nude and eating pizza. Good to see the singer pampering herself while sick as well as one can ...

Katy Perry Naked

While it may not be as revealing as the last photo of Katy Perry nude that surfaced on the Internet, this one is actually her. It's got that going for it. Yummy.

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Let's face it, we've all have had a couple of drunken nights and phone calls we wish we could have back. For Lindsay Lohan, this probably applies to most nights.

But when Brody Jenner got so drunk the other night and began making phone calls he didn't remember until later the following day, only good things happened.

The following post on his Twitter page speaks for itself ...

Brody Twitter

In a subsequent Tweet, Brody Jenner later explained his heartfelt motivations:

"I had just ordered room service and while waiting I saw a infomercial and a little kid in Africa was eating dirt so I picked up the phone."

So basically, he's a moron ... with a heart of gold!

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An encounter with the Black Eyed Peas early this morning in Canada left Perez Hilton assaulted and calling for help via Twitter, according to the blogger.

Instead of calling Toronto police, Perez Hilton appears to have used his TMobile Sidekick to go on Twitter and get his followers to call the cops for him.

He posted this Tweet for help a few hours ago: “I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.”

Then: “I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Then: "Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel."

Then: "I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."

The cops eventually did show up, and are reportedly investigating.

What actually happened between these two remains unclear.

From will.i.am's account, Hilton was rude to Fergie and will.i.am confronted him. Hilton then called will.i.am a f*ggot and a Black Eyed Peas fan beat Hilton up.

Hours later, Will.I.am created his own Twitter account of his own to respond to Hilton's accusations, writing his side of the story: "i just made a twitter account because it isnt cool for someone to blame you and blast you with lies..."

will.i.am then linked to a response video where he denied ever hitting the blogger (below, be forewarned in watching it that it contains graphic language).

“I was the one that came to him with respect, and he was the one who called me a f*ggot outside the club," will.i.am said in the video. “Sounds like somebody wants mad attention and is not really concerned about his health.”

“Shame on you, shame on your behavior, and that’s just messed up."

Perez Hilton responded, saying: “There are multiple witnesses. You can deny all you want. The truth is the truth and I am telling the truth.”

Here's will.i.am's video response. Who do you believe?

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Bored senseless with no career to speak of, Lindsay Lohan posts a lot of inane things on Twitter, including pictures of herself in various stages of undress.

But she did not Tweet judgment on Justin Timberlake, she claims.

Earlier this week, a Justin-related Tweet on Lindsay's page read "where's jb cheater" also had a so-dark-you-can't-see-anything picture attached to it.

That photo purportedly showed the pop-R&B star living it up on the dance floor at an NYC hot spot. Not that you can tell what's going on at all in it.

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HOW TWEET IT IS: The message in question, from "sevinnyne6126" to Justin Timberlake. Of course, "jb" refers to Timberlake's girlfriend Jessica Biel.

In any case, Lindsay Lohan says she didn't do it, and claims that the accusatory Tweet was authored by an impostor who somehow hacked her account.

"I don't Twitter about my personal life," the former actress wrote on (obviously) Twitter. "Let alone someone else's life! I learned my lesson some time ago."

"Stop trying to get onto my Twitter page whoever you are! Its extremely creepy!!!" the ex-girlfriend of Samantha Ronson pleaded, followed moments later by, "Just trying to clear the air! I'm tired of changing my password every other day!"

Just STFU and stick to posting topless pics of yourself on there, Linds. Go with what you're good at, and most familiar with. That way you'll never go wrong.

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Do you believe that Lindsay Lohan's Twitter was hacked?

 

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Speidi, take notice. Lilo is taking desperation and attention-grabbing to new lows.

Not to mention boredom. Crazy girl really must not have much in the way of work.

As if the Lindsay Lohan crotch shot (fear the firecrotch!) while exiting a London cab two weeks ago wasn't enough, the star (term used loosely) was apparently pretty bored yesterday and posted a topless photo of herself on Twitter.

Topless Lindsay Lohan: Hot? Not? Coked up and slutty? All of the above?

This wasn't even a spontaneous thing, in which she was walking around with no shirt and decided to share it with the world. We could easily see Lindsay doing this.

No, this is an old school Lindsay Lohan topless picture, meaning she was REAL bored and scrolling through old topless pics of herself, looking to post one online.

Samantha Ronson needs to smack some sense into her wife.

In case you were wondering, this gem was taken on the set of one of the "actress'" greatest career milestones - remember the Fornarina commercial?

If you don't, boy are you in luck. We've posted it for you below. And while we still can't tell you what the hell Fornaria even is, this speaks for itself ...

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As the world holds its breath waiting for news of the missing Air France flight from Rio de Janeiro to Paris, everyone is searching for answers.

Fear not, though. Stephanie Pratt is on the case.

The Hills star and painful sister of Spencer Pratt just summoned all 70 of her I.Q. points to Twitter this ridiculous nonsense: "I really dont think its the result of a lightning strike... Why is my gut thinking it was a terrorist act."

Steph Pratt

An Air France Airbus A330 with 228 people on board disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean early Monday morning after suffering multiple breakdowns during a fierce electrical storm on a flight from Rio de Janeiro to Paris.

The flight is feared lost after it encountered an electrical storm with very heavy turbulence and lost radar contact about 15 minutes later.

It is a tragic, and terrifying event. Our thoughts are with everyone involved.

But come on, Stephanie Pratt. How big a moron are you? Some people should have their Twitter accounts - and reality TV contracts - permanently revoked.

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Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou are proud parents of a new baby boy.

We know this because the fashion designer actually fired off a few messages on her Twitter account during child birth.

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"It's time!! No turning back! At hospital in labor right now!!," she wrote, topping that Tweet a short while later with: "Having contractions now! Ooo- wee! It's like WHOA! Love & Light, KLS."

It's not just like "WHOA!" It's also like: isn't there a problem in society when, in the middle of life's most miraculous, memorable event, one takes the time to share it with complete strangers? Isn't there something to be said for privacy at times like this?

Thank goodness Kimora Lee Simmons took this photo of herself while in labor. Otherwise, complete strangers might have had no idea what she looks like in a hospital gown.

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It's a question asked often by Christians:

What would Jesus do?

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While we don't claim to be experts on the long-haired Messiah, we have a feeling he'd tell Miley Cyrus to shut the heck up.

In a recent Twitter post, Cyrus compared Jesus to both a first aid balm and an expensive fashion company. To wit:

We don't know the identity of Twitter user "@jordanyup," but we do know that Neosporin is an antibiotic ointment that's used in the prevention of infection.

Let's hope Miley and Justin Gaston are using a lot more than it in their sex life, however. Otherwise, instead of asking what Jesus would do, Cyrus will be calling Bristol Palin for advice.

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Recent reports of a proposed Twitter reality show (we wish we were kidding) is not sitting well with two of the "social networking" tool's most famous users:

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

"I hope this isn't true," Demi wrote on Twitter in response to the planned Twitter series. "If it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!"

She added, "This would not be a smart move for Twitter!"

Her husband, Ashton Kutcher - the undisputed Twitter king with over two million followers - was equally disturbed by the idea of a TV series.

"Wow I hope this isn't true," the man known as AplusK wrote on his page. "I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a Twitter hiatus."

How tragic would that be? If he were no longer able to post a half-naked Demi Moore pic for the world to see, the world would be worse for it.

Without Twitter, would these two be forced to speak to each other?

As reported by Access Hollywood, Twitter is teaming up with two production companies to develop an unscripted show based on the site. The show would utilize Twitter, dispatching players on the trail of stars in an interactive, competitive format.

Kutcher said the planned show could create a safety concern for celebrities: "I don't want to be stalked!!! It's all fun and games until somebody gets stalked."

While it may seem like everyone is addicted to Twitter, some celebrities actually steer clear of the site. Kanye West, Ben McKenize, Drew Barrymore, Beyonce and Zac Efron, among others, don't wish to tell the world their every move.

"I don't have a Twitter, a MySpace or a Facebook or anything like that," Zac told People. "I kind of value in people not knowing where I am or what I'm doing."

He added that his Twitter updates wouldn't be worth posting, saying, "I'm on the toilet. Still on the toilet. Guys, dot-dot-dot, out of TP. Still on the toilet."

LOL, Zac. And Amen to that.

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