In LOL news, Samantha Ronson got hit with a drink over the weekend. In even more LOL news, Lindsay Lohan is supposedly retiring from the club scene.

No word if she'll come out of retirement in about nine hours.

Posted in: LOL

A wise person somewhere once said that Twitter was more or less invented for narcissistic stars to post topless photos of themselves. And we're all for it.

It's fitting, in a way, that Lady Gaga took to the social media venue to get naked too, since every other time we see her, we talk about her outrageous outfits.

Posted in: Lady Gaga

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@cougar_prey