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It's a question asked often by Christians:

What would Jesus do?

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While we don't claim to be experts on the long-haired Messiah, we have a feeling he'd tell Miley Cyrus to shut the heck up.

In a recent Twitter post, Cyrus compared Jesus to both a first aid balm and an expensive fashion company. To wit:

We don't know the identity of Twitter user "@jordanyup," but we do know that Neosporin is an antibiotic ointment that's used in the prevention of infection.

Let's hope Miley and Justin Gaston are using a lot more than it in their sex life, however. Otherwise, instead of asking what Jesus would do, Cyrus will be calling Bristol Palin for advice.

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Recent reports of a proposed Twitter reality show (we wish we were kidding) is not sitting well with two of the "social networking" tool's most famous users:

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

"I hope this isn't true," Demi wrote on Twitter in response to the planned Twitter series. "If it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!"

She added, "This would not be a smart move for Twitter!"

Her husband, Ashton Kutcher - the undisputed Twitter king with over two million followers - was equally disturbed by the idea of a TV series.

"Wow I hope this isn't true," the man known as AplusK wrote on his page. "I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a Twitter hiatus."

How tragic would that be? If he were no longer able to post a half-naked Demi Moore pic for the world to see, the world would be worse for it.

Without Twitter, would these two be forced to speak to each other?

As reported by Access Hollywood, Twitter is teaming up with two production companies to develop an unscripted show based on the site. The show would utilize Twitter, dispatching players on the trail of stars in an interactive, competitive format.

Kutcher said the planned show could create a safety concern for celebrities: "I don't want to be stalked!!! It's all fun and games until somebody gets stalked."

While it may seem like everyone is addicted to Twitter, some celebrities actually steer clear of the site. Kanye West, Ben McKenize, Drew Barrymore, Beyonce and Zac Efron, among others, don't wish to tell the world their every move.

"I don't have a Twitter, a MySpace or a Facebook or anything like that," Zac told People. "I kind of value in people not knowing where I am or what I'm doing."

He added that his Twitter updates wouldn't be worth posting, saying, "I'm on the toilet. Still on the toilet. Guys, dot-dot-dot, out of TP. Still on the toilet."

LOL, Zac. And Amen to that.

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Susan Boyle, the 48-year-old Scottish singer who has taken a nation by storm upon advancing to the final round on Britain’s Got Talent, hasn't won over the whole UK.

Despite Boyle's beating out seven other performers belting out "Memory" from the musical Cats to reach the finals, English songstress Lily Allen was unimpressed.

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"I thought her timing was off on Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday - no control," the 24-year-old songbird opined on her official Twitter page.

"And I don't think she has an amazing voice."

Allen then made a comment that appeared to suggest that Susan Boyle is a mere gimmick: "She can sing," she said, "but it's not about talent with her, is it?"

She "seems like a lovely lady but, if the show is about talent, then that [Shaheen Jafargholi] kid should win." Who do you think has got more talent in Britain?

The Britain’s Got Talent finale competition takes place this Saturday.

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NOTE: This is the first, and very likely last time you will ever see the words "dignified" and "Katie Price" grouped together in the same sentence.

The busty model known as Jordan says that's what she's been doing every since her split from Peter Andre was announced May 11 - keeping quiet.

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Katie Price says every story written about her separation from Peter Andre is a fabrication - and has been Tweeting up a storm about it, to boot.

Denying any and all quotes that have been passed along to the celeb gossip world, some of Price's non-statements via her Twitter page include:

  • Please dont believe everything you read in the press theres lots of newespapers an mags ill be sueing when im back
  • this is such a awful time for us an i really appreciate all your mesages an support
  • im still keeping a dignified silence i have made no comments they are made up im heartbroken i never wanted any of this we all miss pete
  • nobody can fool the public an i love that xxxx
  • mmmm i smell set up pictures
  • no ok mag made it up I HAVE DONE NO INTERVIEWS OR COMMENTS
  • im so glad people are seeing im not talking to press an my side is made up quotes it will turn an your see the truth
  • i swear on my life i have done no exclusive interviews or comments neither have my friends to any mag or paper

There you have it, folks, in all its misspelled, sporadic glory: NO COMMENT! Also no word on whether Katie Price has really been sex-free since 2007.

Yesterday, we reported that two weeks after the split, Jordan wants to reconcile with her estranged husband, but that he wants nothing of the sort.

We may soon find out the real story. Katie Price is set to appear on Jonathan Ross' show Friday in the UK to give her first post-breakup interview.

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Kris Allen may be a nice guy and a talented singer, but a handful of celebrities were clearly cheering on his American Idol competition.

From the rational to the oddly familial, here's how a few stars reacted to Adam Lambert's surprising loss last week.

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Actress Emmy Rossum looked on the bright side:

Ugly model Adrianne Curry blamed the gay haters:

And Crazy Joe Simpson reassured followers that their Papa is proud of Allen and Lambert:

How did you react when Allen won American Idol? Write in. Let us know!

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In a series of Twitter rants, John Mayer defended his dating of hot girls, then explained in detail why he is not a douche, but merely a "showbiz type."

Guy cares way too much about what people think for a guy who goes out of his way to act like he's laid back and doesn't care what people think.

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"I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't," the lame singer, who has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz, posted yesterday.

Mayer, who has recently been tied to aspiring actress Scheana Marie, explained the difference between "douches," "famewhores" and "showbiz types."

"'Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet," the douchebag opined.

"Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place," he says. "Except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much."

"So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry," he concluded.

"I'm a Showbiz Type. But I am not a douche!!"

We deeply disagree. How 'bout you? Tell us:

Is John Mayer a douchebag?

 

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For reasons unknown, Spencer Pratt decided to post his cell phone number on Twitter Wednesday night - and none other than Miley Cyrus rang him up.

"is it weird that @spencerpratt put up his "number" on twitter and i called? haha :)" the popular teenage Disney corporate drone later Tweeted.

Spencer Pratt cleverly replied on Twitter: "is it weird that I am secretly your biggest fan!!! I'm crushed I missed your call! I will be answering all day!"

The Hills villain later wrote: "i gave you my other cell phone number in direct message that way when you call Speidi will pick u up! i owe both you and justin... i owe you both the biggest milkshakes they can serve!"

Wow. We love third-person nickname reference of Speidi. Maybe he can freestyle about this scintillating Twitter exchange in his next rap song.

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Spencer also invited Miley and her Billy Ray Cyrus-look-alike boyfriend, Justin Gaston, on a double date with he and his plastic wife, Heidi Montag, after Miley complained about getting spammed from Spencer's "number."

"@mileycyrus let's double date you and @justinmgaston and Heidi and I! We can get millshakes!" Pratt said.

Miley Cyrus' response?

"im down! you owe me a milkshake anyhoo since i got suckered into calling your voicemail thing and now 'you' keep texting me ha," she said, adding:

"i'll just send my cell phone bill to you ;) love yall!"

You may officially be dumber for reading this, but you can at least happy that these two awesome couples will soon be sharing milkshakes together.

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And we thought Ashton Kutcher had too much time on his hands.

Lenny Kravitz is apparently giving him a run for his money as lamest user of Twitter, posting a naked photo of himself taken in a shower or urinal.

Why would he do this? Now that his relationship with Cynthia Rodriguez appears to have cooled off, maybe this is his way of making a play for her.

We have no clue what the motivation was, of course - but unlike last week's Cassie and Rihanna nude scandals, the origin of this pic is no mystery.

For whatever reason, Kravitz clearly posted it himself.

You're really not missing much if you skip it, but if seeing Lenny Kravitz nude is your cup of tea, follow the jump to peep the image in question ...

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In this day and age, Twitter can often tell all.

With that in mind, we can't help wondering if the relationship between Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston is going through a rough patch... and if said rough patch is a result of Miley cheating on her man!

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We'll let Gaston's most recent Tweets explain:

OMG, readers. Has Miley knowingly deceived Justin? Might the rumor of her and Nick Jonas rekindling their relationship not be so "stupidddd" after all?

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After taking a pre-honeymoon trip to Cabo San Lucas to film her latest crappy music video, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in L.A.

We know you were dying to know their whereabouts this second.

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Rest assured, the new bride is craving fast food – and saying some prayers for their well-being: "We landed!! Now I am just praying for health!"

That is what Heidi Montag – who wore a mask while in Mexico to fend off the swine flu epidemic – writes on her always-scintillating Twitter page.

NEWLYWEDS: After last weekend, Heidi and Spencer are legally married and free to continue dominating celebrity gossip websites as man and mostly-plastic wife.

She was "so sad to leave" Mexico, but The Hills star Twatted once again before boarding her flight, saying she's "ready to get out pig flue [sic] country."

Montag, upon landing at the airport (and being greeted by "crazy paps"), was "ready for some taco bell!" but took time to send out another Tweet about marriage: "Thank you God for another day of life!!! and for waking up as Mrs. Pratt!"

You are now officially dumber for reading this, and are free to return to your life. Oh, who are we kidding. We can't get enough either. Except for Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. We might have to draw the line somewhere.