Sorry, William Wallace. But there will be no freeeeeedom for Scotland.

Following a vote by nearly two million citizens, the country has chosen to remain a part of The United Kingdom, with 55 percent taking the anti-independence side and deciding their nation’s fate.

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In case you spend most of your time in a cave, with your fingers in your ears going, "La, la, la, la," the iPhone 6 was released today to much fanfare, and many tech geeks spending hours in line so that they can tweet about how much Apple sucks on a slightly bigger screen.

Because while people are all psyched about the specs on the new phones, they're equally pissed about the fact that Apple violated the sanctity of millions of iTunes accounts by forcing a new U2 album on an unsuspecting populace.

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The same day that video of Ray Rice attacking his fiancee in an Atlantic City elevator was released, MTV personality Nev Schulman addressed the scandal in what many considered to be an inappropriate fashion.

Schulman's tweet - which has since been deleted - includes a photo of him standing in an elevator with a caption reading, "There's no abuse in this elevator."

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The fatal shooting of unarmed teenager Michael Brown by a police officer in Ferguson, Missouri on Saturday has led to major unrest in this small midwestern town.

Clashes between cops and civilians reached especially dangerous levels last night, as authorities reacted to the racially-charged tension by dropping tear gas on protestors.

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