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Taking a few moments away from her Circus tour in Melbourne, Britney Spears shared some of her personal religious views on Twitter just minutes ago.

Apparently she gives herself every day to Lucifer, and eagerly awaits the arrival of a New World Order, presumably headed by Satan himself. Awesome.

Who knew the star felt so strongly about the end of democracy and freedom and the installation of a bureaucratic, collectivist one-world government?

Maybe they'll ban pants. Now that's a political platform we can see her getting behind. Here's a screen cap of Britney Spears' devil-worshiping Tweets:

Britney Devil Worship

Of course, this is likely the work of a hacker (it's happened to Britney before, with the focal point of her faux tweets being the size of her vicious lady parts).

At least we hope so. Otherwise our girl has been possessed and is not of sound mind, which could be very bad. It would be like 2007-2008 all over again.

UPDATE: The hijackers remain at large, but the situation has been fixed and Britney's Twitter now features the following explanation of her Satanic ways:

Brit Tweet 2

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Demi Lovato loves Joe Jonas... but only as a friend!

The young superstar has taken to her Twitter account to shoot down rumors of a romance between herself and her BFF. Demi writes:

Demi Lovato PCA Dress

"There's been a lot of rumors lately that I'm dating one of my best friends Joe. I can promise my entire career that I am not. It's unfortunate that some people out there are so desperate for attention that they have to make up gossip to keep their site alive.

"We've NEVER dated. He's incredible, but we don't have feelings for each other in that way. I love you guys, and I wouldn't lie about that."

Note to Lovato: have you seen Joe in a tanktop?!? You might wanna revise this relationship.

Just think of how many times you could get to first base - and only first base! - if you and Jonas dated. Let us know what you decide.

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Most things sound better when master thespian William Shatner recites it over soothing, melodic percussion. Levi Johnston's Twitter page (real or fake) is no exception.

Levi is furious over a skit on last night's Tonight Show in which Levi came off looking like a moronic, racially insensitive pothead ... by virtue of his own Twitter page.

His alleged Twitter page, anyway. The attorney for the future Playgirl centerfold is claiming that the outrageous Tweets Conan O'Brien attributed to Levi are fake.

Conan introduced the skit referencing Shatner's reciting of Sarah Palin's inane farewell speech over the summer, and saying who better than to read Levi's Tweets?

"All real ... we did not make these up," Conan added.

Among the Tweets read poetry-style by Shatner: "Anybody know where I can get some good weed?" "Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?" "Whats the deal with the taxi drivers not speaking English, is there a law against it?"

And: "You know you're a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis. LM ... AO."

His lawyer, Rex Butler, is not LMAO. He  is demanding a retraction from NBC, as well as from Twitter, saying that "I think they have an obligation once something like this happens to make some kind of corrective measure."

NBC has yet to comment. Here's the hilarious video in question ...

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Embattled and troubled star Lindsay Lohan has once again utilized her preferred means of communication - Twitter - to respond to leaked phone tape that surfaced late Wednesday after her father sought to "prove a point."

Her estranged dad, Michael Lohan, has been trying to get Lindsay to seek help for her problems. He accuses her mom and his ex, Dina, of covering up the truth.

The truth being that Lindsay is an addict who is spiraling out of control. Says he. To any celebrity gossip magazine or TV program that will pay attention. Sad.

Seriously, we're not disputing that Lindsay needs help, big time. But to flat out humiliate your daughter, who hates you as it is, isn't the best way to reach her.

Anyway, after the release of the tape, which depicted a hysterical, out of control Lindsay wailing, sobbing and begging for Michael's help, Lindsay was irate.

Here's what she had to say on her Twitter ...

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Below are Lindsay's Tweets about Michael's latest ploy for attention.

"Better to not even mention his name, he's a deadbeat dad. He's disgusting to do this. He doesn't deserve attention. He needs help.

the more you tweet about my ex father's antics, the more he will sell!

Please don't spread his cruelty, just ignore it because it really hurts my mom for me and my siblings. I'd feel the same if I were a mother.

she blames herself for staying w/him for so long, I'd beg her not to leave b/c he always threatened to kill her if she did

after disappearing, then coming home after being gone for several days while cheating on my mother & abusing substances.

Its so sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven't had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. In years. That is the truth. Xox

I just hope I can show others how to be strong through times & to be able to stand up for yourself and loved ones no matter what! :) *

Good news is, I haven't called him many times @ all - so, it will end sooner than later!!! LOL"

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She and Jon Gosselin may have broken up, or at the very least decided to take a break, as of late last week, but Hailey Glassman isn't back on the market.

At least not yet, according to her Twitter.

"I am semi-single, but definitely NOT YET ready to mingle," she wrote in response to rumors. "I need some Hailey time and regroup myself and my life."

Later, Hailey Glassman Twittered to The Hollywood Gossip exclusively that in the wake of the split, she's "now fearful of relationships, its unnecessary pain and stress in life" and "Eh some may say im Traumatized by this whole mess."

She added: "but you live and learn,and i learned i'm happier alone maybe and keeping relationships at a distance, I'm looking forward to therapy-LOL"

LOL, indeed.

Jon and Hailey Picture

Post-Jon Gosselin breakup, Hailey Glassman is making time for Hailey.

Earlier, Jon apparently experienced a surprise growth of brain cells and thanked his ex, who he credited for helping him see the error of his recent ways.

"Going home to see my kids, excited, but i'll miss Hailey," Jon Twittered. "She has made me realize I need to be an honest person/father for my kids."

That only took ... well, far too long.

Hailey, who made headlines last week with her comments to The Insider that Gosselin emotionally abused her during their relationship, appears to be moving on ... or at least focusing on other, simpler things in life for the time being.

After her comments on Jon, she Twittered a link to Rusted Root's 1994 hit "Send Me On My Way" and shared some thoughts on the World Series.

She's pro-Yanks. Nobody's perfect.

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Last week, The Hollywood Gossip introduced a new contest, by which readers were invited to follow THG on Twitter and enter to win a cool gift for free.

The prize? The extended version of Taylor Swift's new album, Fearless.

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We are happy to announce that WhoaaItsBree is our winner, selected at random. Congratulations! You will be contacted shortly to receive the prize!

Sorry we can only give out one prize, but good news; An all-new THG Contest is happening again this week, beginning today! Details to follow ...

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Hailey Glassman, the 22-year-old mess who became romantically linked to Jon Gosselin in May and dated him semi-exclusively for at least a few months, has a few words for her supporters - and her haters - in light of their recent breakup.

Of her polarizing appearance on The Insider last week, she wrote:

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

"I just want to thank everyone for their support. I was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world," she Twittered.

On The Insider, she detailed being "emotionally abused" by Jon Gosselin, who she described as really mean, and a guy who "has issues" with the truth.

Hailey Glassman says she's at peace with her reputation, whatever it is: "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment."

"Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements," she adds, with confidence.

REBOUND ROMANCE: Jon and Hailey simply weren't meant to last. This frequently happens when one party is a liar and fame whore who is married with eight kids.

As for what sparked the breakup, rumors suggest it was Jon's new mentor who put the reality star up to it, encouraging him to think about his children.

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, Gosselin's new spiritual advisor, said he plans to announce his breakup with Hailey at a Manhattan synagogue Sunday night.

"I advised him to end it with Hailey," Shmuley said. "The relationship is unacceptable when he is still married and has eight kids who are still hurting."

"It is not a healthy relationship."

She may not be a spiritual adviser, but Hailey has a mentor of her own: "2 be honest I got a lot of insight from the insider n Star Jones," she Twittered.

"She s a wonderful person who I admire 4 always being strong. much <3 at Star."

"Thanks so much for your insight and words of wisdom. I admire your strength. much <3 for you Jones :-). Your so funny and a great person!"

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Perhaps Miley Cyrus should return to Twitter after all.

We've lauded the singer's decision to delete her account and focus on actually enjoying her life, as opposed to keeping strangers up to date on the minutiae of it.

But is that kind of privacy worth the life of an adorable kitten?!? Allow us to explain:

An insane Miley Cyrus fan has created a website in which he threatens to kill a cat unless the star re-opens her Twitter account. We're not kidding.

.mileysavefuzzy.com/

Excerpts from the site - Mileysavefuzzy.com - include:

The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works...

I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized... I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me...

I've set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal!

The attention-starved, mentally unstable individual behind the site says every time Miley Tweets, Fuzzy's life will be extended by one week.

Is this a bluff? Quite possibly. But is it wort taking that risk? We don't think so.

Your lame, pointless Tweets are no longer about your ego, Miles. It's time to pull out that keyboard, alert fans to your favorite ice cream and help poor, defenseless Fuzzy.

She'd do the same for you.

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The NFL's Kansas City Chiefs have barred star running back Larry Johnson from all team activities as the club and league look into comments he made Monday.

In telling reporters to get away from him, Johnson used a slur that referred to gays. He used the same slur on Twitter in an exchange with one of his followers.

A day later, he used a gay slur again as he brushed off reporters and told them he had no comment, according to the Kansas City Star, which recorded this.

He has also posted demeaning remarks about Coach Todd Haley, questioning his authority. Yeesh. Now that's a lot worse than any Bob Griese taco comment.

Larry Johnson eludes a tackler. And basic social decency.

In a statement released through his agent, Johnson apologized for his remarks, though in the list of people to whom he apologized, he did not mention gays.

Last season, Herman Edwards, who was the Chiefs’ coach, benched Larry Johnson for three games for a then-unspecified violation of the team's rules.

Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended him for a fourth game for violating the NFL player-conduct policy in connection with incidents involving women in bars.

Johnson, who has 358 yards on 132 rushes and no touchdowns in 2009, was sentenced to two years’ probation after pleading guilty todisturbing the peace.

We'll see if he takes the field anytime soon this year.

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The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce another contest in which we give away free stuff to show appreciation for our readers. What's not to love about that?

This week's prize? Awesome music from Taylor Swift.

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The expanded edition of the singer's smash hit CD, Fearless, is being released today and features six new singles from the popular singer. It can be yours free!

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