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When it comes to the recent ransacking of Jon Gosselin's apartment, Hailey Glassman would like to quote Shaggy: It wasn't me!

In response to allegations that she broke into her ex's residence and destroyed its surroundings like Jon destroyed his marriage, Glassman Tweeted on Friday:

"FYI that apartment everyone calls Jon's apartment was my apartment as well. We split rent!"

As for Hailey's future behind bars - as promised by Gosselin's attorney over the weekend - Glassman's lawyer tells a very different story:

"I think Mr. Heller went too far, saying that she's going to jail... She's not a suspect. She has not been arrested," Stephanie Ovadia told E! News. "She did nothing wrong."

Ovadia admits that security footage shows his client hauling away valuable items such as a big-screen television, but: "She only took what was hers."

No word if Jon's dignity was on that list.

  • Hard Ass Hailey
  • STFU Jon!

Meanwhile, two (horrible) people from Jon's past spoke to E! about the events and are on Team Hailey. Take it away, Michael Lohan and Kate Major!

"Something sounds very fishy to me," said Major. "Jon should focus on getting his own life together and stop trying to ruin other peoples' lives."

Et tu, Mr. Lohan?

"I have come to know Hailey and I do know her attorney. Stephanie is one of the most integritous people I know, and I have never known Hailey to lie."

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Not that many years ago, Jessica Simpson was making hit records, starring in movies, and dominating gossip headlines as one of the hottest celebs around.

Now? She's posting Twitter videos of herself jamming candles in her ear.

You've probably stopped reading already, but if you're still around, this took place after Ken Paves told her putting a lit candle in her ear removes ear wax.

Ken is Jessica's BFF and hair stylist. He also has the most annoying laugh we've ever heard ... seriously, Kendra Wilkinson has just been dethroned there.

The funniest part? Jessica moaning like crazy. Is it because it's uncomfortable, or because the exploration of her ear with a warm, waxy substance just ...

Okay, that's enough. If you really have nothing better to do, watch it:

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Chris Brown, in the midst of a major comeback effort after spending most of 2009 dealing with the fallout from his assault on Rihanna, just released Graffiti.

You'd think this (and his 20/20 interview) would be the first major step toward closing the book on the grisly incident, but Brown says it's still haunting him.

He isn't happy with the distribution of his new album, and threw a temper tantrum on Twitter over the weekend regarding retailers refusing to carry the CD.

"Major stores blackballing my CD. Not stockin the shelves, lying to customers. What the f%*k do i gotta do," the singer said. "The industry can kiss my a$$."

Okay then.

Chris Brown Live in Concert

Chris Brown is telling us how he really feels.

Lest we believe he was kidding or just caught up in the moment: "WTF... yeah i said it and i aint retracting sh!t and im not biting my tongue about sh!t else." 

And finally, this message to the haters in the Twitterverse: "for those people who r constantly tweeting me wit bullsh!t.. hop off my ****.. ur life is pointless.

Despite his complaints, Brown's album was expected to sell about 100,000 copies by the time this week's Billboard chart is published, trailing only the second Glee music soundtrack and British sensation Susan Boyle's I Dreamed a Dream.

Perhaps he should go back to anger management counseling.

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When Tracy Page recently married Dana Hanna, he didn't kiss the bride like at those cliched weddings. Instead, he had higher-tech ways of making it official.

Guy whipped out his phone and updated his relationship status on Facebook, then Twittered about the glorious day for good measure, right from the altar.

He later wrote that it was just for laughs, and "we really don't Facebook THAT often," but it still shows far some people take this social networking thing ...

SIDE NOTE: Click here to follow THGossip on Twitter! Just But for the love of G*d, promise us you'll turn off your phone at any wedding. Including your own.

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It's little surprise that Tiger Woods' transgressions, i.e. AFFAIRS, which he admitted in an apologetic statement today, are the talk of the Twitterverse.

Having been linked to Rachel Uchitel, then Jaimee Grubbs, and now Kalika Moquin, Tiger has gone fro 0-100 mph in the tabloid world in an instant.

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Celebs, like the rest of us, are shocked by Woods' admission and have taken to Twitter to share their opinions on the embattled, living golf legend.

Here's what some of them had to say:

John Mayer: "I've got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he's lost a role model. What a shame."

Solange Knowles: "When mistresses go mad part 148,673... Money lost, career down the drain, death!!?? When will they ever learn?"

Adrianne Curry: "I missed the part where Tiger Woods&his fams personal business is any of yours?He's a GOLFER,not a Leave it to Lamas. get lives. There are plenty of whoring celebs that WANT you in their business, leave those who dont alone."

Maria Menounos: "Its horrible....but not surprised at all.guys-seriously-if you want someone else get out of your situation and do it the right way!"

Reggie Bush: For those of you who think Tiger "won't be the same" after this, you guys are crazy! He's maybe the single greatest athlete of our time! ... Doesn't make what he did right, but he's GOOD trust that! I'm specifically speaking on Sports not about his personal life! This will only drive him to be greater! Golfer's better watch out!!

Brody Jenner: [to Reggie Bush] I agree with you.

What did you think of Tiger Woods' apology earlier today? Is admitting what he did (vaguely) and asking for privacy enough?

 

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Just when you think Michael Lohan could not possibly stoop any lower in his unyielding quest for attention, the proverbial bar somehow falls even further.

Still, this maneuver is unbelievably low, even by the standards of a guy who records phone calls with his famous daughter and sells them to gossip sites: 

Michael Lohan threatened to commit suicide on Twitter!

Feeling sorry for himself and even more desperate than usual, M-Lo fired off the following Tweets (which have now been removed) Sunday night:

  • FIANCE JUST LEFT ME. MY WHOLE FAMILY HATES ME. I SPENT THANKSGIVING WITH MY MOM I JUST CANT DO ANY OF THIS ANY MORE
  • THE DEATH OF MY FATHER PUT ME IN A BLACK HOLE IDK WHAT TO DO
  • HEADING TO THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE
  • GOODBYE
  • @LINDSAYLOHAN LOVE YOU. B YE

So ... is Michael Lohan single again? Or alive, for that matter?

Whether Erin Muller really left Michael Lohan is unclear, but somehow we doubt he jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. Those railings are pretty high.

Not to mention the fact that while plunging to his death in New York Harbor would make for unbelievable PR, there's no way he could cash in on it.

Having a last-minute "change of heart" and selling interviews about how he almost ended it all, though? He can probably make money that way.

He may not have met his demise this Thanksgiving weekend, but there's no doubt where Mike's final destination is whenever he does bite the dust.

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In the grand scheme, lying about spending Thanksgiving with grandma while you're really snowboarding with pals isn't the worst thing a person can do.

Still, the fact that Jon Gosselin apparently did this is:

  1. Not at all surprising.
  2. Proof that he deserves our Turkey of the Year honor.

After Jon Tweeted that he was going to his "grandma's" for Thanksgiving, on-off girlfriend Hailey Glassman fired back on her account that this is BS ...

Hailey Tweet

Hailey to Jon: "lol-ur redic." Truer non-words have never been Tweeted.

Guess the "break" these two are on may not be so amicable. If reconciliation is imminent, there's little motivation to write this if you're Hailey Glassman.

It's pretty funny and we appreciate it, though.

In other Gosselin news, Jon's estranged wife Kate spent Thanksgiving with her eight kids, plus bodyguard Steve Neild, his wife, Gina, and their children.

It was Kate's first Thanksgiving without Jon in years, and she's estranged from brother Kevin Kreider, who bashed her in joining Team Jon last month.

There were once rumors of Kate and Steve Neild an affair - rumors Jon either started or at least didn't try to defuse - but Kate says they are just close.

"They're my best friends," Kate said of Steve and Gina.

Wow. Friends. Jon wouldn't know what those are like.

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Are you ready for your online life to change forever?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have taken to Twitter, folks, as each posted his/her first Tweet this week.

We Love Robert Pattinson

Rob was the first star to post on Summit Entertainment's official Twilight Twitter account, typing a message of appreciate to fans around the nation:

"Thank you for making NEW MOON #1. It's very exciting to be a part of something embraced by so many people. I hope you are looking forward to ECLIPSE as much as I am."

Psssst: Don't tell OK! Weekly, but I can't wait to go home and Eclipse your New Moon!

Stewart then followed her rumored boyfriend's lead, making consecutive postings that read:

"You all have proven you're the most amazing fans in the world once again."

"Yes, I twittered. Or twitted..tweeted? I dunno, but thank you sooo much anyway..!"

Remember: We may be as attractive as Robert and Kristen, but THG twitters and/or tweets throughout the day, too. Follow us now!

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Recently, Jessica Simpson maturely took to her Twitter account to deride the CW for giving her younger sister Ashlee the pink slip from the Melrose Place cast.

Now she's rising to her sibling's defense yet again, hitting back at celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who dissed Ash and one-year-old son Bronx this weekend.

On Friday, Bronx's first birthday, Perez wrote: "It's been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vajayjay and it's all the family is talking about!"

Unfunny, perhaps. But quite true!

Perez ended his post by calling Bronx a "poor lil' thing" who "doesn't stand a chance!!!" Talk about stating the obvious, Perez. Still, is that so bad? Jess thinks so.

  • Defender of Ash
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It's a battle of the blonde bimbos.

Simpson hopped on Twitter later that day and wrote a scathing rebuttal to the blogger (whose real name, for future reference, Jess, is Mario Lavandeira): 

"Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is.. have no heart at all??Don't ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.So Sad 4 U"

We're sad for Jessica's grade school grammar and spelling teachers. But we're glad she's sticking up for Ashlee. Good thing Jess has so much free time.

Whose side are you on?

 

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Yesterday, we reported that NBC's Today Show called off its planned interview with Speidi at the last minute, citing the ambiguous "schedule changes."

Spencer Pratt thinks he knows the real reason NBC pulled the plug, and responded like anyone would - Twittering a tirade of insults at Today's Al Roker.

There has been no confirmation that Roker's testy relationship with Pratt and Heidi Montag caused the cancellation, but Spencer took it quite personally.

From Roker's weight, to his overall appearance, to his marital history and relationship with his children, nothing about Speidi's nemesis was off limits.

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Spencer may have gone over the line this time.

While you knew he would try to gain publicity from this somehow, he seems rather bitter. Here were Spencer Pratt's ridiculously uncalled-for Tweets to Al:

  • "HEY WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomach stapled again?"
  • "You look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap - No one would even know?"
  • "I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my dad came to my school and snitched me out"
  • "Is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!"

Yeesh. That goes a little beyond typical Speidi ribbing, right?

The NBC personality was silent on the topic Monday, but he wasn't the last time Speidi appeared on the show, triggering the couple's Al Roker feud.

Roker didn't take it lightly back in June, saying he would whomp Spencer in a fight and calling out Heidi Montag for her inability to answer questions.

Will he respond this time? Whose side are you on?

 

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