You knew it was coming. Pauly D has just completed a whirlwind tour of Paris. Well, maybe you didn't know it was coming, but still, it totally happened.

It says a lot about both Jersey Shore and Paris Hilton that the latter was gushing about the run-in, too. That's when you know you've hit the big time.

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Yup. No friends. Those are her own words. CAPS LOCK and all. Heidi Montag channeled her inner Kanye today in a Twitter rampage against peeps masquerading as such.

Specifically, "the ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family,' [who are] are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter." This is why "they haven't been in my life for years!"

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Last year, Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers on Twitter, proclaiming himself the King of All Social Media. Okay, the first part is true anyway?

Since then, he's enjoyed his perch as the undisputed leader in total fans on the micro-blogging site ... until today, when Britney Spears surpassed him.

Posted in: Britney Spears

Dr. Arnold Klein is Tweeting back at Elizabeth Taylor over the legendary actress' recent implication that he supplied Michael Jackson with lovers ... of both genders.

The Twitter-tongue-lashing he got resulted from comments he made about MJ's sex life, saying he was gay and confirming rumors of an affair with Jason Pfeiffer.

Posted in: Michael Jackson

Looks like congratulations are in order for cycling champion Lance Armstrong: he's expecting his fifth child, and second with girlfriend Anna Hansen!

Lance announced the news this way: by creating a Twitter account for the kid, "Cincoarmstrong." That may be the lamest thing we've ever heard.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son ... I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one." - Jay-Z

If only Samantha Ronson could say the same. Whatever dumpster Lindsay Lohan ended up in last night, she got the obligatory, accusatory Tweets out first.

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Having taken a break from talking about balling Jessica Simpson and such, John Mayer ended his self-imposed silence to share his thoughts on ... Twitter.

At ASCAP's 2010 "I Create Music" Expo, the singer admits he has been wrangling with a really tough decision concerning the microblogging site lately.

Posted in: Twitter

Twitter Quotes

Fuck Michael sam.


I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.