In the funniest revelation from the Twitter universe than Brody Jenner drunk dialing aid money to African children, Katy Perry Twittered "I'm gonna live bitches! A big F U goes out to the flu. U may have taken me down for a couple days but I'm back..."

Katy Perry then posted the following photo of herself nude and eating pizza. Good to see the singer pampering herself while sick as well as one can ...

Posted in: Katy Perry

Let's face it, we've all have had a couple of drunken nights and phone calls we wish we could have back. For Lindsay Lohan, this probably applies to most nights.

But when Brody Jenner got so drunk the other night and began making phone calls he didn't remember until later the following day, only good things happened.

Posted in: Brody Jenner

An encounter with the Black Eyed Peas early this morning in Canada left Perez Hilton assaulted and calling for help via Twitter, according to the blogger.

Instead of calling Toronto police, Perez Hilton appears to have used his TMobile Sidekick to go on Twitter and get his followers to call the cops for him.

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Twitter Quotes

Fuck Michael sam.

@Escobar_Pleaser

I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.

@cougar_prey