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It was a busy day of cheering on the New Orleans Saints, Tweeting and self-promoting yesterday for Kim Kardashian.

The large-breasted former sex tape star attended the NFC Championship with friends, family and a homemade sign (below) for boyfriend Reggie Bush.

Unlike Kim, Reggie actually accomplished something in his chosen profession, scoring a go-ahead fourth quarter touchdown on a five-yard pass to Drew Brees. The Saints defeated the Vikings 31-28 and will take on the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV.

This will give Kardashian more opportunities to offer Bush support via Twitter, while also telling fans to watch her reality show. A few sample Tweets from Sunday:

  • i live for the one hour episodes! don't you?
  • Who's watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians??? West coast!
  • I'm so proud of my baby! 
  • Superbowl baby!!!! WOW no words! Congrats New Orleans
  • Check out my Saints sign!!! Who dat!
  • After the game going to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians! This episode is crazy! Hard for me to watch the boxing matches!
  • Getting ready to go to the Saints game! Let's go New Orleans! Who dat!!!!

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Over the past few weeks, Tila Tequila has feuded with Casey Johnson's family, friends and ex-lovers.

She's seemingly used the death of her fiancee as a means toward promoting her record label, celebrity gossip blog and Twitter account.

Having sat back and watched the talentless model exploit Casey's death and act like a self-centered fool, Kelly Osbourne has finally had enough. She's alerted the world to her take on Tequila: girl is a total fart!

Indeed, matching ridiculous, immature Tweet for ridiculous, immature Tweet, Osbourne posted the following over the weekend:

Kelly Tweet

Snaps, yo!

Not one to just lie down (except for Shawne Merriman, Courtenay Semel and anyone that will get her in the news) when faced with a publicity op, Tila fired back at the former Dancing with the Stars contestant.

In the space of a few minutes, Tequila bashed Osbourne's teeth, ankles and need for a large tampon. It's brutal stuff:

Tila vs. Kelly

A Twitter war is not her style, Tila says? That's like a supermarket tabloid saying it hates to invent rumors about Brangelina.

Consider the two sides carefully, readers, and then decide: Are you on Team Kelly or Team Tila?

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Scott Baio caused a stir on Twitter after posting a photo of Michelle Obama and being flat-out bombarded with angry replies from fans and enemies alike.

Some called the actor - who has often used his Twitter page to speak out about his Republican beliefs - an "a$$hole" and many said his post was racist.

Racist? Doubtful. In truth, it was just a tasteless joke.

Scott wrote "He [Barack] wakes up to this every day" combined with a really unflattering photo. People quickly jumped on him from all angles for this.

Follow the link above to see the pic he posted. Too far?

Michelle Obama's fans have lashed out at Scott Baio.

Baio insisted the post was just a joke, however, and shared screen caps of several death threats he received. That may be a little extreme as well, people.

"Easy to find your house Scottie boy and finish you," one commenter wrote while another threatened to harm his wife and family. Wow, take a joke much?

While calling the First Lady ugly and mocking the appearance of Michelle Obama pictures isn't likely to win friends, it also doesn't warrant death threats.

This isn't the first time an unflattering Michelle pic has made news. Google issued a statement in November with regard to an offensive image search result.

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Calling Courtney Love insane is like calling Jersey Shore trashy, The Bachelor fake, Tila Tequila a publicity whore, or Robert Pattinson a hunk. It goes without saying.

Just the same, certain entertaining topics are worth revisiting.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

Having returned to Twitter and posted topless photos of herself inexplicably this week, Courtney is now lashing out against the custody situation with her daughter.

Frances Bean Cobain, 17, is now in the custody of her grandmother, Kurt Cobain's mom. The reasons are a bit unclear, but Love's abusive behavior is a good guess.

The former Hole lead singer now insists, via Twitter of course, that "all this s--t with the bean needs to be exposed for what it is right f--king NOW enough."

Well put.

This woman needs a psychiatrist and sedatives, ASAP.

"they sqUEESED MY BANK ACCOUNTS so that they were frozen," Love claims, "because they know im going to sue the holy s--t out of them and now are…crocodiling my kid whose better than this seriously she was raised too well to be bought."

The targets of Courtney's Tweeting wrath, at least the parts that make sense, are Frances' grandma, Kimberly Dawn Cobain, and her aunt Wendy O'Connor.

The late Kurt Cobain's mom and sister have a temporary restraining order (until a hearing January 22) barring Love from contacting Frances Bean Cobain.

Suffice it to say, Courtney is not pleased with this.

"Well shes a 'ward of the court' now have fun with that one and im severely lonely without my best friend and no am not on drugs BTW," Love ranted.

"she doesnt understand the peril she has put herself into or that im not mad at her just really dissapointed shed betray me or her father. i just lost the house i wanted cos they think im on drugs and worse, really gnarly s--t!"

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.

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Looks like reports from earlier this week about Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman still being at odds were true, based on the latter's recent Twitter tirade.

After laying low for several weeks, the douchebag's ex-girlfriend tore into him this morning on her Twitter page, telling the father of eight to get a job.

Hailey Glassman Tweets from a few hours ago:

  • JG get off ur ass or whoever is riding u - lol - Stop watching Law and Order N get a job so u can pay 4 ur fam+pay me back the money I loaned u!
  • Finally other people (NYPD) can see through the "textbook sociopaths" (Google sociopath aka JG) lies ... lol - sorry I couldn't hold it in anymore.

Wow. She's right, dude has many a mouth to feed. Plus, Law & Order is on all the time. Jon doesn't actually come up when you Google "sociopath," sadly.

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin Picture

Jon and Hailey in less hostile, violent times.

These unsubtle comments are clear references to the money Hailey says Jon owes her, and the fact that New York police investigating the "ransacking" of Jon Gosselin's apartment now believe the event may have been a publicity stunt.

In particular, a large Japanese chef's knife pinning a note - allegedly signed by Hailey - to Jon's dresser strikes NYPD investigators as potentially staged.

"The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt," a police source said. "They absolutely think the knife part is B.S."

Despite the skepticism, the case remains open. A criminal complaint was filed after Jon said he found his New York apartment ransacked December 26.

Jon, who was rumored to be with new piece Morgan Christie at the time, blamed Hailey right off the bat. His lawyer boasted that she'd go to jail for it.

The events, whichever version of which you are inclined to believe, occurred as Hailey moved out of the apartment they shared and the couple split.

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Having briefly left Twitter and taken her crazy, online rants to Facebook for a time, Courtney Love returned to her social networking site of choice recently.

And posted topless pictures of herself.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

Maybe she's trying to show Lindsay Lohan how it's done. Maybe she's jealous of how much attention Tila Tequila has been getting through inane Tweets.

Just please don't do this ever again:

Anyone wondering why Frances Bean Cobain wanted to be legally set free from her mother likely need not look any farther than the disturbing image above.

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Breaking, almost definitely made-up news: Tila Tequila is pregnant!

In her latest stream of Tweets - which follow last night's God-based barrage - Tila claims she is taking the high road; that haters are pissing off the Almighty; and hints strongly that she has a bun in her warped oven.

Like Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin, the most damning, hilarious evidence of Tequila's publicity-inspired madness is simply to list her Twitter messages word-for-word. Shake your head over them (listed from latest to oldest, all within an hour) below...

  • Thank u everyone for your kind words. I am off to bedrest again now. I have let go of all anger inside of me. It feels so good! TTYL! xoxo
  • My Wife has passed away and all I have left is the baby. I wish mean people can just respect the dead and respect a new life growing inside!
  • The doctor i visited says that all this stress and negative people around me getting me upset, can affect the baby in a bad way. Pls stop.
  • Yes I promised myself and my wifey that we WILL NOT discuss anymore thing about this. SO with that said. I have AMAZING NEWS 2 SHARE W/U!!!
Tila Tweets
  • I just want to go back to the way things were. Let me mourn my wife in private. I want to talk about the FUN things that I wanted 2 tell u!
  • As for me, I am so tired. I have no energy to defend my wife anymore. I faint, Im tired & this is not good for my baby. Leave us alone pleas
  • & for the haters. Please stop. Enough with this vile vindictive behavior. Respect my Wife please. She is dead. Let her rest in peace please!
  • My only wish is 4 all the negative people to leave me alone please. I dnt want to talk to media, I dnt want 2 deal w/haters. Leave me alone.
  • I love my wife and will always forever. I'm not doing a press tour like those other people "AHEM" we know who they are. Gross! Whatever.
  • Those disgusting people who talk shit about my wife are upsetting God right now, and that is who she's with. I'm taking the high road now.

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Over the weekend, when asked by E! News about Casey Johnson's funeral, Tila Tequila (shockingly) made the event all about herself. She said:

"I don't want to talk about the funeral. I wasn't allowed to go and I am so upset. I can't sleep and I am on suicide watch."

Fortunately, it sounds as though the attention-starved blogger is no longer in danger of slitting her wrists. She's moved on, as evidenced by a series of Tweets she posted last night.

Unusually Serious

We really can't do her apology to God, nor her vow to be happy in honor of Johnson, justice. So we'll let Tequila take it from here...

  • 1st I would like to Apologize to GOD for feeling vindictive. It's tough right now, but I'm better than that. So I apologize God. Never again
  • Wow I feel A LOT better now! No point in wasting negative energy on negative people. It gets you NOWHERE!
  • So tired of drama. YOU GUYS READY FOR THE "OLD" TILA BACK??? Cuz I'm back & I love POSITIVE THINGS!
  • Ok I LOVEEEEEE feeling this happy again! YAYY I MISSED FEELING THIS WAY SOOOOO MUCH! WEEEE! Can u give me 3 more minutes 2 enjoy this? hehe
  • Umm excuse me to the happy cockblockers! My Wifey would NOT want to constantly see me sad. She wants to see me HAPPY! So now I will do that!
  • Naw I've had a very long long past few weeks. Me tired. Me going to sleep now. Good news tomorrow ok? me go bye bye zzzzzz is that mean? lol

We're glad Tila is feeling better, but bummed this may mean the end to her Twitter war with Perez Hilton.

Below, watch a hilarious video that recounts how these two losers have been at public odds with one another.

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It's a new year, and that means a new fitness plan for Jessica Simpson. The alleged singer, actress and VH1 reality star says she's got a new workout passion.

She posted on Twitter earlier this week, "Just got done boxing. Second day in a row... Have I lost my marbles?" No. That would imply she once had marbles.

The star, who is scheduled to appears in VH1's The Price of Beauty this year, has been chronicling her gym routine on Twitter. She must really be bored.

"Why am I still hurting from our workout earlier? I'm getting old!" she wrote, adding that she has "sore buns." Imagine her brains after all that Tweeting.

Jessica Simpson is looking pretty good these days at least.

Last year was an up-and-down one for the singer's career - and weight. Looks like she's determined not to have people ripping apart Jessica Simpson pictures in 2010.

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While Casey Johnson's death has caused heartbreak for her friends and loved ones, it's also caused an ex-lover's tiff between two of the socialite's former girlfriends.

Since Johnson passed away last week, Tila Tequila has sent out over 75 Twitter messages. They've grown uglier over time, as Casey's fiancee has found herself under fire from many of Johnson's friends and family members.

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Yesterday, for example, Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take Casey's dogs away from Tila. She called the police on them and has since Tweeted allegations that the two friends have put the canines to sleep.

"I guarantee that those poor little doggie has been put to sleep as I type this.... If any1 is an animal lover like me, putting a dog to sleep before it's time is just wrong & that's what they did."

Hilton and Phillips both deny they have any intention of taking this action against the animals.

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila were once happy and in love. But that was a long time ago.

Meanwhile, Tila has also typed out against those that claim she took advantage of Johnson, essentially making up their engagement for the sake of publicity.

"Casey Picked ME Over Her Family & Thats Why They R All Badmouthing Me in Press Cuz She Loved Me More," Tequila wrote. "I Can't Bring Her Back Now But At Least I know the Love Between us WAS REAL & They CAN NEVER TAKE THAT AWAY!"

Courtenay Semel isn't trying to take anything away.

But the ex-lover of both Johnson and Tequila is sick of the manner in which Tila is exploiting this tragedy. She told People magazine:

"The thing I find the most sickening is that the media is giving [her] the one thing she craves: attention. Tila, you knew her for a week."

Just a couple weeks before Johnson died, Tila went off on Courtenay, referring to her as a vile and evil person. Upon the death of their mutual acquiantance, it doesn't seem like this feud will be resting in peace any time soon.

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