Welcome to the first, and likely last, edition of a new THG contest: Guess the Painted Baby Bump!

One of the best known pregnant women in the world took to her Twitter this morning and posted a message that reads: "My attempt @ festiveness on 327! For ATLITL thank u + I♥U! Comin soon #dembabies! LYMA+thanx 4 making me happy:)."

Posted in: Mariah Carey

Move over, Michael Vick. According to Charlie Sheen, there's a new dog killer in town.

Soon after his meltdown at The Plaza Hotel in October, TMZ reports that Sheen handed over custody of two pugs to ex-wife Denise Richards, who claims she had been receiving calls alerting her to their neglected state.

Posted in: Denise Richards

Okay, so it's no Facebook. But Twitter is a fairly successful social media phenomenon in its own right. One that celebrates its fifth birthday this week!

In honor of this momentous occasions, we urge you to do two things:

Posted in: LOL

Twitter Quotes

Fuck Michael sam.

@Escobar_Pleaser

I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.

@cougar_prey