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Brace yourselves, Beliebers... for the beginning of the end?

During an interview with a radio station in Los Angeles this week, Justin Bieber said he's going to retire. That's it. He's done. He's hanging up his microphone as soon as his next album drops in a week.

Most folks assume the artist is joking because... come on now. He's 19 years old. He may have gone through more downs than ups in 2013, but his popularity remains sky high.

He was also wearing sunglasses indoors during the interview and we just can't take anyone who does that seriously.

But Twitter has naturally reacted to the possibility of Bieber retiring in one of two ways: with extreme happiness... or with thoughts of suicide. Watch this video for a slew of contrasting reactions:

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Beyonce went completely against the musical grain this morning, releasing a new album without a single word of promotion or hype.

Titled "BEYONCE," the visual CD simply dropped on to iTunes in time for holiday shopping and is complete with 14 tracks and 17 videos.

Think you're stunned and excited? Consider the following reactions on Twitter from a bunch of very famous folks:

Demi Lovato: "I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING. Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER."

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New Zealand's young phenom chanteuse Lorde and her rumored boyfriend, James Lowe, are reportedly dating, and with it, are being bullied on Twitter.

Mercilessly and cruelly, in fact. The cause for attack? It's not clear.

Some teens and 'tweens claim that Lorde, 17, recently took Justin Bieber and the five members of One Direction to task by referring to them as "ugly."

There is no record of her saying such things, but no matter.

Fans of Bieber and 1D have taken Twitter in a racist, vile attack on the "Royals" singer and James Lowe, the 24-year-old believed to be Lorde's boyfriend.

A sampling of some of the most disgusting comments:

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Caran Johnson, a resident of Washington State known by her Twitter handle @ScanCouve, often live tweets traffic updates that she hears on her police scanner.

Last week, this unknowingly live tweeted her own husband's death on I-205.

Her husband, 47-year-old Craig Johnson, died after his vehicle inexplicably crossed from the northbound lanes into southbound I-205 and hit a pick-up truck.

He passed away before help arrived, but there was a gap between when his wife knew there had been an accident and finding out who was involved.

Amazingly, and tragically, it all played out on Twitter in real time:

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Former celebrity Paris Hilton was on the receiving end of a Twitter hoax Thursday involving "her" supposed reaction to the death of Nelson Mandela.

"Paris" did not sound smart in her alleged Tweet, posted after Nelson Mandela died at the age of 95, and actual Paris is not happy about it whatsoever.

"RIP Nelson Mandela," the Photoshopped tweet purportedly from Hilton read. "Your 'I Have A Dream' speech was so inspiring. An amazing man."

  • Pretty Paris Hilton
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That's right, Hilton was supposedly so brick stupid that she confused Mandela with Martin Luther King Jr., or so the fake tweet would have you believe.

Which more than a few people did ... which isn't all that surprising, considering the proliferation of hoaxes on Twitter, and the fact that it's Paris Hilton.

NOTE: Paris is a former celebrity who was like the Kim Kardashian of 2003-2007. The two were even friends, and their "career paths" are similar.

You could say the Paris Hilton sex tape was the Kim Kardashian sex tape before the Kim Kardashian sex tape was the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

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Sunny Obama is serious about dog biscuits and he'll mow down a toddler to prove it!

Despite Michelle Obama's attempts to hold the excited dog back, the First Family's second Portuguese water dog knocked a two-year old girl over at a recent White House function.

No worries though. The little girl is fine and immediately set about petting the pup while the dog gave her kisses (i.e. licked the food crumbs from the girl's face. Probably. Toddlers are notoriously crumb-riddled.)

Knowledge that the little girl was okay did not stop the internet from erupting with hilarious and satirical tweets about the event.

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Click through to read a few more...

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Looks like The Bachelor producer Elan Gale's epic airline feud with a fellow airline passenger was about as real as the show he works on for ABC.

The 30-year-old L.A. native confessed to staging the Thanksgiving Day saga in which he took on "Diane," Tweeting that he was just being funny.

Elan Gale Photo

With growing speculation that Gale's Turkey Day feud was all in jest, Gale took to Twitter to explain. "So many questions unanswered about Diane."

"In 15 minutes I will post the photo and hopefully we can resolve this." He then captioned a pic of an empty chair: Here is Diane sitting in a chair."

With due credit for execution, that's pretty weak, we gotta say.

A commenter the asked: "Did you make it up, yes or no?"

Elan Gale replied, "Yes." Soon after he added, "I conclude by saying hopefully a few people got a few laughs over a slow Thanksgiving weekend."

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Looks like Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham aren’t the only Teen Mom alumni who know how to stir up controversy via Twitter.

Portwood‘s baby daddy, Gary Shirley, let loose on the social media site with a series of angry tweets about his ex - Kristina, not Amber, fortunately.

Gary Shirley, Amber Portwood

“Give a girl a promise ring after 9 months of dating, find out she’s in a relationship w someone else after she said she broke up with them f--k!” he wrote.

“Lol the sad thing is I believed everything she said haha d--n! Told her she should act!”

Shirley revealed that his daughter with Amber Portwood, Leah, “really liked her that’s what tears me apart! [sic] I’m single and hopefully I find a girl in the future."

"Not right now, but I’ll give a year …”

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When it's entertainment you need on a lazy Sunday morning, or any morning really, Twitter does not disappoint.

First Elan Gale live-tweeted his exchange with another airline passenger. Then comedian Kyle Kinane discovered a tweet he sent in January about Pace salsa had suddenly been favorited and decided to prod the cattle.

Feeling like the Favorite was a result of a bot, Kinane decided to have a little fun at the Pace Salsa account's expense. Because what else was there to do at this point really?

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He posted a few jabs at Pace Salsa's Twitter account and watched as one by one they were favorited by a robot. 

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Kim Kardashian has over 18.8 million Twitter followers.

But she set her sights on one especially obnoxious woman yesterday afternoon.

Not long after posting a photo of herself without underwear online, Kardashian wrote the following to the popular social network:

We took our baby girl swimming today for the 1st time, she loved it so much! #BestDayEver

Relatively harmless, right? Especially for someone who often uses Twitter to publicize sexy swimsuit selfies?

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