It's times like this where one thanks God for creating Jessica Simpson, as well as Twitter. In this day and age, she can Tweet photos of her insane post-pregnancy cleavage for the populace to admire without any paparazzi needing to stalk her!

If you're still reading this, you have issues.

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Vanessa Lachey prompted her Twitter fans to play a game with her that involved posting photos of their baby bumps, but they'll have a hard time matching hers.

"Show me your bump and I'll show you mine!" wrote the former Vanessa Minnillo, who recently married Nick Lachey after several years of dating.

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Country superstar Tim McGraw posted a photo of himself on Twitter last Friday, ostensibly showing off a large Nike athletic shoe for some reason.

That's not what fans are buzzing about, though. The 45-year-old McGraw, with his ripped physique, proved that his wife Faith Hill is one lucky lady.

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