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This is really Aaron Carter.

The brother of Backstreet Boy Nick and former Dancing With the Stars contender has apparently been hanging out with The Situation. Look at this physique ...

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Aaron Carter shirtless. It's a tad intense. We are scared.

What this picture, which Carter Tweeted, has to do with the messages he posted along with it, we have no idea, but here's what the singer wrote last week:

"I've been at Johnny Wright's compound working on my mind, music, and body for a new album release," he wrote, followed by "ahhhh yawn... here i go again!!!! 1000 pull ups today 7 mile run the 1000 sit ups, i can't stop myself."

Can you stop yourself? Tell us ... would you hit it?

 

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Solange Knowles claims Katy Perry is "polluting the chirrens." In English, she means polluting the children, which still doesn't really make sense, but closer.

Beyonce's sister's beef is with Katy's video for "California Gurls," which Solange's son Julez (yup, with a Z) was watching on Youtube. Solange is not happy.

Rather than simply turning on the parental controls or speaking to her kid about it, Solange is ripping Katy and her "kiddie porn." Not an exaggeration at all.

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Solange hates "California Gurls." And spelling.

Her exact words were: "But seriously. Iontlike the fact dat Julez thinks he gotta sneak & watched California gurls on u tube. Katy Perry is polluting the chirrens."

"It is like kiddie porn tho. All of them damn colors, candy and shit ... and then the daisy dukes, breast shooting cream ... And then Elmo and Tits!?"

Hey, if Katy Perry on Sesame Street is deemed a bad fit by the show, that's one thing. But leave her daisy dukes alone and do your job, Solange!

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There once was a time when her songs were on the radio, her pretty face was the best thing about some bad films, and Jessica Simpson pictures were a daily treat.

That magical time has long since passed.

Instead, this is what we've come to ...

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Yup. That's Jessica Simpson posting advice on flatulence mitigation.

Guess we shouldn't complain. After following that link (it's a slow celebrity gossip day), we now know daily average of 14 farts add up to about a pint of gas daily, and that reducing your intake of dairy and fatty foods will cut that down.

Okay, on to something else.

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Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were seen getting pretty cozy over this past weekend, but according to Chelsea, 50 isn't handling Handler in any non-business way.

Yup, she says it was strictly professional the other night, despite witness reports of late nite necking and heavy petting at at a jazz bar in New Orleans.

C'mon, right? Can't you sort of see it? Chelsea Cent? Fiddler?

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50 Cent would be getting applause from us if he were ... never mind.

Handler said on Twitter: "Everyone, calm down. I met with Mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, i'll let you know if there is."

LOL. She said Mr. Cent. That's funny.

Whatever project it might be, it'll be huge. Forbes had already dubbed them a possible new power couple, with an estimated total net worth of $39M!

Get rich or die tryin' ... or something.

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Snooki. One name says it all. Combine the Jersey Shore star with the many Kardashian sisters and their mom and you've got a match made in Twitter pic heaven.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom celebrated their anniversary Monday night, and Snook stopped by, as did The Spin Crowd's Jonathan Cheban and his bad hair.

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She was "taking shots and pictures," says an attendee. "Everyone was laughing." Kim Kardashian herself said "What a special night! Tonight was pure love!"

Snooki then posted the following photos. Enjoy.

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There's a lesson in this story. That lesson is not to Tweet about your real whereabouts when you make up a BS excuse to get out of a speaking engagement.

With three days' notice, Meghan McCain canceled an appearance at Pennsylvania's Juniata College due to "several unforeseen professional responsibilities."

As in partying in Vegas, baby!

It's hard to fly under the radar when you Tweet 24/7.

McCain's Twitter account reveals this: "First real time off in months - was gonna rest up for phase two next week of my Dirty Sexy Politics book tour ... But headed to sin city with my favorite crew of sinners instead ... Viva Las Vegas baby."

And McCain kept on tweeting: No apology to the college, just a hissy fit about how the MGM messed up her hotel reservation and her move to the Palms.

McCain's rep, Kenny Rahtz, said, "I have nothing to say" then hung up.

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According to a new report, Lindsay Lohan was not only drinking whiskey and coke while Tweeting her drug test mea culpa, she wasn't taking it seriously at all.

Lindsay Lohan certainly sounded contrite in her Sept. 17 Tweets, in which she admitted failing a drug test and said "I'm taking responsibility for my actions."

But according to Us, the star crafted her statement that night on her Blackberry at Hollywood eatery Magnolia, laughing and quaffing Jack Daniel's all the way.

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Lindsay Lohan just doesn't get it.

The troubled actress composed her "confession" as her assistant and a male pal coached her on how to make each Tweet "more personal," the witness says.

"Her friend would say, 'No, use 'setback,' not 'mistake.' They'll say you make mistakes all the time!" The friend said, "It's better to say you're responsible."

"Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual."

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Dancing With the Stars must not have much faith in Bristol Palin.

In her tangoin' talents, anyway. Usually, DWTS producers save the big ratings guns for the end of the season, but a very special segment on Bristol and her famous family connections looks to be airing this coming Monday night.

How do we know? Twitter Exhibit A:

Sarah Palin Tweets a photo of herself with Mark Ballas.

Hot off their successful debut (hey, The Hoff was hassled instead of her), Bristol and partner Mark Ballas are currently in Wasilla, Alaska, for a little practice ... and a little pre-taped, star-studded filming to air prior to their performance.

We have a hunch who might be appearing on that footage. Just a hunch.

Who are you rooting for on Dancing With the Stars? Bristol? Vote!

 

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50 Cent has been Tweeting like a madman lately, and some of the rapper's vast vault of wisdom really warrants a closer look. Just don't threaten the guy, or he will come after you ... in a Twitter rampage, and possibly a glock. There's no telling.

Also, the man appears to be into some kinky stuff. In case you're easily offended, we've posted some excerpts from his publicly available account after the jump.

Not sure if this imagery is something you want ...

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Kelly Osbourne has been involved in Twitter feuds before (cough, Tila Tequila) but now she's got a bone to pick X-Factor judge and singer Dannii Minogue.

Dannii claimed fellow panelist Sharon Osbourne made her during her first night on the British talent show, which did not sit well with the outspoken Kelly.

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"The best thing to happen to Dannii was my mother hated her she needs to shut her mouth and concenterate [sic] on motherhood!" Osbourne Tweeted.

Dannii Minogue and Kelly Osbourne are going Twit-to-Twit.

The younger Osbourne was peeved over Minogue's assertion in her memoir, My Story, that she was steamrolled by Sharon when two began working together.

Specifically, Minogue wrote that Sharon "demanded to know why I hadn't gone to the press to tell them what a nice person [she] was," causing her to cry.

But Kelly calls BS on that.

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