50 Cent has been Tweeting like a madman lately, and some of the rapper's vast vault of wisdom really warrants a closer look. Just don't threaten the guy, or he will come after you ... in a Twitter rampage, and possibly a glock. There's no telling.

Also, the man appears to be into some kinky stuff. In case you're easily offended, we've posted some excerpts from his publicly available account after the jump.

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John Mayer is a douchebag. But in a surprisingly non-douchebag move, he's going to stop Tweeting every five seconds. Dude actually deleted his account.

The 32-year-old singer had more than 3.7 million followers.

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Twitter Quotes

Fuck Michael sam.

@Escobar_Pleaser

I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.

@cougar_prey