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Don't pity Hugh Hefner, folks.

Granted, the 85-year old didn't exactly make Crystal Harris scream during their time together. But the Playboy founder says his ex-fiancee is the one who needs your sympathy, following a revealing interview with Howard Stern in which Harris slammed Hef's stamina.

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"I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost," Hef Tweeted last night.

What happened to true love into true acrimony?

Hefner added that he did fall for Harris, but he now believes she misled him: "Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie."

But the senior citizen is doing just fine, thanks. He's thankful for the new lovely ladies by his side, writing: "I'm happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

In fact, Hef Tweeted that he defeated these Playmates at Dominoes last night. It's nice to see he can still come out on top in some areas, even when he can't make others come out on top in other... nevermind.

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Christopher Schwarzenegger will be all right.

On Monday, Arnold Schwarzenegger offered an update on his 13-year-old son's health, which was hampered after a surfing accident in Malibu.

"Thanks for all your support for Christopher," California's former governor wrote in his first Tweet in a month. "It means a lot to me & to him."

Arnold Tweet

Hospitalized after his accident, the boy is said to have suffered multiple broken bones and a collapsed lung, and spent several days in the ICU.

Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger,  who are in the process of getting a divorce, stood vigil at their son's bedside as he recovered.

"On behalf of our entire family, we sincerely thank the paramedics and lifeguards who responded so swiftly as well as all the doctors, nurses, emergency room and hospital staff who have cared for our son," they said in a statement.

Get well soon, Chris.

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Where in the world is Casey Anthony? No one knows.

Where is Anderson Cooper? No one knows that, either ... at THG, at least. He wants you to figure out, using only this message and photo on Twitter!

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"I’m off for a few days. From this photo can you guess where in the world I am? Exact location?" he wrote, adding that he is NOT at any sort of spa.

He also ruled out the Dead Sea, but did say "If you’re a world traveler the picture I just tweeted out should be enough of a clue for my location."

Well? Where do you think Anderson Cooper is? Do you wish you were there with him, shirtless and covered in mud? Discuss both topics below.

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She's gone space-aged.

She's gone gangster.

She's gone gothic.

She's gone light and, at least once, she's gone to the dentist.

Now, for her latest look/cry for attention, Kim Kardashian has gone retro. The reality star Tweeted the following photo yesterday prior to a photo shoot, asking followers to guess "which old Hollywood actress I'm inspired by in this look." The correct answer: No one should care.

Kim Kardashian Retro Hairstyle

What do you think of this hairstyle?

 

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Some of Lady Gaga's Little Monsters are not happy with Katy Perry right now, voicing opposition to an image the latter recently posted on Twitter.

Referring to the trend known as planking, Perry wrote "PROPER planking FTW!" under a photo of herself posing as a mermaid under a bridge.

She does make for a fairly convincing piece of plywood ...

Katy Perry Planking FTW!

Harmless planking, right? Not to some Little Monsters it's not.

The issue some Lady Gaga fans are taking with Perry's photo?

Gaga's '80s-themed "Edge Of Glory" music video was initially going to feature her as a mermaid - under a bridge no less, according to leaked pics.

Additionally, the Lady performed as a mermaid on French TV last month and has said in interviews that her next video will be mermaid-themed.

What do you think? Is Katy ripping off the Gaga?

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LeAnn Rimes loves several things in life:

  1. Twitter
  2. Eddie Cibrian
  3. Her bikini body

She combined all of the above recently, frolicking on the beach with her husband and having him snap this photo of her in response to her weight critics:

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Photo

The 28-year-old singer, who's often criticized for being too thin, did look healthy in her black two-piece bathing suit. Healthy and gorgeous.

"Curves!" she wrote. "They are there. LOL."

A few hours later, Rimes, who said she's lost weight simply by becoming a fitness fanatic, tweeted "I need ice cream" and then "drumsticks!"

Sounds like a healthy appetite to us ...

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While readers debate Kim Kardashian's reaction to the Casey Anthony verdict, we have an important update on the condition of Aubrey O'Day:

She's gonna be alright.

Like so many other celebrities, this singer was shaken up by the not guilty ruling, but she's found a way to cope. It involves a bikini, a brewski, her sister and one of the most self-serving Twitter updates in recent memory...

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Kim Kardashian is not the only person to have reacted with horror over the Casey Anthony verdict yesterday afternoon.

But she is the only person with a major connection to the O.J. Simpson murder case to have done so.

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  • Casey Anthony Reacts

For a change, Kim Kardashian is not the most disgraceful person pictured here.

Following a Tweet that said she was "truly sick" over Anthony being deemed not guilty of killing her daughter, Kardashian received flak from a number of followers who saw her as hypocritical. Why?

Because Kim's late father, Robert Kardashian, defended Simpson and helped get that obvious murderer former running back off.

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Miley Cyrus went after two hot topics in one Tweet today, reacting in shock to the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict... and then bringing up the state of gay marriage in California to depict how effed up our society is.

The two issues aren't exactly related - neither controversy really needs a comparison to the other in order for most to realize something is amiss - but we commend Miley for at least focusing on important current events.

We'd much rather write about her in this context than make fun of her latest outfit...

A Miley Cyrus Tweet

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In a verdict many feel is on par with the stunning decision to acquit O.J. Simpson, Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murdering her two-year old daughter today.

The result has left one avid viewer of the proceedings in shock: Kim Kardashian. The daughter of one of Simpson's lawyer Tweeted this afternoon:

"WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!"

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  • Casey Anthony on Trial (Day 40)

In between X-Raying her ass, Kim Kardashian found time to weigh in on the Casey Anthony trial.

Kim later added:

  • ”I am truly sick over the Casey Anthony verdict! So if the courts don’t believe she is guilty then who do they think killed this little baby?”
  • “Is this now an open case? Do they attempt to arrest someone else? I am so confused! How do these jurors not believe she’s guilty????”

We're as stunned as anyone, but just to answer Kim's hard-hitting questions: 1. That's not how a court case works. The jury deals with the defendant on trial, not the hypothetical questions of who else could be responsible; 2. Yes, of course it's an open case now.

By the way, O.J. totally killed his ex-wife and her boyfriend.

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