In the past, when Lena Dunham was feeling starved for attention she'd just take off her clothes on premium cable. 

But these days she has a new book to promote, and apparently serious authors don't strip down at readings, so Lena's been forced to get creative with her shock value antics.

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Chris Brown isn't known for his decision-making skills, so we probably shouldn't be surprised when he says something epically awful on Twitter.

Still, it's hard not to be shocked by the way he keeps topping himself.

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On Twitter earlier today, Amanda Bynes accused her father of sexually abusing her in the latest display of bizarre and shocking headlines involving the actress.

Amanda went into graphic detail about the nature of the molestation that she allegedly suffered at the hands of her parents, stating that her father routinely "fondled himself" in front of her and her mother knew of the abuse but refused to intervene.

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Well, we may have to admit we were wrong on this one, but we certainly won't be alone. When Amanda Bynes announced that she's engaged, pretty much no one believed her.

But Amanda is back on Twitter now and one of her first orders of business on rejoining the site was to proves that she's 1. Still a hardcore stoner, and 2. Totally engaged!!! Or at least, rocking an engagement ring:

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It's been over seven years since the publication of the last Harry Potter book, and fans desire for more of The Boy Who Lived seems to only grow stronger with the passage of time.

Sure, J.K. Rowling brought Harry back in a brief (and somewhat depressing) short story in which we saw him as a downtrodden 34-year-old shuffling to his seat at a quidditch match, but that only whet readers' appetites for a return to form for the hero of Hogwarts.

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