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To borrow a favorite Modern Family quote, you can't say "he went there" when he goes there all the time. But this Tweet from Kanye West exceeds even his impeccably high standards of randomness and absurdity.

The rapper sent a controversial Tweet Wednesday implying (not subtly) that there are women out there who intentionally get pregnant so they can cash in when a rich fella bribes them to get an abortion and/or with child support.

"It ain't happen to me but I know people," he says.

Here's the potentially NSFW Tweet in question:

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Lindsay Lohan slept with Samantha Ronson the other night.

She hasn't commented on the nature of that sleepover, but she is firing back at reports that she fell off the wagon when she met Sam out on Thursday night.

Lohan at Coachella

“The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate. I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend,” she said of the late rendezvous.

Her hard-partying days are over, Lindsay swears.

And furthermore, Lohan Tweeted, “i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L”

Totally. People are just out to get her, remember. She would NEVER be stupid enough to risk violating probation, and knows enough to stay out of trouble.

Well, except for the ankle monitor violation that got her probation revoked last time, that fight in rehab, or the whole felony grand theft issue. Details.

Oh wait, we forgot, she would never steal. Sorry for ever doubting you, LL, and we hope they allow conjugal visits in at Lynwood Correctional Facility.

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Relax. What happened between former lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night isn't necessarily what our headline leads you to believe.

Or maybe it is. Sam's Twitter really makes you wonder!

Mystery still surrounds Lohan’s early morning impromptu visit to the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood after the troubled star departed in Ronson’s car ...

Sam Twitt

There you have it. Sam watches Grey's Anatomy still? LOL. That's beyond bad!

The part about Lohan lying next to her is equally baffling. Back track to six hours ago, Lindsay was seen driving her Porsche to Teddy’s nightclub at the hotel.

She then left as passenger in Ronson’s black BMW around 45 minutes later. Lohan says the two are just friends ... you buying that after the above Tweet?

Either way, at least her walk of shame was probably the shortest in history.

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LeAnn Rimes took a beating on Twitter this week when her fiance’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, blasted her for wanting to sing in her son’s class at school.

Rimes famously had an affair with Eddie Cibrian, to whom she is now engaged, while he was marred to Glanville. They have two kids. Brandi hates her.

The latest beef? Rimes' involvement at her son's school ...

Brandi tweetShe then wrote: "It's Mason's week share his family with the class. it isn't ur place. Let Eddie read a script. You are not his parent. RESPECT!"

And later: "Check definition of step mom and get back to me genius!"

Glanville then appeared to refer to her as LeAnn Whines, but only in subsequent, unrelated messages. The woman clearly has some issues.

She still refers to herself Brandi Cibrian on Twitter, for example.

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One day after pleading not guilty to felony theft, Lindsay Lohan, who wore a white dress to court to symbolize her innocence, wants to make this clear:

"I would never steal, in case people are wondering," she wrote in a Facebook message, also posted on Twitter. "I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal."

Holy Lindsay

Well, that settles that. We're convinced. You? Okay, case closed!

A LOL-tastic statement for several reasons, most notably the fact that she is, through no fault of her own, one of the more poorly-raised humans ever.

Michael Lohan was even investigated for insider trading and did time in prison for contempt of court. Lying, cheating and stealing? Not a big stretch.

Shady parents aside, note how she didn't just say "I did not steal that necklace" rather than "I would never steal ... " or "I was not raised ..." Telling.

Lindsay's white dress was also the subject of a Tweet from the star: "what I wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it's absurd," she said.

Excuse us for complementing how fine you looked girlfriend. Yowza!

Anyway, what do you think of Lindsay's current legal mess?

 

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Long gone are the days of head-shaving meltdowns and salacious gossip.

For Britney Spears, that was 2007 and this is now. And it's for the best.

The star described herself as a “boring homebody” in a Q&A Twitter chat with fans this week, saying of her life these days, “I'm really just a boring homebody who just loves staying home with my kids, that's where i'm the happiest.”

So Pretty in Pink Britney

Britney Spears says she's just not interesting. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

The Twitter Q&A gave Britney a forum to promote her new album, Femme Fatale, which drops on March 29. But don’t expect to see her at the Grammys.

Addressing a rumor that she is going to appear and perform "Hold It Against Me" live, Britney wrote: “I won't be there and was never planning on going.”

One place she does want to go, however, is on tour, soon: “I would to visit a lot of places I didnt get to go to on my last tour... Especially BRAZIL!!!”

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Pink 1, celebrity gossip 0.

The singer may have just released a song called "F---in' Perfect," but her opinion of the tabloids trying to snap pics of her baby bump is anything but.

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As such, Pink decided to give everyone a good look at her belly by Tweeting this pic, then get in a quality dig at peeps trying to score the money shot:

"ALRIGHT. because paparazzi today have absolutely no photographic skill or artistry whatsoever, and their pictures are hideous... I'm going to post a self-portrait I took yesterday morning for all of you asking to see belly shots," she writes.

"3 wks of photo classes for me... and I am already a far better photographer than any one of them," she wrote, and to be honest, it's hard to disagree.

Much as Us Weekly may like to boast that Pink Debuts Her Baby Bump!!! - in reality, there's been no discernible proof that she's expecting in any pics.

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Jenna Jameson was apparently far from pleased when Chelsea Handler referred to her as "raunchy" in a Glamour magazine article last month.

Nor does Jenna take kindly to Chelsea singling out children in her comedy material. The legendary adult film star summed up her feelings on Twitter.

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Never one to pull any punches, Jameson Tweeted: "Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... Probably because she's a dried up old whore."

OFF THE HANDLER: 50 Cent isn't the only one feeling screwed by Chelsea.

When some didn't take kindly to her word choice, Jenna said: "So funny, I can't have an opinion on cheese handler? She calls peoples babies retarded."

"To me... It's not funny. Just cuz I say it like it is...... Don't hate...... She talks massive sh!!t.. Ok, whatever." Then, in response to further criticism ...

"Everyone trying to give me the literal meaning of whore. How do you think she got her job at E!? She dated the president of E!"

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Things have turned personal between Ryan Murphy and Kings of Leon.

First, the Glee creator lashed out at the band for rejecting his show's request to use its songs for an episode. Murphy cursed the group off, which prompted a quizzical response from its lead singer, asking why Murphy was so angry.

But drummer Nathan Followill has now given the proud gay man a reason to be peeved. He Tweeted this morning:

Dear Ryan Murphy, let it go. See a therapist, get a manicure, buy a new bra. Zip your lip and focus on educating 7yr olds how to say f–k.

Replied Murphy in a statement to Perez Hilton:

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Jessica Simpson loves Twitter. And gushing about her man on Twitter.

The alleged singer praised Eric Johnson's ass-ets in her online prayers Saturday.

Twitter Fiend

"Saying my prayers before bedtime. Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush," she wrote. "Laying my hands upon it with peace :)"

THE TUSH: Jessica is loving life with that piece.

Jessica began dating the former NFL player in May while he was estranged from his first wife, Keri Johnson; their divorce was finalized months later.

The rest is history. After the holidays, she Tweeted, "Eric is the perfect addition to our family…We are lucky to have 3 new studs: Pete, BX, and EJ!"

Simpson and Johnson became engaged days after her ex-husband Nick Lachey, popped the question to Vanessa Minnillo, his love of five years.

Glad everyone moved on and is happy with their current booty.

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