To borrow a favorite Modern Family quote, you can't say "he went there" when he goes there all the time. But this Tweet from Kanye West exceeds even his impeccably high standards of randomness and absurdity.

The rapper sent a controversial Tweet Wednesday implying (not subtly) that there are women out there who intentionally get pregnant so they can cash in when a rich fella bribes them to get an abortion and/or with child support.

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Relax. What happened between former lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night isn't necessarily what our headline leads you to believe.

Or maybe it is. Sam's Twitter really makes you wonder!

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LeAnn Rimes took a beating on Twitter this week when her fiance’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, blasted her for wanting to sing in her son’s class at school.

Rimes famously had an affair with Eddie Cibrian, to whom she is now engaged, while he was marred to Glanville. They have two kids. Brandi hates her.

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One day after pleading not guilty to felony theft, Lindsay Lohan, who wore a white dress to court to symbolize her innocence, wants to make this clear:

"I would never steal, in case people are wondering," she wrote in a Facebook message, also posted on Twitter. "I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal."

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Things have turned personal between Ryan Murphy and Kings of Leon.

First, the Glee creator lashed out at the band for rejecting his show's request to use its songs for an episode. Murphy cursed the group off, which prompted a quizzical response from its lead singer, asking why Murphy was so angry.

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Dancing with the Stars pro Cheryl Burke is used to getting up close and personal with strangers (Chad Ochocinco, Rick Fox, Tom DeLay), but nothing like this.

Burke just Tweeted (and later deleted) a description of her run-in with a TSA agent at the airport. This is a viral shout-out worthy of Tweet of the Week status.

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Millions of women would kill just to stand next to Justin Bieber. Sadly, scarily, we're not really exaggerating.

But don't put Angelina Jolie in that group. The actress posed alongside Justin on the red carpet of Sunday's Golden Globes, much to her chagrin, apparently.

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