In a thoughtful, well-reasoned statement, Anderson Cooper came out as a proud gay man today, saying:

"Recently I’ve begun to consider whether the unintended outcomes of maintaining my privacy outweigh personal and professional principle. It’s become clear to me that by remaining silent on certain aspects of my personal life for so long, I have given some the mistaken impression that I am trying to hide something - something that makes me uncomfortable, ashamed or even afraid.

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It's times like this where one thanks God for creating Jessica Simpson, as well as Twitter. In this day and age, she can Tweet photos of her insane post-pregnancy cleavage for the populace to admire without any paparazzi needing to stalk her!

If you're still reading this, you have issues.

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Vanessa Lachey prompted her Twitter fans to play a game with her that involved posting photos of their baby bumps, but they'll have a hard time matching hers.

"Show me your bump and I'll show you mine!" wrote the former Vanessa Minnillo, who recently married Nick Lachey after several years of dating.

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