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Former celebrity Paris Hilton was on the receiving end of a Twitter hoax Thursday involving "her" supposed reaction to the death of Nelson Mandela.

"Paris" did not sound smart in her alleged Tweet, posted after Nelson Mandela died at the age of 95, and actual Paris is not happy about it whatsoever.

"RIP Nelson Mandela," the Photoshopped tweet purportedly from Hilton read. "Your 'I Have A Dream' speech was so inspiring. An amazing man."

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That's right, Hilton was supposedly so brick stupid that she confused Mandela with Martin Luther King Jr., or so the fake tweet would have you believe.

Which more than a few people did ... which isn't all that surprising, considering the proliferation of hoaxes on Twitter, and the fact that it's Paris Hilton.

NOTE: Paris is a former celebrity who was like the Kim Kardashian of 2003-2007. The two were even friends, and their "career paths" are similar.

You could say the Paris Hilton sex tape was the Kim Kardashian sex tape before the Kim Kardashian sex tape was the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

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Sunny Obama is serious about dog biscuits and he'll mow down a toddler to prove it!

Despite Michelle Obama's attempts to hold the excited dog back, the First Family's second Portuguese water dog knocked a two-year old girl over at a recent White House function.

No worries though. The little girl is fine and immediately set about petting the pup while the dog gave her kisses (i.e. licked the food crumbs from the girl's face. Probably. Toddlers are notoriously crumb-riddled.)

Knowledge that the little girl was okay did not stop the internet from erupting with hilarious and satirical tweets about the event.

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Looks like The Bachelor producer Elan Gale's epic airline feud with a fellow airline passenger was about as real as the show he works on for ABC.

The 30-year-old L.A. native confessed to staging the Thanksgiving Day saga in which he took on "Diane," Tweeting that he was just being funny.

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With growing speculation that Gale's Turkey Day feud was all in jest, Gale took to Twitter to explain. "So many questions unanswered about Diane."

"In 15 minutes I will post the photo and hopefully we can resolve this." He then captioned a pic of an empty chair: Here is Diane sitting in a chair."

With due credit for execution, that's pretty weak, we gotta say.

A commenter the asked: "Did you make it up, yes or no?"

Elan Gale replied, "Yes." Soon after he added, "I conclude by saying hopefully a few people got a few laughs over a slow Thanksgiving weekend."

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Looks like Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham aren’t the only Teen Mom alumni who know how to stir up controversy via Twitter.

Portwood‘s baby daddy, Gary Shirley, let loose on the social media site with a series of angry tweets about his ex - Kristina, not Amber, fortunately.

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“Give a girl a promise ring after 9 months of dating, find out she’s in a relationship w someone else after she said she broke up with them f--k!” he wrote.

“Lol the sad thing is I believed everything she said haha d--n! Told her she should act!”

Shirley revealed that his daughter with Amber Portwood, Leah, “really liked her that’s what tears me apart! [sic] I’m single and hopefully I find a girl in the future."

"Not right now, but I’ll give a year …”

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When it's entertainment you need on a lazy Sunday morning, or any morning really, Twitter does not disappoint.

First Elan Gale live-tweeted his exchange with another airline passenger. Then comedian Kyle Kinane discovered a tweet he sent in January about Pace salsa had suddenly been favorited and decided to prod the cattle.

Feeling like the Favorite was a result of a bot, Kinane decided to have a little fun at the Pace Salsa account's expense. Because what else was there to do at this point really?

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He posted a few jabs at Pace Salsa's Twitter account and watched as one by one they were favorited by a robot. 

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Kim Kardashian has over 18.8 million Twitter followers.

But she set her sights on one especially obnoxious woman yesterday afternoon.

Not long after posting a photo of herself without underwear online, Kardashian wrote the following to the popular social network:

We took our baby girl swimming today for the 1st time, she loved it so much! #BestDayEver

Relatively harmless, right? Especially for someone who often uses Twitter to publicize sexy swimsuit selfies?

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Roseanne Barr is at it again, going off an amazing rant on Twitter about how she's done with the TV business and is considering going into porn instead.

Porn of the geriatric variety, no less.

That's a direct quote, THGers. "I'm going to start doing porn now-f-ck it-that's right-geriatric porn. ‪#movingtoPortugal," the 61-year-old comic actress tweeted.‬

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Is Portugal renowned for adult films featuring the AARP crowd? That's not a rhetorical question, we're genuinely curious. In any case, she wasn't done.

"I'm never going to work in television again. I'm never going to even attempt it. I feel as if I've been insulted / assaulted for over a year," she went on.

"Actually, for many years ... from my first reality show to my second and two failed development details. Don't call me - I won't call you. I'm gone."

"Not ONE word remained of any ideas I had. I was constantly 'corrected' as if I had no track record whatsoever. I'm just enraged over all of it."

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Paul Walker is dead after a fiery, single-car accident and explosion in California Saturday. The driver of the car lost control and both men passed away.

A rep for the actor confirmed the tragedy on his official Facebook page. He was only 40, and Walker leaves behind 15-year-old daughter Meadow.

The Fast & The Furious star's final act was a charity event for his organization, Reach Out Worldwide. It was at this event where Paul Walker died.

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Whether you were a friend, a co-worker or just a fan, everybody loved Paul. That much is obvious from the outpouring of sadness that followed his untimely death.

Almost instantly, stars took to Twitter to offer their condolences for or memories of the actor. Here's a look at how the beloved star is being mourned:

The Rock: All my strength, love & faith to the Walker family during this heartbreaking time. We find our strength.. in his light. Love you brother.

Jessica Alba: #RIPPaulWalker - he was a lovely person -so sweet and grounded. My heart goes out to his family

James Vanderbeek: Thoughts and prayers tonight are with Paul Walker's friends and family, especially his little girl. So sad. Very heavy heart tonight.

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Elan Gale, a TV producer whose credits include The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, got into an epic beef with a passenger on his flight on Thanksgiving.

He live-Tweeted the whole thing, from before takeoff until after landing, and every passive-aggressive (or actually aggressive) barb is documented.

The airline feud for the ages played out in real time at Gale's @theyearofelan Twitter handle, and we've posted it in full below for your enjoyment.

The saga began as the pair's US Airways flight to Phoenix was delayed at takeoff, and Elan started sharing his co-passenger's idiotic reactions.

Soon, he decided to engage her, and while he was certainly antagonistic, it's hard to feel a lot of sympathy for "Diane" after you see her responses.

Every line below is a Tweet from Elan. You gotta read this, it's worth it ...

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Looks like Charlie Sheen is at it again, trashing the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services on Twitter in violation of a gag order.

He also seems to be hungry for some fresh seafood.

The actor, who is living with the department, just tweeted the following messages, all using the letters DCFS and making some thinly-veiled points:

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If you missed the background story here, Sheen is furious that ex-wife Brooke Mueller has been granted a path to establishing full custody of their twins.

Brooke's brother Scott was given custody after Charlie's previous ex, Denise Richards, told the court she couldn't care for Bob, Max and her two girls.

There is a gag order in place and Charlie has been warned about running his mouth (and Twitter) about the issue. His lawyer promised he'd behave.

So much for that. Then again, the judge in the case has also showed restraint, fearing that coming down on Sheen will only make this more of a circus.

He'll probably let it slide for that reason ... but we guarantee he's not amused, despite Sheen's aptitude for clever wordplay at the expense of DCFS.

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