Lindsay Lohan Tweeted that she's pregnant ... late night on April 1. If nothing else, this made her the center of the Twitter comedy universe for a few hours.

"Its official. Pregnant..." said LiLo's three simple words, one of them presumably missing an intended apostrophe, around 10:30 p.m. PDT Monday.

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I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.

@cougar_prey