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Who even considers messing with Sarah Jessica Parker on Twitter?!

Apparently Sarah Symonds, and boy did she get put in her place.

The Sex and the City star absolutely ruined a Twitter user by this name (@SarahJSymonds) with a series of Tweets this week, though it's not clear why.

Your Anonymity Changes Nothing
Sarah Jessica Parker destroys @SarahJSymonds on Twitter.

NOTE: A woman named Sarah Symonds, interestingly, made news in 2010 for threatening to out Gordon Ramsay's affair ... is it the same person?

One would think. The Symonds who wrote to Parker identifies herself as an "infidelity analyst" and "founder of Mistresses Anonymous and Wife School."

Whatever she said rubbed Parker the wrong way, to put it mildly.

Unfortunately, no one seems to have record of what was sent to Parker, as Symonds deleted the post, and her account, after it began to catch heat.

SJP's tweets are still available in the gallery above, obviously.

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An earthquake measuring 8.2 on the Richter Scale hit the coast of Chile yesterday, killing at least five people and causing untold damage throughout the region.

With the area now on a tsunami alert, many celebrities took to Twitter last night and sent along thoughts and prayers to those affected by the natural disaster...

@MarleeMatlin: For people of Chile and Peru: Por favor, estar a salvo y seguir las instrucciones de evacuación. Be safe and follow evacuation instructions.

@Snooki: My prayers are with Chile right now. Stay safe. #BirthCountry.

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How I Met Your Mother fans are not happy.

Actually, correction: How I Met Your Mother are seething.

Last night's series finale of this long-running sitcom made a mockery of the spirit behind its title, while fast forwarding many years and destroying multiple relationships in a matter of minutes.

Go watch How I Met Your mother online via TV Fanatic if you missed it and scroll down for a sampling the sort of vitriol that permeated the Twitterverse not long after the final credits rolled...

Ted and Tracy

@SwiftlyTatum: I mean the show is called "How I Met Your Mother" not "How I Went Back To Your Aunt Robin 20 Times" #HIMYMFinale.

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News of an Ariana Grande nude photo leak rocked Twitter late last night and early this morning, complete with the globally trending #ArianasNudesLeaked.

If the photos were real, it would surely come as a shock, as this is one good girl who you'd never expect to go bad, even in an age of so few surprises.

In any case, pics of an allegedly naked Ariana Grande at the beach, in the shower, at home wrapped around a Kendall Jenner look-alike and more "leaked."

Are they legit?

Ariana Grande Topless Picture?
Ariana Grande topless on the beach ... in your dreams, teenage hornballs.

All you have to do is check the calendar, as this appears to be nothing more than an April Fools Day gag, and not a particularly convincing one at that.

Some of the photos don't even look like her, and what April 1 prank starts March 31? Maybe they were trying to throw us off with the early jump?

Who knows.

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Brandi Glanville rushed her son to the hospital over the weekend, sending LeAnn Rimes into a Twitter frenzy, which we know because both live Tweet life.

Like seriously, 24/7/365, the women of Eddie Cibrian are beefing or sparring over Twitter. It's amazing, really, that these are grown adults, but so be it.

Brandi is Not Sorry

Brandi and Eddie's son Mason, was injured in an undisclosed accident, and naturally, Brandi Glanville shared the event on Twitter with cryptic Tweets:

  • 8 hours in the ER this trip to NYC Mason will never forget! 1st trip in an ambulance! All will be fine
  • Just want to thank all the hard working Dr. Nurses & EVERYONE that put up with my crying panicked ass and help save my babes life!
  • Thanks for your we'll wishes regarding Mason he is doing a lot better and all will be fine!

LeAnn, of course, caught wind of her stepson's injuries and took to Twitter:

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Has Stephen Colbert finally gone too far?

The Comedy Central host is in scalding hot water after he Tweeted a joke on Thursday that many find horribly inappropriate and offensive.

The message was a quote from Wednesday night’s broadcast - in a segment about Daniel Snyder responding to plea for a Redskins name change by announcing a foundation to help Native Americans - but it’s easy to see why, taken out of context, it would stir up some major controversy:

Colbert Tweet

The Tweet has since been deleted.

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Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they're aware of it or not.

Even when they're not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out.

Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences.

We're grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us).

If it weren't for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it's much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love.

Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less.

Sex Ed
That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum.

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So Kylie Jenner has filed a request for privacy on Twitter. It's nothing official, nor did she actually take her account down, but she wants to back off, people!

Yes, Kylie Jenner, whose inappropriate photos along with sister Kendall Jenner have become an online staple, now wants OTHERS to give her space.

Here's a series of Tweets she cranked out yesterday:

  • I made the decision to keep as much as my life as personal as possible while continuing the reality show
  • I'm 16 and still wanna be a kid sometimes
  • So what I'm trying to say is there's a part of me you don't see so don't go judging people if u haven't walked a mile in their shoes
  • When people think they know me
  • On that note it's international day of happiness … I hope everyone has an awesome day

On the one hand, one feels for Kylie and Kendall Jenner, being handed this "career," or whatever the family business empire is, and not by choice.

It can't be easy being overshadowed by Kim Kardashian (or her sisters, or her own mother), and we can understand if she has some issues here.

On the flip side ... come on, now, it's freaking Kylie Jenner!

She has eight million followers and has shown them almost that many bikini selfies. You want privacy, really? This entire gallery screams the opposite:

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It's impossible to believe, but we once lived in a world without Twitter. Eight years ago, that is.

The social media service celebrates a birthday today, and a look at various celebrities' first-ever Tweets prove how far we've come.

Miley Cyrus isn't topless. Justin Bieber isn't telling his fans how no one can break their spirit. And Oprah Winfrey? Okay, she's still pretty charming and classy.

But in honor of Twitter turning the calendar on another year of life, we flash back below to 2006 and relive the initial online messages sent by Cyrus, Bieber, Lady Gaga and many other superstars.

It seems like only yesterday, right? Okay, maybe not...

Ellen's First Tweet
This is Ellen's first-ever Tweet. And, yes, it's called a Tweet.

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Lisa Vanderpump is under attack again from The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills co-star Brandi Glanville, who's feeling the backlash herself after her latest Tweet.

In the throes of a season-long feud, Glanville went after her former BFF, Tweeting that Vanderpump "could BBQ a baby and people would think it was cute."

Vanderpump has yet to respond, but plenty of others have. One pissed off fan wrote:

“Holy crap. You’re a b—h and your jealousy of Lisa is palpable (big word, look it up)."

Another added, “WTF is wrong w/ you? Who tweets a comment like that? Disgusting!”

“Brandi you’re scum! Lisa is not the one joking about molestation, you’re a real PIG.”

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Twitter Quotes

Fuck Michael sam.

@Escobar_Pleaser

I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.

@cougar_prey
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