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The gorgeous Olivia Wilde gave birth to a baby boy last week. If there's one thing Boy Moms everywhere know, it's look out for that fire hose.

Baby boys, and many of their grown-up counterparts, don't exactly have that whole aiming thing down.

Baby Otis initiated his mom - and himself - into this new club they're in together in quite the humorous and, okay, probably disgusting way, and the new mom took to Twitter to share her wit and experience with everyone out there.

Hey, urine is sterile, right? Right.

Olivia Wilde Tweet

Seems like new daddy Jason Sudeikis COULD HAVE WARNED HER. She seems to have taken her baby's impromptu showering in stride.

If she keeps this sense of humor about the rest of the situations she'll encounter on this parenting journey, something tells us she'll be just fine. 

And she's not alone. Twitter is ripe with other parents relaying the funny things their kids do and say. 

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Demi Lovato will not be torn down by her haters. She made this clear as she defiantly advised her Twitter fans to choose kindness over cruelty this week.

This positive message came after she was bullied by an unoriginal, anonymous troll who called the pop star "fatty." Her response? Taking the high road.

Instead of attacking the user who called her "fatty," one of Demi's fans responded with a simple message: "you are beautiful." Lovato gave her a re-tweet.

Demi then added the following words of wisdom:

  • Dear Lovatics, for every hater tweet - don't respond with hate but love and positivity ... Try love instead of combat (lots of heart emoticons)
  • Dear haters, you don't have to like me cause I love you. Everyone's equal, everyone has a soul and everyone deserves to be loved. (more hearts)

She's all about promoting self-worth, isn't she?

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It was the Tweet heard 'round the world.

And, also, much to the pain of scarred eyes everywhere, also the Tweet seen 'round the world.

Yesterday afternoon, for reasons that still defy explanation, a US Airways Twitter message hit the Internet that involved a toy plane, a naked woman, her nether region and... yeah.

Follow the proceeding link if you really wanna see the vulgar US Airways Tweet.

But while we still have no idea if the account was hacked or if someone was trying really hard to get fired, we have at least collected the best online responses to this hilariously X-rated incident.

Scroll through them now and watch as US Airways business takes off:

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News of the Mimi Faust sex tape that hit the web Monday immediately prompted great discussion on Twitter and even a trending hashtag #MimiShowerRodStrongerThan.

As you might have guessed, there is a shower scene and a rather sturdy rod involved in the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star's romp with Nikko Smith.

Seriously. That rod can withstand some intense pressure.

Customarily for the social network, someone started the hashtag #mimishowerrodstrongerthan, with fans filling in the blank at the end of the phrase.

Some of the responses were pretty classic, while plenty more were vulgar and others still made absolutely no sense. Pretty standard for Twitter.

Is the tape a marketing ploy to get people to watch Love & Hip Hop online? Very possible. This amateur porn was clearly not "leaked" by mistake.

In any case, it worked if the goal was to generate buzz. Read some of the thousands of Twitter reactions to Mimi & Nikko: Scandal in Atlanta below:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

There are text message fails.

There are Photoshop fails.

And then there's the following US Airways Twitter fail, which is unparalleled in the history of the Internet.

It all started normally enough, with a patron (@ElleRafter) complaining to the airline about a delayed flight:

US Airways Tweets

But after a few Tweets, the exchange turned downright pornographic.

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How to become the coolest, most popular guy in your high school?

Ask Kate Upton to the prom. How to become the second coolest?

Ask Netflix ... and have the streaming company actually go!

Muthana Sweis, a 17-year-old from Chicago, asked Netflix via Twitter (seriously) if it would go with him to junior prom if his tweet got 1,000 retweets.

He got them. And Netflix obliged, posting on its official account: "We said yes! We’re third wheeling to #Prom2014 with @muthanasweis and his date!"

By "went to the prom," we mean Netflix sent a camera crew and gave Sweis some cool swag from iconic movies and TV shows, a tux, a car and a driver.

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David Letterman will soon be out.

And Stephen Colbert is officially in.

The Comedy Central host was announced today as the replacement for Letterman on The Late Show when he steps down next year - and, based on initial celebrity reaction via Twitter, this is very good news...

David Letterman and Stephen Colbert

Ryan Seacrest: Can't wait to get to know the real Stephen Colbert. Congrats @StephenAtHome.

Michael Ian Black: Congratulations to Stephen Colbert the person and condolences to Stephen Colbert the character.

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Small screen and big screen legend Mickey Rooney died at the age of 93 yesterday.

The first teenager to ever be nominated for an Academy Award, Rooney earned an Oscar, Emmy and two Golden Globes throughout an illustrious career.

And not long after his passing became public, celebrities took to Twitter to express their sadness and admiration for the Breakfast at Tiffany's star.

We present a selection of this mournful messages below...

Mickey Rooney Picture

Alec Baldwin: An old pal of mine is gone. One of Hollywood's rare gentlemen.

Rose McGowan: Thanks for the years of entertainment, Mickey Rooney. Blessed to have met this character tcm film…

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During the taping of his latest Late Show episode yesterday, David Letterman announced his retirement.

The comedian will rundown his final Top 10 List some time in 2015.

Considering his standing in Hollywood, the length of time he's hosted a talk show and the fact that he's met pretty much every famous person on the planet, it didn't take long for celebrities to react to this news on Twitter...

Charlie Sheen Talks Cocaine on The Late Show
Charlie Sheen appears here on The Late Show with David Letterman... and talks in depth about crack cocaine.

Ellen DeGeneres: David @Letterman announced  he's retiring in 2015. It's been 31 incredible years. Television won't be the same without you, Dave.

Jimmy Kimmel: David @Letterman is the best there is and ever was.

Lena Dunham: Obvi will miss Letterman and his gorgeous tooth scenario/general brilliance.

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