When most people want to buy an album, they open up iTunes and shell out the necessary $9.99.

When Martin Shkreli wants to buy an album, he wants fork over more cash than most people make their entire lives so that no one else can ever listen to it.

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You'd think after the events of last week, Kanye West would keep his distance from social media for a while. But Kanye wouldn't be Kanye if he learned from his own mistakes.

In case you somehow haven't heard, Kanye went off on Wiz Khalifa and got positively roasted on Twitter in response. In fact, the world now knows that Kanye likes fingers in his butt. Long story. Anyway, today the man gave his haters even more ammo with this gem:

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Twitter Quotes

Fuck Michael sam.

@Escobar_Pleaser

I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.

@cougar_prey