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Chrissy Teigen is one of the most popular celebs on Twitter, and for good reason.

Her candid - and frequently hilarious - insights make her a welcome change of pace from the Kim Kardashians of the world who mainly use social media to promote the next episode of their reality shows.

Chrissy Teigen at MTV Movie Awards

On Wednesday, Chrissy tweeted about the Canadian Parliament shooting that left one soldier dead, and her commentary on the state of gun violence in America left some of her followers so enraged that she was forced to delete her account.

"Active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in America, Wednesday," Teigen tweeted during the attack. 

That was followed by a barrage of death threats and the sort of disgusting anti-female statements that the Internet is sadly becoming known for.

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As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan occasionally enjoys stepping out on the town. You know - dining with friends, patronizing the local theater, rippin' huge rails of blow...the usual.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Yes, Lohan loves cocaine the way Taylor Swift loves cats, so it should come as no surprise that Lindsay has actually taken to endorsing political candidates who are best known for smuggling tons - literally tons - of cocaine.

"I support @aecioNeves for presidential candidature," Lindsay tweeted yesterday. "His platform brings positive changes in Brazil."

There are so many funny things about this tweet, we literally don't know where to begin.

For starters, there's the fact that Lindsay obviously didn't write it herself, because she used the word "candidature," and she probably couldn't find Brazil on a map of Brazil. Then there's the guy she endorsed:

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Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times, more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola.

That's the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since.

Kim Kardashian vs. Ebola

And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he's totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim. 

So what better way to celebrate Kim's 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star.

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Last week, Kesha filed a lawsuit against Dr. Luke, claiming that her former producer harassed and sexually assaulted her several times over a period of ten years.

Luke countersued Kesha, claiming that the accusations were part of an elaborate extortion plot coordinated by Kesha, her mother, and her new management team.

Now, Kesha's attorneys have called the media's attention to a series of tweets the singer posted early this year that seem to corroborate her claims of ongoing abuse:

  • Kesha Letter
  • Kesha, No Makeup

"These music business a-sholes (well, Dr. Luke) had almost successfully crushed my magic. But that f--ker didn't win!" reads one tweet, posted while Kesha was in rehab receiving treatment for an eating disorder and emotional issues. She later added:

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Monica Lewinsky is back, and you know what that means: Lots of BJ jokes!

But when she's not making fun of Bruce Jenner like the rest of us, Lewinksy is forced to endure endless gags (sorry) about the times she gave oral sex to a sitting US president.

Monica Lewinsky Photograph

While she's kept out of the spotlight in the years since the Bill Clinton sex scandal, the mere mention of Lewinksy's name brings to mind images of stained blue dresses and improperly placed cigars.

Beyonce name-dropped Lewinsky in "Partition" back in May. Just days prior, a controversial New York Post headline claiming that Lewinsky "sucks" went viral online.

Needless to say, it's been a rocky return to public life for the 41-year-old former intern, and her social media debut yesterday didn't go much smoother.

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Just days after settling her ugly feud with Snoop Dogg, Iggy Azalea finds herself at the center of another vicious war of words - this one with a little-known rapper named Hefe Wine.

It's Iggy Azalea!

You may recall that Wine demanded a divorce from Iggy last week, thus overlooking minor details such as the fact that they were never married.

Wine claimed that he and Azalea were common law married, a fact that only occurred to him after his ex became rich and famous.

Other classy moves by Mr. Wine include threatening to leak an Iggy Azalea sex tape if the rapper didn't make with the cash. And they say chivalry is dead!

Finally fed up with the BS, Iggy went on a Twitter tirade today accusing Hef not only of lying to the court as part of his desperate cash-grab, but also of violently abusing the mother of his child:

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Last night, Jeremy Calvert accused Leah Messer of cheating on him with her ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd.

Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert Picture

Previously, Calvert cheated on Corey Simms with Kidd just weeks before her first marriage ended in divorce.

It looked as though Leah might be headed soon be twice divorced at the age of 22, as Calvert posted a series of scathing tweets in which he called his wife a "slut" and a "b-tch."

Today, Messer cleared the air, tweeting that all is well between her and Calvert, and assuring fans that she did not cheat on her second husband.

"I never cheated on my husband and he knows that," Messer wrote. "There was a rumor and he believed it but it's ok."

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Since Leah Messer has already been divorced once, you might think the Teen Mom star would do everything in her power to make her second marriage work.

But according to her husband, Jeremy Calvert, Leah just can't keep her hands off Robbie Kidd.

Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert Photo

Leah admitted to cheating on Corey Simms with Kidd just weeks before her first marriage ended. Now, Calvert has accused Messer of sleeping with Kidd again in a series of vicious tweets that were posted and quickly deleted this morning.

"Well that was a surprise kind u did it to Corey and now me with the same person good job slut," Calvert tweeted. "Don't give a f--k! Done protecting ur ass caught good luck! Caught ya b-tch!"

Clavert later added, "Go back to Mingo and have a wonderful time with Mr. Kidd."

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How would you sum up your love life in three words?

Twitter's #MyLoveLifein3Words hashtag is trending today, asking this profound question and yielding some pretty great responses in the process.

There are some hilariously self-deprecating people out there. Check out 29 of the best responses to this trending topic and see if they apply to you:

Another takeaway? People are hungry, and we don't necessarily mean with lust. We mean literally. Seriously, we are a nation of pizza-consuming fiends.

Others revealed celebrity crushes or that they would prefer to watch TV online or watch movies online than be in any relationship with a human being.

This greatness first originated Comedy Central's @Midnight, which started via his usual Wednesday hashtag war with a simple gem: #MyLoveLifein3Words.

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Jessa Duggar, Jill Duggar and their respective partners have gone uncharacteristically quiet (or at least quieter) on social media, and it's likely not an accident.

Jessa, Jill, Ben and Derick

Typically staples of Twitter, Facebook and Instagram as well, Jessa Duggar, Jill Duggar, Ben Seewald and Derick Dillard have dialed it back in mid-October.

Could this indicate that the recent backlash over several of Jessa's recent postings have caused them all to scale back - possibly at father Jim Bob's urging?

Jessa hasn’t posted on Twitter, Instagram or Facebook since October 5, when she shared a link questioning if radiometric dating proves that the Earth is old.

That’s a long break for a usually daily social media user, who also sparked major criticism with her passionate comments on abortion and the Holocaust.

Jessa’s fiance has also stayed off social media since October 4, although Ben Seewald's father made more headlines for a blog post likening her critics to Hitler.

The married and less controversial Jill and Derick Dillard have also backed off significantly, posting only one benign snapshot apiece this month to date.

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