Note to fans of the Twilight Saga: Robert Pattinson doesn't actually live in Forks, Washington. Neither does Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner or any member of the cast.
Still, the geniuses behind reality TV have decided to set a new show in the town simply because events from the Twilight saga unfold there.
Said producer Zig Gauthier about casting for the untitled project:
“We’re not going up there looking to cast people who have claims to the supernatural. We want people who have a true connection to the community. We want to avoid people with outlandish claims.”
Okay. So then what's the goal of this seemingly inane idea?
"To peel back another layer of the onion that is Forks and see what the real people there are like," Gauthier said.
Therefore, to sum up: Plans are underway for a reality show about random people that live in a town only known nationally because a fictional book series is based there.
Will you watch this nonsense?