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We hope you're sitting down, Twihards. And we really hope you aren't operating any heavy machinery at the moment.

Because the following news may cause you to faint on the spot.


Kind of. Sort of. Allow us to explain...

Twilight Saga Scene

According to The New York Times, Lions Gate and novelist Stephenie Meyer will be choosing five aspiring female directors to make short films based on Twilight characters.

These productions will be shown exclusively on Facebook in 2015.

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Robert Pattinson has officially crushed our hopes and dreams.

In Cannes to promote Maps to the Stars, the actor talked to Variety about his film career and shot down any talk of another Twilight Saga movie.

"I couldn't do another Twilight movie," the 28-year old told the publication. "I'm too old."

Too old?!? Robert, you play a vampire! They are supposed to be old! Sheesh.

Pattinson went on to say "no one thought [Twilight] would be a big deal," which of course meant everyone was gravely mistaken.

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Shailene Woodley stars in what many people believe will be the next big tween smash, Divergent.

But in a new interview with Teen Vogue, the young actress throws some serious shade at a previous tween smash, The Twilight Saga.

“Twilight, I’m sorry, is about a very unhealthy, toxic relationship,” Woodley tells the magazine of the Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson franchise.

What, exactly, is her beef with the movies?

“[Bella] falls in love with this guy and the second he leaves her, her life is over and she’s going to kill herself!" Woodley says. "What message are we sending to young people? That is not going to help this world evolve."

That's... sort of hard to argue, isn't it? Click through photos of this pretty star in Teen Vogue below and defend your franchise, Twihards!

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We know at least one person who won't be in line this November for Catching Fire.

In an interview with The Guardian to promote his new novel "Doctor Sleep," acclaimed author Stephen King made his feelings on a few other best-selling books very well known.

  • Kristen Stewart Breaking Dawn Poster
  • Catching Fire Character Poster Katniss

Referring to The Twilight Saga as "tweenager porn," King explains of the books in this beloved series:

"They’re really not about vampires and werewolves. They’re about how the love of a girl can turn a bad boy good.”

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Twilight was massively successful, wildly popular, frequently looked down upon and critically lambasted, all at the same time. A paradox, no doubt.

Still, whichever camp you're in, you should be able to appreciate this video summarizing everything wrong with the movie in six minutes of less.

As various gaffes, contradictions, inaccuracies and things that just plain make no sense pile up, the Sin Counter keeps track. How high will it go?!

Wrote CinemaSins, the comedians responsible for this piece of online gold: "You demanded it, and we suffered through watching it multiple times."

"We're scarred for life, but here's your sins video for Twilight."

It's likely no surprise to Twilight critics (or even fans) that most of the 113 "sins" tabulated here come to us courtesy of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

None of them involve Rupert Sanders, however.

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Kristen Stewart may be THG's Celebrity of the Year, but the franchise with which this actress has always been associated just earned a far more embarrassing honor.

It was named the worst movie of all-time.

Twilight Saga Scene polled 500,000 users and the results were clear: by over 35,000 votes, The Twilight Saga as a whole was determined to be the worst of the worst.

Says the site of this Robert Pattinson-led franchise:

"There's a lot to cover in this vast, sprawling film series so let us try to boil it down for you: 'Mumble mumble mumble moon eyes. Mumble mumble mumble mumble lay in a field. Mumble mumble mumble perv on a baby. Mumble'."

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Vampires and secret British agents dominated a record-setting weekend at the box office, as two very different franchises raked in seriously big bucks.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 garnered $43 million on Friday and Saturday, setting The Twilight Saga's high mark for money made in a movie's second weekend.

Altogether, the concluding chapter in this story has already made $577 around the world.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 Image

Skyfall, meanwhile, became the first James Bond movie to go over $200 domestically; it banked $36 million over the weekend and settled in to second place.

Overall, the total domestic box office broke $288 million, easily beating the 2009 record of $268 million.

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Man. Who knew Robert Pattinson despised The Twilight Saga with such passion?

We kid... mostly.

But in a funny new mased-up video, we watch as the actor discusses this franchise in detail, mocking Edward Cullen as an "axe murderer;" referring to author Stephenie Meyer as "mad;" and making fun of his fictional family for the way it uses Google.

Pattinson's sense of humor is what we all love so much about him, but it's hard not to sense a pattern here. Watch now...

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The big news coming out of last night's world premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart posed together on the red carpet.

But while that probable couple is making all the headlines today, they weren't the only ones to show up for the event. Far from it, in fact.

One of Hollywood's most buzzed-about nights drew every member of the cast, along with celebrities such as Ashley Tisdale, Molly Simms... and Shar Jackson.

A Smiling Taylor Lautner

From Taylor Lautner signing autographs (above), to an actress showing the world her bra and another donning some pink hair, click through Breaking Dawn 2 premiere pictures below.

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Try to remain calm, Twihards. The odds of the following actually taking place remain extremely low.

But Taylor Lautner was a guest on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning and he got the Internet and movie world buzzing by telling the host he's open to a Jacob Black-based spinoff.

“I love this franchise, and this character and everyone involved so much I absolutely would have to consider it."

Bella and Jacob

The Twilight Saga, of course, is scheduled to come to an end on November 16 with the release of Breaking Dawn Part 2.

But might we actually see more of it down the line now? What should a potential Jacob film be titled? Always Bet on Black? The Abs Have It?

Do you want see a Jacob Black spinoff?


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