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Twilight was massively successful, wildly popular, frequently looked down upon and critically lambasted, all at the same time. A paradox, no doubt.

Still, whichever camp you're in, you should be able to appreciate this video summarizing everything wrong with the movie in six minutes of less.

As various gaffes, contradictions, inaccuracies and things that just plain make no sense pile up, the Sin Counter keeps track. How high will it go?!

Wrote CinemaSins, the comedians responsible for this piece of online gold: "You demanded it, and we suffered through watching it multiple times."

"We're scarred for life, but here's your sins video for Twilight."

It's likely no surprise to Twilight critics (or even fans) that most of the 113 "sins" tabulated here come to us courtesy of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

None of them involve Rupert Sanders, however.

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by Hilton Hater at

Kristen Stewart may be THG's Celebrity of the Year, but the franchise with which this actress has always been associated just earned a far more embarrassing honor.

It was named the worst movie of all-time.

Twilight Saga Scene

Rifftrax.com polled 500,000 users and the results were clear: by over 35,000 votes, The Twilight Saga as a whole was determined to be the worst of the worst.

Says the site of this Robert Pattinson-led franchise:

"There's a lot to cover in this vast, sprawling film series so let us try to boil it down for you: 'Mumble mumble mumble moon eyes. Mumble mumble mumble mumble lay in a field. Mumble mumble mumble perv on a baby. Mumble'."

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by Hilton Hater at

Vampires and secret British agents dominated a record-setting weekend at the box office, as two very different franchises raked in seriously big bucks.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 garnered $43 million on Friday and Saturday, setting The Twilight Saga's high mark for money made in a movie's second weekend.

Altogether, the concluding chapter in this story has already made $577 around the world.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 Image

Skyfall, meanwhile, became the first James Bond movie to go over $200 domestically; it banked $36 million over the weekend and settled in to second place.

Overall, the total domestic box office broke $288 million, easily beating the 2009 record of $268 million.

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by Hilton Hater at

Man. Who knew Robert Pattinson despised The Twilight Saga with such passion?

We kid... mostly.

But in a funny new mased-up video, we watch as the actor discusses this franchise in detail, mocking Edward Cullen as an "axe murderer;" referring to author Stephenie Meyer as "mad;" and making fun of his fictional family for the way it uses Google.

Pattinson's sense of humor is what we all love so much about him, but it's hard not to sense a pattern here. Watch now...

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by Hilton Hater at

The big news coming out of last night's world premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart posed together on the red carpet.

But while that probable couple is making all the headlines today, they weren't the only ones to show up for the event. Far from it, in fact.

One of Hollywood's most buzzed-about nights drew every member of the cast, along with celebrities such as Ashley Tisdale, Molly Simms... and Shar Jackson.

A Smiling Taylor Lautner

From Taylor Lautner signing autographs (above), to an actress showing the world her bra and another donning some pink hair, click through Breaking Dawn 2 premiere pictures below.

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by Hilton Hater at

Try to remain calm, Twihards. The odds of the following actually taking place remain extremely low.

But Taylor Lautner was a guest on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning and he got the Internet and movie world buzzing by telling the host he's open to a Jacob Black-based spinoff.

“I love this franchise, and this character and everyone involved so much I absolutely would have to consider it."

Bella and Jacob

The Twilight Saga, of course, is scheduled to come to an end on November 16 with the release of Breaking Dawn Part 2.

But might we actually see more of it down the line now? What should a potential Jacob film be titled? Always Bet on Black? The Abs Have It?

Do you want see a Jacob Black spinoff?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

With the final installment of The Twilight Saga hitting theaters in under a month (November 16!!!), we can confirm a slew of media appearances over the next few weeks by the film's main stars.

  • Unshaven Robert Pattinson
  • Taylor Lautner on a Red Carpet

Robert Pattinson, for example, will be a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 5; Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on November 8; and Ellen on November 9.

Taylor Lautner, meanwhile, will also stop by Leno on October 31; as well as The Today Show, Live with Kelly and Michael and Fallon all on November 9.

Finally, Kristen Stewart, who recently landed in Japan to promote the film abroard, will appear with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan on November 7.

Got all that?!? Set your DVR accordingly, visit THG for videos of all their appearances and check out the latest Breaking Dawn 2 featurette now!

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by Hilton Hater at

Attention, Twihards: take a moment to forget about the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart drama for a moment and focus on the reason why these two love birds got together in the first place.

On November 15, theaters across the country will host a one-day-only marathon event, showing ALL films in The Twilight Saga franchise back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

Think of all the Sour Patch Kids you can eat and vampire hunkiness you can ogle!

The following trailer teases this event and gives fans a refresher on all that's already gone down...

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by Hilton Hater at

Robert Pattinson and company gave Twilight Saga fans a look at Breaking Dawn Part 2 during last Thursday's MTV Video Music Awards, presenting a minute-plus montage of clips from the upcoming blockbuster.

And now Summit Entertainment has gone a step further, posting the full-length trailer online from which that footage was taken. It depicts:

  • Bella as a hungry, athletic vampire, taking on a mountain lion, diving off clips and preparing for battle against the Volturi.
  • Lee Pace as Garrett and his shocking first encounter with Casey LaBow's Kate.
  • Scenes from the epic final battle that will bring this franchise to a close.

What are you waiting for? You may never see Pattinson and Kristen Stewart this close ever again! Watch now:

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by Hilton Hater at

There hasn't been much to laugh about for Twihards these days, what with Robert Pattinson possibly leaving the country and his sisters threatening homicide if he reconnects with Kristen Stewart.

But the folks at Bad Lip Reading are here to change all that.

The YouTube channel, which replaces actual audio with ridiculous dialogue that matches the movements of the characters' mouths, has focused its latest effort on The Twilight Saga. Confused by the concept?

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