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Has Twerking actually been banned in a small town in Louisiana?

According to reports, the "dance" craze Miley Cyrus helped popularize has become a criminal offense in DeQuincy, punishable by fines and up to 30 days in jail.

And we thought the saggy pants ban (a real thing) was bad.

A criminal offense? Miley has a lot of haters, yes, but ... jail?!

While Twerking can get you suspended from school (see Scripps Ranch Twerk Team) or shamed by your parents (see above), that seems extreme, no?

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Tan Mom. Twerking. It was just a matter of time.

Just when you thought Patricia Krentcil, a woman famous for dragging her young daughter into a tanning bed, had finally gone away, you thought wrong.

Criminal charges against her were eventually dropped, but she later dropped the beat on a rap single and has now dropped most of her clothes to Twerk.

This may may you LONG for Miley Cyrus Twerking. Tan Mom Twerks in a Pamela Anderson swimsuit. Up against the wall. Like a cheerleader. You name it.

It's basically Miley's VMA performance minus the foam finger and Robin Thicke. Scantily-clad gyrations galore. Pure sex appeal. Set to "Bubble Butt."

It's Tan Mom, BITCH!

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Grumpy Cat has declared Twerking over.

We're not so sure if the surly feline has the authority to make that call, but more than a few people weary of the phenomenon will likely appreciate the sentiment.

Miley Cyrus Twerking at the VMAs took it to a new level. Jimmy Kimmel's epic Twerking fail prank was an all-timer. But all good (?) things must end.

Just ask Grumps.

Grumpy Cat Upset By Twerking

The sheer mention of twerking left the online kitty queen speechless - LITERALLY at a loss for words and unable to even glance at a photo of Miley.

She could've just been asleep, but still.

Asked point blank how she felt about the latest dance craze, Grumpy Cat responded "No." So from one Internet meme to another, the verdict is in.

Or is it? You tell us in the comments:

What do you think of Twerking?

 

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Miley Cyrus, be grateful Frances Hena is not your mother.

This Bakersfield, California resident forced her 11-year old daughter to hold a sign at a busy intersection for two hours yesterday. It read:

"I Was Disrespecting My Parents by Twerking at a School Dance."

"Every parenting is different," Frances told ABC News of her response to daughter Jamie's actions. "I think this is embarrassing...I'm embarrassed myself for having her twerk at a school dance."

For those unfamiliar with this new butt-gyrating sensation, watch a video on Twerking 101 now.

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During her first day as co-host of The View, Jenny McCarthy encountered a major Twerking problem: her long, tight dress.

But Nicole Scherzinger took to the beach this week with friends (sorry, with #TeamTwerkCakes) and had no such wardrobe issue, attempting the latest dance craze in a bikini and popping her booty with extreme, sexy success.

Yes, the singer is on fire in the following video, though not the kind where we need Jimmy Kimmel to rush in and save the staged day.

Watch now and take notes, people. THIS is how you Twerk in a swimsuit:

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Give credit where credit is due.

After seeing last Friday's viral Twerking fail video, in which a girl was knocked over and set herself on fire, we suspected something might be amiss.

Who was the mystery girl involved? Why does the video stop so abruptly at that moment? How the heck does that possibly happen to someone in general?!

Still, it was convincing enough that we bought it ... even though it was all a prank courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel Live and a professional stuntwoman. Watch:

Kimmel began a segment Monday night as if it were a real "interview" with Caitlin Heller, the Twerking video star. But then he revealed the truth.

Jimmy and Daphne (Caitlin's not even her name) put this on YouTube and let the Internet work its magic, and did it ever. Job very well done, guys.

Kimmel says he hopes this will put an end to Twerking once and for all, though that still doesn't solve the problem of the Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" video.

Here's the original, viral Twerking fail video we ran like everyone else:

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The Jenny McCarthy Era is underway on The View.

Taking over for Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the former centerfold debuted today as co-host of the talk show, joking that she auditioned to be "the new Batman and didn't get it," hence how she ended up opposite Whoopi Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd and Barbara Walters.

Shortly afterward, the talk turned to Twerking, as Walters read off the Oxford Dictionary definition and McCarthy and Shepherd proceeded to show the crowd how it's done.

Well, Shepherd showed the crowd how it's done. McCarthy may need a lesson from Miley Cyrus.

But, hey, at least her Twerking fail didn't result in shattered glass and a living room fire.

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This Twerking fail, in which a girl's self-filmed sexy-dance for her boyfriend takes a sudden, nearly disastrous turn, is going viral and undeniably epic.

Caitlin Heller, who posted the video, titled it "Worst Twerk Fail EVER."

She's not lying. After some suggestive but fairly ordinary moves, she decides to get all up against the wall in a handstand a la Miley Cyrus Twerking.

Only the wall was actually a door, which someone opened, knocking her down onto the coffee table, on which there were candles. You gotta see this:

Wow. Just ... wow.

"I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a bit too hot :)" Caitlin wrote in a joke at her own expense, which we feel allows us to laugh.

There are those who will claim it was staged, because frankly how would this possibly ever happen to someone, but the two girls' reactions sure look real.

What do you think? Real or elaborately staged? Funny or scary? Sexy or gross? Share your comments on all things Caitlin Heller Twerking below!

UPDATE: It was all an elaborate prank by Jimmy Kimmel, he revealed on his show September 9. Caitlin is really Daphne ... a professional stuntwoman!

Too bad ... but well played, JK!

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Nearly all parties have been heard from in regard to Miley Cyrus' Video Music Awards routine.

The singer thinks she made history. Miley's manager has labeled the routine an epic win. Dr. Laura believes Cyrus is a dirty whore and some have leveled accusations of racism against the 20-year old.

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But what about Liam Hemsworth? How did he react to his fiancee Twerking all up on Robin Thicke?

“The VMAs is the straw that will break him,” a source tells Life & Style. “He wants out of the relationship.”

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Twerking has once again come under fire.

A couple days after Harry Styles slammed the dance moves as inappropriate for young women, Demi Lovato has also come out against the booty-gyrating sensation.

Demi Lovato for The X Factor

“Can the world stop talking about twerking please?” The X Factor judge Tweeted today, clearly taking a shot at Miley Cyrus... right?

Wrong, Demi insists.

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