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Modern Family took home yet another trophy for Outstanding Comedy Series at last night's Emmy Awards in Los Angeles.

So, how did voluptuous star Sofia Vergara celebrate the victory? By Twerking up a storm and downing a cheeseburger, of course!

The nominee took us inside Jimmy Fallon's post-awards show party via a pair of WhoSay photos, the first of which depicts her backing that lovely rear end up and the second of which focuses on her taking a bite of of dinner.

Yes. Vergara's dinner. That's totally where our attention is focused in the photo below, right, fellas?

  • Sofia Vergara Twerking
  • Sofia Vergara Eating

"Miley cyrus this is where the twerk was invented. Colombia!" Sofia captioned the first image, laying down the gyrating gauntlet to the young singer who has made Twerking such a craze in this country.

Will Miley respond? Or is she too busy suing this hedgehog for ripping off her Wrecking Ball video?

Stay tuned to THG and find out shortly!

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Paula Patton is making the media rounds and continuing to defend both her husband, Robin Thicke, and his VMA grinding partner, Miley Cyrus.

Following an appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, the actress stopped by Today this morning and told anchors the same thing she told Andy Cohen:

What, exactly, did viewers expect from Miley?!?

"I don’t know what people thought Miley was going to do," Patton said. "Sit down and play piano like Alicia Keys? The song is about taking Molly!”

There was one difference between this interview and others Patton has given recently, however: she Twerked all up on Al Roker! Or at least she sort of tried to!

Watch Paula's moves and the weatherman's self-deprecating Today joke now:

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Paula Patton's acting career is really taking off lately, and with that comes the media rounds, and with that comes talking about Miley Cyrus Twerking.

It was Paula's husband, Robin Thicke, who was on the receiving end of Miley's genital-grinding display at the MTV Video Music Awards, after all.

  • Robin Thicke and Miley Twerk
  • Paula Patton and Robin Thicke Photo

The Baggage Claim star stopped by Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, last night and, in typical fashion, downplayed the racy "Blurred Lines" duet.

"Honestly, they rehearsed for three days beforehand, and I don't know how not to dance with someone having their booty in your ... all my friends do it like that."

"And, I don't really know what the big deal is."

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Has Twerking actually been banned in a small town in Louisiana?

According to reports, the "dance" craze Miley Cyrus helped popularize has become a criminal offense in DeQuincy, punishable by fines and up to 30 days in jail.

And we thought the saggy pants ban (a real thing) was bad.

A criminal offense? Miley has a lot of haters, yes, but ... jail?!

While Twerking can get you suspended from school (see Scripps Ranch Twerk Team) or shamed by your parents (see above), that seems extreme, no?

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Tan Mom. Twerking. It was just a matter of time.

Just when you thought Patricia Krentcil, a woman famous for dragging her young daughter into a tanning bed, had finally gone away, you thought wrong.

Criminal charges against her were eventually dropped, but she later dropped the beat on a rap single and has now dropped most of her clothes to Twerk.

This may may you LONG for Miley Cyrus Twerking. Tan Mom Twerks in a Pamela Anderson swimsuit. Up against the wall. Like a cheerleader. You name it.

It's basically Miley's VMA performance minus the foam finger and Robin Thicke. Scantily-clad gyrations galore. Pure sex appeal. Set to "Bubble Butt."

It's Tan Mom, BITCH!

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Grumpy Cat has declared Twerking over.

We're not so sure if the surly feline has the authority to make that call, but more than a few people weary of the phenomenon will likely appreciate the sentiment.

Miley Cyrus Twerking at the VMAs took it to a new level. Jimmy Kimmel's epic Twerking fail prank was an all-timer. But all good (?) things must end.

Just ask Grumps.

Grumpy Cat Upset By Twerking

The sheer mention of twerking left the online kitty queen speechless - LITERALLY at a loss for words and unable to even glance at a photo of Miley.

She could've just been asleep, but still.

Asked point blank how she felt about the latest dance craze, Grumpy Cat responded "No." So from one Internet meme to another, the verdict is in.

Or is it? You tell us in the comments:

What do you think of Twerking?

 

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Miley Cyrus, be grateful Frances Hena is not your mother.

This Bakersfield, California resident forced her 11-year old daughter to hold a sign at a busy intersection for two hours yesterday. It read:

"I Was Disrespecting My Parents by Twerking at a School Dance."

"Every parenting is different," Frances told ABC News of her response to daughter Jamie's actions. "I think this is embarrassing...I'm embarrassed myself for having her twerk at a school dance."

For those unfamiliar with this new butt-gyrating sensation, watch a video on Twerking 101 now.

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During her first day as co-host of The View, Jenny McCarthy encountered a major Twerking problem: her long, tight dress.

But Nicole Scherzinger took to the beach this week with friends (sorry, with #TeamTwerkCakes) and had no such wardrobe issue, attempting the latest dance craze in a bikini and popping her booty with extreme, sexy success.

Yes, the singer is on fire in the following video, though not the kind where we need Jimmy Kimmel to rush in and save the staged day.

Watch now and take notes, people. THIS is how you Twerk in a swimsuit:

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Give credit where credit is due.

After seeing last Friday's viral Twerking fail video, in which a girl was knocked over and set herself on fire, we suspected something might be amiss.

Who was the mystery girl involved? Why does the video stop so abruptly at that moment? How the heck does that possibly happen to someone in general?!

Still, it was convincing enough that we bought it ... even though it was all a prank courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel Live and a professional stuntwoman. Watch:

Kimmel began a segment Monday night as if it were a real "interview" with Caitlin Heller, the Twerking video star. But then he revealed the truth.

Jimmy and Daphne (Caitlin's not even her name) put this on YouTube and let the Internet work its magic, and did it ever. Job very well done, guys.

Kimmel says he hopes this will put an end to Twerking once and for all, though that still doesn't solve the problem of the Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" video.

Here's the original, viral Twerking fail video we ran like everyone else:

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The Jenny McCarthy Era is underway on The View.

Taking over for Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the former centerfold debuted today as co-host of the talk show, joking that she auditioned to be "the new Batman and didn't get it," hence how she ended up opposite Whoopi Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd and Barbara Walters.

Shortly afterward, the talk turned to Twerking, as Walters read off the Oxford Dictionary definition and McCarthy and Shepherd proceeded to show the crowd how it's done.

Well, Shepherd showed the crowd how it's done. McCarthy may need a lesson from Miley Cyrus.

But, hey, at least her Twerking fail didn't result in shattered glass and a living room fire.

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