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Brooklyn Nine-Nine premiered tonight on Fox, introducing Andy Samberg to the television universe as a goofy/cocky detective and Andre Braugher as his stern, non-nonsense new captain.

Did the comedy come out shooting blanks? Or were its jokes on target?

Thanks to a couple of perfectly-cast leads, as well as creators also responsible for Parks and Recreation, most critics have pegged Brooklyn Nine-Nine as the best new comedy of the fall TV season - and it's easy to see why.

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Dads premiered tonight on Fox and this is the best thing you can say about the Seth MacFarlane-produced sitcom:

It depicts equal opportunity racism!

Well, mostly. The series has come under fire (yes, already) for dressing a lead Asian character up as a school girl in order to impress investors and for having a character scream out: “The Chinese are a lovely and honorable people, but you can’t trust them! There’s a reason Shanghai is a verb!”

There's also a quip about Asian men having small penises. So it does go pretty hard after one ethnic group in particular.

But, hey, there's also a joke about Latina women being maids!

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"What does the fox say?" It's a time-honored age-old (or at least week-old) question.

One Fox broadcasting has set out to answer in an awesome new fall promo! Look:

Jane Lynch and Darren Criss of Glee, Zooey Deschanel of New Girl and many other Fox stars collaborate on a tribute to the Ylvis' hit "The Fox."

Like the original, the surreal promo calls into question what sounds a Fox actually makes, while the actors make sounds foxes definitely do not.

If you somehow missed the video from the Norwegian comedians and talk show hosts who record under the name "Ylvis," you can watch it here:

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Mad Men Season 7 is making like another AMC hit, Breaking Bad.

The iconic show's final season will kick off in the spring, air seven episodes, then take a long break before returning with seven more to end its run for good.

Mad Men Cast Photo

Breaking Bad Season 5 "attracted nearly double the viewers to its second half premiere than had watched any previous episode,” said Charlie Collier, AMC President.

“We are determined to bring Mad Men a similar showcase."

"In an era where high-end content is savored and analyzed, and catch-up time is used well to drive back to live events, we believe this is the best way."

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Caroline Manzo is preparing to leave The Real Housewives of New Jersey behind.

According to The Wrap, the reality star will soon film a pilot for her very own Bravo spinoff. It will tragically be titled Manzo'd With Children. No, really.

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The series will chronicle the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family," according to a network statement, with grown kids Albie, Chris and Lauren all signed on to appear.

Caroline's sister Fran will also be a regular cast member.

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The girls of Teen Mom 3 came to grips with losing part of their teenage years this week. Much as they love their kids, life will never be the same.

Katie Yeager wants her body back. Mackenzie Douthit wants her guy back. Alex Sekella wants her guy gone. Briana DeJesus just wants to be normal.

What did all that mean for the new fab four? Come along for THG's recap!

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Katie Yeager has a friend, obviously, who asks her to take part in a bridal and lingerie photo shoot and fashion show, because that happens all the time.

Not feeling confident in her post-baby body, she starts taking Zumba classes to get herself into shape, making you wonder how anyone over 30 does it.

Plus 50 for the effort, Minus 50 for the clearly contrived storyline.

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The Real Housewives of Miami gave us a "A Ple-Thora of Lies" the normal drama and just a touch of common sense. We break it all down in our THG +/- review.

The Most Patient Housewife

Lisa Hochstein has become my favorite housewife. She's funny, says what she thinks without being rude and doesn't pretend to be someone she's not.

And Plus 50 for bringing a bit of much needed common sense. That's darn hard to find among The Real Housewives of Miami ... or anywhere.

One again Lisa had to deal with another "fabulous visit" from her in-laws and was it just me or was Marina's voice the equivalent of fingernails on a blackboard? Minus 20.

If the trip to the Russian deli was awkward, dinner was somewhere between painful and cathartic.

I loved it when Marina complained that Lisa doesn't return her calls and Lisa responded by admitting she doesn't believe Marina likes her. Plus 15 for the honesty.

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Aaaaaaaand Dancing With the Stars is back for its 17th season on ABC!

On Monday's season premiere, we saw 12 (quasi) celebs take to the parquet with the goal of hoisting the Mirror Ball and/or boosting their careers.

Some were better than others. Who do you think is the favorite? Put another way, who is your favorite to make it all the way to the end this spring?

Dancing With the Stars Cast Pic Season 17

Tonight was competition only, but the first duo will be eliminated next Monday, combining judges' scores from that night and public votes from tonight.

No more Tuesday results shows this season, in a departure from past years.

All in all, it was a terrific showing for the first week of the fall campaign from the new cast. Read our breakdown and scores from the premiere after the jump ...

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Sleepy Hollow centers around the resurrection of Ichabod Crane in modern day New York.

He's on a mission from George Washington to stop one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse from regaining his skull and putting an end to mankind in the process.

In other words: the new Fox series, which kicked off tonight following the Bones Season 9 premiere, is totally and utterly insane. But it knows it's totally and utterly insane - and that's why it may become a surprise hit for the network.

Not every series can be Breaking Bad. Not every show aims to win an Emmy.

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Bones is back with new cases, new (and old) faces, and one name on everyone's mind: Pelant.

Where is he? Who knows? Maybe the clock-radios! 

Check out our THG recap here and then head over to the Bones review for "The Secrets In The Proposal" for the full run-down and discussion.

  • Everybody Hates Booth: With absolutely no one on his side, Booth turns to former priest and current bartender and friend Aldo Clemens to make his confession and tell someone--anyone--what's going on with Pelant. Their mutual decision made inside a walk-in cooler? Pelant must die. (Like we didn't already know that.)
  • Heartbreak! Brennan: Brennan is understandably heartbroken by Booth calling off their engagement. So heartbroken that three months later they're still living together but she's finally pushing him away and thinks that he might be cheating and/or he just wants to have a final fling before settling down, despite the fact that flings are way not his style and he tells her how much he loves her every chance he gets.

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