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Oh, to be a fly on the wall in the writing room of The Mindy Project.

We'd like to imagine that Mindy Kaling and company just sit around, trying to think of hilariously embarrassing things for Chris Messina to do... and then putting those things in the script.

Enter The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 1.

Titled “We’re a Couple Now, Haters!,” the premiere opens with dual voiceovers from Mindy and Danny, both noting how unlikely their pairing is, with Mindy saying she’s found the man of her dreams:

"A devout Catholic divorcee, with some pretty serious dad issues which, for a single thirtysomething woman, is not too shabby."

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And then there were two... who we believe should win America's Got Talent this summer.

Yes, AcroArmy is an impressive collection of acrobatic prowess; and, sure singer Miguel Dakota has some pipes.

We've been blown away at times by magician Mat Franco and we do hope the band Sons of Serendip has a bright future in front of it.

But last night's performance finale of America's Got Talent drove home the point, at least in our view: this is a two-person race.

There's Quintavious Johnson, who is somehow only 12 years old.

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Wait... who's that girl? Again, we ask: who's that girl? One more time: who's that girl?!?

Oh, it's Jess... ica Biel!

That's right, Mrs. Justi Timberlake herself guest-starred on New Girl Season 4 Episode 1, as Nick, Jess and company attended their final wedding of the season and all agreed to go home with someone from the event.

Jess set her sights very high, on the Best Man, portrayed by Reid Scott of Veep. But she has competition for his penis in the form of a ridiculously smart and gorgeous guest played by Biel.

"Here are the facts: I’m technically a genius, I have a photographic memory, and I lost my virginity to Malcolm Gladwell," Biel's Kat said, taunting Jess.

She added that she watches a half hour of porn each night just to keep up with trends and expect a "return to missionary," depending on what "happens in Syria."

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Kim Gravel is back for Kim of Queens Season 2 Episode 1, and on the Lifetime show's sophomore campaign opener, added two more girls to her roster.

Hannah, Marah and Addison are all strong competitors, yes, but with Rayven and Adia in the mix, their Miss Teen Dream dreams are anything but assured.

The major takeaway from Kim of Queens Season 2 Episode 1, however, was Adia making the Pageant Pros team after her very impressive auditions.

How impressive? Impressive enough to earn a full scholarship to the school, that's how impressive. But it's a story that involves its share of heartache, too.

Her poor mother just lost her job. And her home. So brutal.

Adia is still reeling from those life changes, and the fact that she lacks the traditional body, air of composure and attitude of the other girls is refreshing.

She's got sass for days, though. Gumption. Grit.  Passion.

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We know you're sick of counting bodies in Charming, Unser. 

But Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 2 continued to drive the point home: you can't exactly put away your abacus away just yet.

No member of SAMCRO has been killed off just yet, but the actions of Jax and company have now placed them down a precarious path.

As part of their plan to tear down Lin this week, they asked for help from the charter led by Jury. He recommended a couple of freelancer killers to help with a ganking of Lin's gun delivery and, after it was completed, Jax, Bobbyand Chibs paid these two young men a visit.

They shot them dead, in order to cover their tracks, and this plot for revenge seemed to be running along smoothly. Except there was one major problem we learned at the end of the installment:

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Lifetime's Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 26 saw a trip to Florida and the continuation of Abby's war with the moms, which boiled over last week.

The competition - the last before nationals - is Dance Kids USA in Orlando. But first, Holly has some beef with Abby that she would like to straighten out.

Abby sees the mom's criticism as trying to excuse her daughter Nia from bad dancing, and refuses to give an inch. Holly won't back down either.

It's intense and we've barely even begun to watch Dance Moms online.

As the girls arrive on Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 26, Abby explains how she pulled last week's number because of the moms, leaving no doubt where she stands.

Maddie is on top this week, because she danced last week. Period.

The tension is continuing to build with the angry moms; Abby tells the girls that if the moms go, they go. Holly says she's going to "hold Abby accountable."

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For Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, life has officially come full circle.

On 19 Kids and Counting Season 8 Episode 4, Jill Duggar went shopping for wedding rings with fiance Derick Dillard, and Michelle knew the place well.

She and Jim Bob went to that same place, 30-some years ago.

Jill and Derick got married at the same church where her parents tied the knot in Arkansas, so it's bringing back all sorts of memories for the older couple.

Bittersweet is a good word for how Jim Bob feels, as he's having a hard time letting go of his daughter. Emotionally, anyway. He does love Derick.

No matter how much he approves and how supportive it is, it's hard for a tight-knit family like this to come to terms with Jill leaving the nest. But it's life.

Make no mistake, for all the Duggar dating rules and things none of us can relate to about their lives, Jim Bob's instinct is to make his kids happy.

Never was this more obvious than when he lobbied to have Jessa Duggar's boyfriend Ben Seewald, who lived four hours away, move closer to them.

Like, a lot closer to them. Think ON THE COMPOUND!

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If you're a Fresh Prince of Bel Air enthusiast or a card-carrying member of the Robertson Quack Pack from Louisiana, Dancing With the Stars Season 19 Episode 1 was great.

For most of the rest of the celebrity cast, not so much.

There were stumbles, slips and gaffes galore in Monday's season premiere, which is to be expected because these are mostly dancing rookies here.

Still, plenty of celebs were sweating bullets tonight.

Who earned the lowest score, combined with the fewest votes, and had to exit stage left on the first Dancing With the Stars results show of the fall? Find out below ...

DWTS Season 19 Contenders

Your eliminated contestant in DWTS Season 19 Episode 2 is:

LOLO JONES.

And just like that, in the blink of an eye, only 12 couples remain. Being the first one eliminated, after all the hype and all the prep work, has got to sting.

The opening night's scoreboard left easily a half dozen tandems in serious jeopardy, as totals in the 20s (out of 40) were not the exception, but the norm.

With no clear weak link, but few strong ones, it came down to the voters, and when the tallies were tabulated, one star's dream came to an early end.

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Before they became a roving band of witches, werewolves, vampires, vampire hunters, and a lone human, The Vampire Diaries cast racked up some pretty impressive (and awkward) resume entries.

The Vampire Diaries Cast
The Vampire Diaries Season 6 returns October 2! Take a look at the TVD cast before they were stars!

You can watch The Vampire Diaries online to get all caught up before the Season 6 premiere, but before you do that, click on the gallery above to see the cast before they were stars.

When you do, you'll find out some of the same interesting things we did.

Ian Somerhalder had some really unfortunate haircuts before he landed his breakthrough role of Boone Carlyle on LOST. Really, truly unfortunate haircuts.

His blue eyes, however, have always been piercing. Right into our souls. His vampire brother Paul Wesley, meanwhile, has a very Six Degrees of Separation background.

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Castle Season 7 will kick off by posing one pressing question:

Where the heck is Rick Castle?!?

The last time we saw this author/quasi detective, he was on his way to marry Kate Beckett... only for a black SUV to hone in on Castle and take him out.

Beckett was then called to the accident scene, only her fiance was nowhere to be found - and his car was engulfed in flames!

Who caused the crash? Is Rick alive? (Yes, obviously.) What answers will be provided and what kinds of questions created by Castle Season 7 Episode 1, aptly titled "Driven."

Racing Against the Clock on Castle
A promotional photo for ABC's Castle Season 7 Episode 1.

Look for the September 29 premiere to pick right up at the scene of the crime and get your first look at what's to come via the following Castle photo gallery above.

NOTE: Hurry up and watch Castle online via TV Fanatic in order to catch up prior to the premiere. Go!

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